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Getting in the last word is advantageous

In Misplaced Pages, sometimes debates get heated. Whenever this occurs, it is important that you always ensure that you get the last word.


Reasons for getting the last word

Nelson's last word: 'Kiss me, Hardy.' Wikiquote has a selection of famous last words you can utilise. (The strategy is to expire after the utterance)

Getting the last word means that you win the debate. It also shows your moral superiority, and willingness to stand your ground. This should convince your opponent that you are correct, and will certainly impress your fellow Wikipedians.

It is particularly important to get the last word where you are in some doubts as to the merits of your case. The last word will serve as a clinching argument that will make up for any deficiencies in your logic.

How to get the last word

Often, your opponent will not understand the importance of the last word and will readily concede the ground to you. However, sometimes your opponent is well aware of this Wikipedian convention and will attempt to wrongfully deprive you of your right. Do not give ground to such intimidation. Pursue your case with fortitude and vigour. If your actual arguments have already been stated on the page, do not fear to repeat them in a slightly different form. CAPITALISING YOUR ARGUMENT, or bolding sections, can be used to give variety if you fear you are being repetitive.


This debating strategy can be combined with others; for instance is it is great idea to use warning templates and to cite any convenient ] whenever necessary, and better at the end of the argument THAN NEVER. After all, one template says more than a thousand words, and it's a great way to get the last word in case the other bastard user just won't concede the ground.

If your opponent attempts to seize the last word for themselves, be careful to point out the folly of this strategy, perhaps citing this project page. This clever technique allows you to simultaneously regain the last word for yourself while making any sort of reply from your opponent seem in bad faith.


Other complementary strategies

The following may enhance this tactic:



Harold foolishly conceding the last word to William
Remember: any attempt by him/her to deprive you of the last word is quite obviously incivil, possibly JUST TROLLING and certainly a UNILATERAL VIOLATION of WP:POINT. RESIST it at ALL costs.

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