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Congratulations, it's a Zilla! —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 03:57, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I'm confused. Is this the real Bishonen? – Chacor 07:03, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Proud separate account, grrr! But please see my userpage, check History for great justice, no confusion intended. And I have just moved the post you so rudely deleted, so no worries. (Bishzilla is a learner, and the man doesn't have a talkpage link in his sig!) Bishzilla 07:09, 13 November 2006 (UTC).

Heh, my immediate reaction was "impostor account", sorry. I think I get the gist of it (due to the added confusion of this account's block log, and the move log history of the page). – Chacor 07:11, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Taxman nuked the original abusive account so Her Serene Highness Bishonen could take it over. (Fawningly: don't hurt me, Bishonen!) Check the block log again, please, now much prouder. Bishzilla 07:32, 13 November 2006 (UTC).

Oops

I officially apologize for my incompetence. Didn't intend for you to stay blocked. Hope that's OK... er, there's a good zilla... aiieeee! *runs away* – Gurch 22:27, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

/me ambles after Gurch to hug him affectionately. Picks him up. The crowd recoils in horror. Bishzilla 22:30, 1 December 2006 (UTC).

Aaaauuuugh!

Bishzilla has noticed me, I am doomed! Not the claws...anything but the claws, please...Doc Tropics 23:07, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

/me listens in surprise to the squeaky little noises. Picks up the little doc and articulates the arms and legs gently, then less gently. Noises become displeasingly shrill. /me stuffs the little doc in her pocket for sound insulation. Very faint welcoming squeaks are heard from the little ArbCom. Bishzilla 01:09, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

???ArbCom??? I can't tell if that's humor or not; have I gone astray? Doc Tropics 03:00, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

If certain user is to be believed, the reason he was sanctioned by the ArbCom was that Her Serene Highness Bishonen keeps them in her pocket. I used to have a link to a Mailing List post... well, never mind, obviously the man must have been talking about Bishzilla! Big pockets! What is "humor"...? Excuse Zilla ignorance! Newbie! Bishzilla 04:23, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

/Doc realizes he is in good company in the pocket...quiets down...settles in to watch the fun : ) Doc Tropics 04:30, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Munch, munch!

/me eats latest welcome wagon, then starts to eat User:Bastique. Bishzilla not so new any more! Teh bishonen and others (also eaten) already welcomed her ! No templates, please! Ah, both little wagon and little user delicious! Munch, munch! Bishzilla 21:47, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

HALT!

Or I shall call on the JSDF to help defend tokyo! 80.126.238.189 02:39, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Arrrggghhh! Goodsmell! Bishzilla | grrrr! 02:55, 13 December 2006 (UTC).

P. S. Little user, time you nominate Bishzilla for admin! Bishzilla all groomed and ready, diploma from admin school! Bishzilla | grrrr! 03:00, 13 December 2006 (UTC).

Picture sized corrected

The picture on your user page did not reflect accurately the danger Tokyo was in if you were ever to find it. I have corrected this. Hipocrite - «Talk» 20:33, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

		The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
		From MONGO to Bishzilla...Bigfoot and Nessie have nothing on us. MONGO 09:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

At last

RRRRAAAAAARRRRRR!

Needed those all myself! Ate them all. Give me more strength for stomp over edit-warriors. Harrrrr! -- Fut.zilla. 20:45, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Solution

Instead of going through a RfA, why not just have a 'crat name-change you? {Slash-|-Talk} 06:11, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Because weenie Bishonen like to hang on to her own bit. She poor excuse for admin, but what Zilla do? Bishzilla | grrrr! 07:29, 26 January 2007 (UTC).

Now that's enough of that, monster. It's Her Serene Highness Bishonen to you, and I'll trouble you to remember it. "Bishonen scared of her", indeed! Bishonen | talk 07:34, 26 January 2007 (UTC).

An admirer?

Did you know you have an admirer? - User:Larzilla - I've vetted him though and judged him unsuitable. The thought of his progeny unleashed in the world is too unbearable to countenance. Besides, he doesn't have a rotating head, it would never work. --Mcginnly | Natter 15:24, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Arghh. Who not admire kindly, helpful, sexy Zilla? Bishzilla | grrrr! 11:10, 28 January 2007 (UTC).

