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DigitylGoddess's Role

Proper English is a must. I also can't stand broken links. If I see them, I clean them up; I don't want to have a crazy-looking page in front of me. Sometimes I may be wrong; I haven't delved that far into Wiki Etiquette, as it were. Let's just submit an up-front mea culpa on issues of particular Wiki style and have a peachy day. Digitylgoddess 19:18, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

HELLO !

Greetings, My Lady. Just calling to compliment you on a fascinating home page, and to admire your fine cat ! You have my support in the war against the abberant apostrophe (damn' thing's show's up in all the wrongest place's....) Be well, Ma'am. STEALTH RANGER 15:15, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

I used to go around offices with a rasp and file all the apostrophe keys down on typewriters. I'm now working on a web-wide stealth program which will automatically cause a large boxing-glove on a spring to smash through the screen of any one misusing their apostrophe; I call it Punch-You-ation.....(sorry) STEALTH RANGER 15:26, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, Bast. Hope all is well at your end ? STEALTH RANGER 08:15, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

All's well thus far...just waiting for Friday so I can start a week's vacation! :) Digitylgoddess 14:28, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Going anywhere nice ? (Duh ! who deliberatly goes to hellholes ?) Bring me back a Horgon. STEALTH RANGER 15:30, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Heh...we ALL go to hellholes - voluntarily! - every day! They're called "our workplaces". But to answer your question, I'm going to Somerset, PA. It's not tourist-y, to be sure, but it's mountainous, it's rural, it's quiet, and, best of all, it's NOT Cleveland! But enlighten me, please...what is a Horgun? *puzzled* Digitylgoddess 15:42, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Will Riker asked Picard to get him one in an episode called Captain's Holiday. He did, and it turned out to be a local 'mating symbol', announcing that the owner -Jean-Luc in this case- was rarin' to go; he wasn't amused either......STEALTH RANGER 15:46, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, for goodness' sakes! And here's me professing to be a Trek fan - but, honestly, Captain's Holiday was one of the episodes I didn't get around to seeing, so that explains that! But I do know about oo-mox. LOL Digitylgoddess 16:02, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Funny you should say that; My ears are feeling a bit run down, and if you still have that Lwaxana Troi outfit,......STEALTH RANGER 07:33, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Don't you know that I am Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed?! (and a big THANK YOU for not making me fetch Deanna's spandex can't-eat-a-brownie-lest-the-seams-burst outfit!) Digitylgoddess 12:57, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Of course not; real women don't have visible rib cages. (And what's with the accent ? Marina Sirtis is from London, and no other Betazoid, her own mother included, has one like it !STEALTH RANGER 15:50, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Bless your heart - for that comment about visible rib cages, I now appoint you "PermaFriend(tm)". I agree about the accent; it always sounded "murky". I guess she just didn't want to compete with Patrick Stewart Britishness! Digitylgoddess 15:58, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Damn right, Scarlett ! When I hug a lady, I don't want to feel my own elbows on the way round. T'aint natural STEALTH RANGER 16:01, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I'm sitting here drinking my iced tea and just about SPIT it out all over my monitor! TOO funny! *snickering - goes in search of paper towel* Digitylgoddess 16:15, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Greetings, O Digityl One. STEALTH RANGER 07:30, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Hello, stealthy one. *grin* I'm back in Cleveland, Ohio (against my will, actually). I had a great vacation - participated in lots of retail therapy! Now I'm hoping that it rains tonight so that I don't hear all the people set off fireworks. *grrr* I live in a densely populated area, and there's always some muppet who isn't careful and sets an apartment complex on fire. :P How are you? Digitylgoddess 15:37, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Thought you'd still be Vacationing (hate nouns as verbs!) HAPPY JULY 4TH, Little one (or should that be Imzadi ?). Have a great day STEALTH RANGER 15:49, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

• heehee* Imzadi works. :) Yeah, I hate nouns-as-verbs, too...like at your job, you don't have "work"...you're "tasked" with something. *snort* Digitylgoddess 18:39, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Hello, Imzadi ! I got your 'tasking' right here !!! Although one of my personal "favourites" is (fume) ANTIQUEING.... Who the K'ut'vatch goes out and Antiques !!!! pompous Bar Stewards the lot of them.

stealth-ranger@hotmail.com

STEALTH RANGER 07:36, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

(sound of tumbleweeds blowing across the range.....) "I DON'T LIKE IT, KINCAID.... IT'S TOO QUIET..."

