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'''David Wall''' may refer to: | |||
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== David Wall == | |||
'''David Wall gives hope to every man with a small kettle!''' | |||
* ] (fl. 1990s–2000s), American actor | |||
David wall is an exceptionally honourable man with good teeth, excellent career prospects, lovely head of original hair, and a dehabilitating crush on Melanie Jane Shaw. He is also rumoured to have been behind the theory of proportionality of kettles vs penis size (Wall's Law). | |||
* ] (1946–2013), British ballet dancer | |||
* ] (born 1983), Australian racing driver | |||
* ] (fl. 1990s–2020s), British professor of criminology | |||
* ] (born 1947), former Australian rules footballer | |||
==See also== | |||
'''The Man:''' | |||
*Dave Wahl (fl. 1990s), three-time winner of the ] | |||
David Wall currently resides on the D-Deck at the University of Sheffield's Halifax Hall. He arrived, as an innocent, buoyant chap from Bolton. However the tides turned as he submerged himself into his surrounding culture. This has lead to David actually becoming an alcoholic. David became an alcoholic to appear more manly in the eyes of his darling Melanie. David would love to roger Melanie 24hours a day 365 days per year. David though, has not yet found the courage to ask her out and as a result has become a quivering mess and has had to resort to buggering possums. | |||
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{{human name disambiguation|Wall, David}} | |||
'''The Legend:''' | |||
David is famous for his postulation of one's penis size being directly inproportionate to the size of the kettle that one owns. David by the way is famous amongst his buddies and well wishers for having an impressively small kettle. Some say that he has the smallest kettle in the world. This means that he has the biggest penis. (How could Mel turn him down???). | |||
'''The Joker:''' | |||
Dave enjoys being the recipient of practical jokes in fact it is perfectly acceptable to frame him for any trouble or to even flood his room. David just loves to be at the centre of attention. | |||
'''Facts about David that you did not know:''' | |||
Favourite colour: Vermillion <br /> | |||
Bum crack: home of small gerbil called Bob Wilson <br /> | |||
Prefered floor surface: Sugar / Water <br /> | |||
Hall card: snapped <br /> | |||
Mental health: Questionable <br /> | |||
Political Views: Facist <br /> | |||
Tattoos: 3 large swastikas <br /> | |||
Favourite BBC News reader: Huw Edwards <br /> | |||
'''The career:''' | |||
David is aspriring to being a pilot, however we have heard that he is not all that good at attempting to fly things. So he might just take a lot of drugs so that he can fly without a license. | |||
'''David Wall: The Man, the legend, but no myth!''' | |||
PS. Can possums cheerlead? |
Latest revision as of 15:08, 20 July 2022
David Wall may refer to:
- David Wall (actor) (fl. 1990s–2000s), American actor
- David Wall (dancer) (1946–2013), British ballet dancer
- David Wall (racing driver) (born 1983), Australian racing driver
- David S. Wall (fl. 1990s–2020s), British professor of criminology
- David Wall (footballer) (born 1947), former Australian rules footballer
See also
- Dave Wahl (fl. 1990s), three-time winner of the World Championship Snowmobile Derby
- David Walls (disambiguation)
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