Your edits to Teh

Thanks for experimenting with the page teh on Misplaced Pages. Your recent edit appears to have added obviously incorrect information and has been reverted or removed. All information in our encyclopedia must be verifiable. If you believe the information you added was correct, please cite references or sources or discuss the changes on the article's talk page before making them. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Thanks. —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 00:49, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Zilla divide the little Bunchofgrapes into separate grapes. Looking good! Bishzilla | grrrr! 00:54, 28 January 2007 (UTC).

That's me all over. —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 01:03, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Barnstar from Ann

Appreciate, little linguist! There many, many less fine wikipedians! Bishzilla | grrrr! 22:49, 1 February 2007 (UTC).

I'm proud to have given Bishzilla her very first support. The RfA is still going on, so don't give up hope! Newyorkbrad 22:55, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

"taking this like a man"? What sort of insult is this, I'd ask for an apology. Bishzilla is taking it like a monster! Regards, CFTBL 05:17, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Are you married?

I hope you won't eat me up for asking an impertinent question, but I'd like to know, because if you're not, I have a perfect husband for you. Unfortunately, I can't put a fair use picture on your page, but if you click here, you'll find the monster of your dreams. He eats clocks and parking meters, by the way. Do you think you'd be compatible? Musical Linguist 01:07, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Muzzy? Muzzy? Zilla huge fan! President Muzzy fan club! Go, go, Muzzy! Muzzy rulez! Bishzilla | grrrr! 01:22, 3 February 2007 (UTC).

Gimme my massage, dagnabbit!

I came here for a massage, and I'm going to GET a massage!
Just because you're a poorly-drawn monster, that doesn't get you out of your obligations!
So come on, make with the massage! And it better be SWEDISH!

...

... well? *sigh* nobody wants to give me swedish monster massages... Bladestorm 23:46, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla massages little user briefly, sadly contemplates squashed, messy result.

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Oops. Bishzilla | grrrr! 00:57, 15 February 2007 (UTC).

• Uhhhhhhh yes I would like a Swedish massage! Now what? Paul August ☎ 01:27, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla deposit little Paul gently on talkpage and watch as he gradually realizes what happened to little Bladestorm and starts to witter in circles, consumed with terror. /Zilla smiles benevolently. Zilla learn to avoid Swedish massages! Always learning! Give admin tools to clever Zilla now! Bishzilla | grrrr! 01:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC).

So... where's my Swedish massage? - Ta bu shi da yu 09:22, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Little user dice with death! Silly!

Admin

A present from Martial Law to her Most Excellent Majesty: I voted to support you as a Admin. Martial Law 20:20, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Bad MONGO

Just thought you should know that I am now intimidating and making veiled threats of violence! GGGRRRRRRRRRRR! I might just yet match your level of mayhem, carnage and destruction!--MONGO 11:54, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Haha, bad little MONGO! Kawaii! Bishzilla | ROAR 14:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC).

A parking meter from Ann

Bishzilla, I apologize for criticizing you at MONGO's talk page. I was going to offer you an apple turnover as well, to make up, but I'm not sure that you eat apple turnovers. So I'm giving you a parking meter instead. Of course, I don't know if you like them, either, but I do know that Muzzy does, so it might be suitable for a nice romantic dinner.

This particular kind of parking meter is hard to find nowadays, so it's considered to be quite a delicacy. I hope you both like it. Musical Linguist 16:04, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla know how to accept apology in considerate, obliging, well-mannered, polite, kind, courteous, magnanimous, chivalrous, tactful, nice, genteel way! (Bishzilla use online thesaurus, highly recommended. Linguist, too, can acquire voluble, talkative, loquacious, communicative, chatty personality.) Zilla graciously eat parking meter, then steal Danish pastry on Bishonen's page and offer linguist a clock. Blush girlishly at thought of romantic dinner with Muzzy. Bishzilla | ROAR 21:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC).