(To be continued... or perhaps not) STEALTH RANGER

Oh hello there! I'm sorry - I was just about to say the same thing to you! I had sent you an e-mail a few days ago to your hotmail address, but I thought perhaps you were on vacation, too. :) Digitylgoddess 13:08, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Read 'em and weep, babe ! STEALTH RANGER 13:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

When I'm at work, they block access to web-based e-mail accounts *grumble* - so I will have to check that later on. How was your weekend? Digitylgoddess 13:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

T'was passing fair, Imzadi. Not a whole heaping hell of a lot got itself done, but then again, if you tidy and dust the place, you only have to do it again in another 18 months. how about your own ? STEALTH RANGER 13:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Honestly, I didn't want to come back. Oh, sure, it's a bit of a downer when you can't find a cell phone signal in the mountains, but then again...when you have the mountains, what do you need a cell phone for? *grin* I bought some necessities - some non-necessities as well - and did my DJ bit on the weekend. This week is looking slow at work - July is THE month for taking vacation!

"18 months" indeed! :P Digitylgoddess 13:27, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Mountains are for putting Cell phone masts on; That way you can bait a trap for Sierra Club members when they come out of hibernation. you get a huge collection of heads for the den, and a couple of yuppie-skin rugs ! fun or what ! STEALTH RANGER

Hey, wow...that's pretty evil. But can you throw the yuppie-skins into the washing machine? Digitylgoddess 13:45, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

No need, y'all just go an bag y'self some more !!! t'aint no end to 'em ! Me, Pa and Jethro took our ole smell hound , Dubya, and bagged some merchanant bankers; One of 'em looked like patrick swayze, which was kinda worryin'.....STEALTH RANGER 14:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

(hears the disturbing sound of "Dueling Banjoes" in the distance) Digitylgoddess 15:24, 9 July

2007 (UTC)

The national anthem for many, particularly the P'tahk currently following me around, "cleaning up " all my edits..... You know who you are !

STEALTH RANGER 15:37, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm guessing the Ranger will be getting medieval fairly soon? Digitylgoddess 16:05, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm not called Stealth Ranger for nothing.... time to get 21st Century on his Ass. His name is Waffles or something similar, and because I dared to question the Mighty One, he's been following me about altering or deleting my edits to show who's boss. It's a disgraceful performance for an administrator, and highlights the worst of Misplaced Pages. A pathetic charcter whose power and authority stems from his mandate to do as he pleases. I believe in the real world he is something of a coward, which is the true colour of a Bully. I hate bullies. Been curing them most of my life.

STEALTH RANGER 08:48, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Unfortunately, the internet seems to be built for craven puppies like Pancakes or Waffles or whatever breakfast food he's calling himself. I hope you get your point across succinctly (and I have a feeling that you will) Digitylgoddess 13:03, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Vae Victis, In Lex Talionis. (Keep him busy for a few hours, if he's out of bed yet...) STEALTH RANGER 13:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I'm sure he's out of bed. No rest for the stupid, eh? Digitylgoddess 13:37, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Shuffling around his bedsit, stepping over pizza boxes and last night's D&D character sheets.... The Mighty Pancake, and his sword of Kills Anything +10 STEALTH RANGER 13:57, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

And in the other corner...Stealth Ranger with his Rapier Wit +20! *grin* Digitylgoddess 14:22, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

(salutes Digitylgoddess with said Rapier) Madam, I never match wits with the unarmed ! Incidentally, I have updated my UserPage in respect to yourself, and see you have added a new interest on your own; I wonder if this link is of any use to you ? Kaffe Fassett. STEALTH RANGER 14:57, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

But it's ever so much more fun! Now you got me wanting to lay the smackdown! *wishes she could play her favorite 3PS at work*

Just call me Cheshire...... http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Starstore_Catalogue_AMERICAN_MCGEE_S_ALICE_SERIES_4_ACTION_FIGURES_3245.html STEALTH RANGER 15:34, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Oho! I'm such a nerd - I *have* the Cheshire Cat / Alice action figures. Still in the packaging, of course, I only "play" with the ones in the glowing box.

The Cheshire Cat *is* pretty badass, though, for not really doing much in the game besides give some attitude and slink around. Digitylgoddess 15:48, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

My kinda cat; can't beat a good slink..... Abbey take note ! Check out the Kaffe Fassett link yet ?

A Task Force That May Interest You...

Hi Digitylgoddess,

From seeing one of your userboxes, which states that you are interested in the Salem Witch Trials, you may want to join a new task force another Wikipedian, Cocoaguy, and I created which is devoted to the Trials: Salem Witch Trials task force.

So please check it out.

If you have any questions please contact either Cocoaguy or I.

Thanks,

Psdubow 21:27, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! I will definitely check this out! Digitylgoddess 12:36, 29 June 2007 (UTC)