Thank you for the clock. I'm afraid, though, that I wouldn't be able to digest it, and might damage myself if I tried. Do you mind if I just keep it in my room? Musical Linguist 00:03, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah! such a cunning linguist. --Joopercoopers 02:04, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Massage

Hey, can I get a massage, too? I could really use one - had a bit of a stressful day. Looking forward to a quiet evening! A massage would go nice right about now. --Justanother 03:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla give little user her famous Rotating Massage, user relaxes into boneless heap. Bishzilla | ROAR 11:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC).

/user oozes off into the sunset, little more than a smear on the pavement, but strangely content. Thanks --Justanother 15:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Your edits to a page I cannot mention by name so as not to upset the children

—Bunchofgrapes (talk) 01:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

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Bunchofgrapes,

Welcome to Misplaced Pages. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. However, Misplaced Pages is not censored, not even to remove profanity or pornography. Please do not remove or censor information that is relevant to the article. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Thank you. Bishzilla | ROAR 01:20, 25 February 2007 (UTC).

little users mad at wrong Justa

little users mad at JustaHulk, put Justanother in jail. Misplaced Pages:Requests for comment/Justanother‎. Not fair. Justanother not bad, make good edits. JustaHulk not bad, he get mad, make strong mad words. little users get scared. Should put JustaHulk in jail, not Justanother. Make Misplaced Pages:Requests for comment/JustaHulk --JustaHulk 14:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Me can edit here. Me endorse above (me learn that looking at jail with Justanother in it). Me wrote it. --JustaHulk 15:20, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Jail deleted. Hmm, Bishzilla still peckish, dog cutely asleep. Hulk perhaps tasty snack? Bishzilla | ROAR 03:05, 10 March 2007 (UTC).

Good. You good admin. JustaHulk not good snack. JustaHulk maybe poison pill. JustaHulk learn that watching CNN. JustaHulk not bad. Thank you. --JustaHulk 22:38, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Credentials

Since there has been some recent controversy surrounding the false assertion of credentials, I was wondering if you might provide some proof that you are in fact a large green fire-breathing monster as you claim. I have had some recent private correspondence that suggests that you are in fact a "cute little basset hound". Paul August ☎ 23:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Please note that editors can be blocked for stalking if they post details that would enable others to track down a user's identity in real life. That would included posting a photo without the user's consent. Can we get Paul's edit oversighted? Or can Bishzilla protect herself from potential stalkers? Musical Linguist 12:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Ssssstalkerzz are the leassst of Bishzzzilla's worries. No matter what frightened little puppy dog poses as: frightened little lizard or frightened little administrator, its clotted blood will feed my nymphzzzz. Megaguirus 02:36, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla is interested. Picks up little dog and smells it. Hmmm! Kawaii...? But also delicious smell! Little dog cute pet or tasty snack? Pondering conundrum, Zilla stuffs little dog in pocket for safekeeping, casually slays Megaguirus with a flick of her mighty tail, and lumbers off. Faint comfortable doggy snores are heard from pocket. Bishzilla listens, is pleased, makes her decision. Kawaii! Pet, not snack! Bishzilla | ROAR 03:00, 10 March 2007 (UTC).

ATTACK MY USERPAGE!

RAWR!!! Real96 20:29, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla runs away. Scary little user! Bishzilla _ROARR!!zilla4admin 20:53, 14 March 2007 (UTC).

Bug report

Over the past few days, there have been several instances in which pages have randomly appeared as much older versions of that page for up to ten minutes or so, making them impossible to edit in their current form. It seems to be some sort of server problem with the cache interface. Anyway, someone told me I should file a Bugzilla report on the matter, but I don't know Bugzilla, so I hope it's okay if I report it here instead. Newyorkbrad 12:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Bugzilla good friend! bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:12, 23 March 2007 (UTC).

Okey dokey :)

Okay, Bishzilla. I'll log out now and have some nice relaxing fun. :)
BTW, who would win in a fight? You, or Bish Kong? Bladestorm 22:11, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Little Bladestorm make joke. Zilla win all fights. bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:56, 4 April 2007 (UTC).

Bishzilla like Cookies?

Me hungry. Make cookies. Like smell of yummy cookies. Make more cookies to keep yummy smell. Keep doing so. Then realize that made many many many cookies.. too many for little user to eat. Bishzilla want some? *munch munch much* SirFozzie 04:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Appreciate, little user! Bishzilla like big cookies, small users, parking meters. bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:52, 4 April 2007 (UTC). Oh, that little user. No thank you, not hungry today. Bishzilla 08:21, 4 April 2007 (UTC).

Hungry?

Scampering MONGO is little scamp! bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:17, 3 May 2007 (UTC).

Pets, not snacks

Hello, Zilla. I just want to explain why I originally didn't want to give any cute little grass mice to Bishonen. I had read here and here about people buying rodents to feed them to their pet reptiles, so I feared for the safety of the cute little stripey mice. However, having read this, I now see that in fact Bishonen is the one I should worry about, and not you. So here are two cute little Barbary Striped Grass Mice for you — a slightly different species from the Typical Striped Grass Mouse. But please do keep them safe from that horrible user Bishonen! ElinorD (talk) 19:39, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Little Elinor got Bishonen's number plenty right. She sca-ree with her goulashes and mid-European meat stews! She put several small editors in there when nobody looking! Appreciate cute stripey pets. 'Zilla personally never eat anything smaller than chihuahuas. Not worth trouble! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC).

Careful 'zilla...eating chihuahuas could lead to some very acute indigestion. Doc Tropics 01:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

JUST A THOUGHT!!!!

Great Zilla, please stop Bishonen from putting editors in goulash. Goulash is a beef stew. Editors go in bogrács. Also, please accept this pretty box as a token of my desire not to be eaten. Zocky | picture popups 04:26, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. Chihuahuas go in goulash? bishzilla _ROARR!! 01:45, 19 May 2007 (UTC).

Ah, the goodness of gouhuahuash... Zocky | picture popups 16:26, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Puppy goulash NOT good! Live puppies much better, block vandals, make nice edits. KillerChihuahua 00:05, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Big time award, all should be envious

		Its a cow with a star on it!
		Although you have yet to complain at the MONGO complaint board I've nevertheless decided to award you the awesome MONGO gave me a cow Barnstar™! I thought some beef would be better eating than concrete and the stray fighter jet.19:18, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Kandidat till Stora Designpriset 2007

Milde Jesus! Var har du hittat den roterande bilden? Eller har du animerat själv? Jag vill ha sådana tapeter hemma!

- Tournesol 22:34, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Bishzilla Blink also very cool! User:Bunchofgrapes animate, give prize! bishzilla _ROARR!! 01:05, 26 May 2007 (UTC).

Adopt Me?

Hey 'Zilla. What's a guy gotta do to get adopted by the monster? Would providing you with a Jumbo Jet for a light brunch get the job done? SGT 02:01, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm. 'Zilla check out adoption program, sad to report fall short of adopter criteria. Most unjust and stressful, but is fact. 'Zilla get blocked within last 6 months...yep. (Misunderstanding!) 'Zilla perform vandalism... yep, also misunderstanding... 'Zilla believe practice in vandalizing pre-requisite for adminship. Understandable mistake. Little user can still learn monster skills! Not hard!

1. First lesson: practice climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spiderman. Work daily until fully skilled. Leap from ledge to ledge! Don't squash little ArbCom in pocket of Spiderman suit, suit a little tight!
2. Second lesson: practice rearing up out of waves. Minimum ten stories high.
3. Third lesson: destroy Tokyo.

All done, little user now fine monster, Bishzilla proud parent! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:44, 26 May 2007 (UTC).

Ahh. Too bad you're not eligible for the adoption program. That dang Gurch should be ashamed of himself. Thanks for giving me the steps to become a monster, though. I'll do my best to make you proud. You're my hero! SGT 21:26, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Bishapod hav moved

Bishapod hav gon down in ancient world, hav gon too commons. Ewww! Stilll, lotsa tasty jaypegz to chew. Cheers up! ...... dave souza, talk 22:48, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Bye bye bishapod! 'zilla come round for jaypegz eating contest some day! bishzilla _ROARR!! 08:28, 4 June 2007 (UTC).

Your Talk Page

I been reading your talk page. I find it extermely funny :). I thought you should know :). --SkyWalker 03:50, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

'zilla pleased to amuse. Vote 'zilla for admin here! bishzilla _ROARR!! 08:28, 4 June 2007 (UTC).

Voted. :). Iam bookmarking your talk page. :). Thanks for making me smile :) --SkyWalker 15:06, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Misplaced Pages:Facebook

Hi, Zilla. Have you thought of adding your image to Misplaced Pages:Facebook? ElinorD (talk) 08:47, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. Have some doubts. 'zilla so famous already! bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:26, 4 June 2007 (UTC).

Perhaps your Facebook could be a book of the faces you have collected in your travels? Geogre 12:45, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Happy Bishzilla's Day!

Bishzilla has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian, and therefore, I've officially declared today as Zilla's day! For being such a beautiful person and great Wikipedian, enjoy being the Star of the day, dear Bishzilla! Love, Phaedriel - 07:54, 14 June 2007 (UTC) A record of your Day will always be kept here.

Oh, that's fabulous! Love the poem. Congrats, 'Zilla dear. KillerChihuahua 11:55, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

'Zilla always graciously approve well-deserved accolades! Have thanked little Phaedriel on her page. Approve little puppy too! Gouhuahuash... mmmmm... wild rice... bishzilla _ROARR!! 13:34, 14 June 2007 (UTC).

Did You Know Dino?

If you go to Template talk:Did you know, you will see that the DYK editors now face a dilemma, or a stream of radioactive mist. Geogre 12:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Notification?

! You're on the main page today, right now, but you didn't get one of those cute question mark notices. I smell burned and stomped DYK template update board in the near future. Geogre 11:28, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

As Sam Johnson said, "The prospect of being disintegrated with radioactive steam concentrates the mind powerfully." You now have your own ? notification. Yay! Geogre 11:43, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

As I would be the likely target of the radioactive steam disintegration, I just want to point out I was in no way swayed by the threat of fiery destruction: I'm just slow at handing out the notifications. Yomangani 13:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

DYK

Hi, I've nominated an article you worked on, Swedish Emigration Commission 1907—1913, for consideration to appear on the Main Page as part of Misplaced Pages:Did you know. You can see the hook for the article at Template talk:Did you know#Articles created on June 16 where you can improve it if you see fit. Lsi john 17:54, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you little user, but read list for June 16, please, look further down. Fine Bishzilla article already listed by Geogre. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:17, 17 June 2007 (UTC).

Oh snap. I do think that Lsi john's hook is better though. Which do you prefer? --Justanother 18:38, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Geogre didn't follow instructions and properly notify the nice Bishzilla. Bad Geogre. Me thinks that the IRC gods might frown upon this. I see now that it was obfuscated. Lsi john 18:52, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

There is no requirement to notify the creator about his article's nomination for DYK. At least I never do that. Bad Ghirla. --Ghirla 19:08, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Technically you are correct. It is not required. However it is suggested:

"If you nominate someone else's article, you can use {{subst:DYKNom}} to notify them. Usage: {{subst:DYKNom|Article name|June 17}} Thanks, ~~~~"

Besides which, I was just having fun with the big bad BishZilla and Geogre. I missed the nom, it's my fault for not looking more closely. Lsi john SQUEEK 19:35, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

'zilla prefer hook with 21 fat volumes.BIG hook for super article. Note, 'Zilla like MANY listings, listings good! Little Geogre and little Lsi very good users. Why little Justanother and Ghirla not list artcle on DYK? Bad users! Little users go list on DYK now ? bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:58, 17 June 2007 (UTC).

mmmmmmMMMMMM, nothing like the smell of grilled Justanother. Bad user should have submitted DYK entry. Lsi john 21:34, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Puny Fact

On 21 June, 2007, Did you know? updated with puny fact from article Swedish Emigration Commission 1907—1913, which Zilla stole from little user 'shonen. If you steal other interesting fact from recently created article, suggest on Did you know? talk page.

--Yomangani 11:33, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

'Zilla steal many, many verbs! Little 'shonen no need so many verbs! bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:08, 21 June 2007 (UTC).