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***'''Comment''' I guess you will never know, will you? Maybe this is just all part of my master plan to turn Misplaced Pages into a military junta. ] (]) 03:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC) ***'''Comment''' I guess you will never know, will you? Maybe this is just all part of my master plan to turn Misplaced Pages into a military junta. ] (]) 03:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)


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Too much of a bad editor. His low quality contributions do not deserve to be included in the world's greatest encyclopedia. I propose that this editor be permenantly removed from the project so he will not keep on forcing crap into Misplaced Pages. ] ]/] 16:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC) Too much of a bad editor. His low quality contributions do not deserve to be included in the world's greatest encyclopedia. I propose that this editor be permenantly removed from the project so he will not keep on forcing crap into Misplaced Pages. ] ]/] 16:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Comment''' - per the editor in question has outed himself. WP is not a scandal sheet. We are not here to out people. This self-outing is obviously a desperate cry for help, as the editor has not been granted the tools to delete himself. I don't know whether to block him, pity him, or delete with extreme prejudice. - <font face="comic sans ms"><b>]</b> ]<font color="navy">♦</font>]</font> 07:44, 25 December 2007 (UTC) *'''Comment''' - per the editor in question has outed himself. WP is not a scandal sheet. We are not here to out people. This self-outing is obviously a desperate cry for help, as the editor has not been granted the tools to delete himself. I don't know whether to block him, pity him, or delete with extreme prejudice. - <font face="comic sans ms"><b>]</b> ]<font color="navy">♦</font>]</font> 07:44, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
*'''Ban''' Red signatures remind me of deadlinks, and I'm not a fan... or am I? :) ]]] 09:24, 9 January 2008 (UTC) *'''Ban''' Red signatures remind me of deadlinks, and I'm not a fan... or am I? :) ]]] 09:24, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
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Jmlk17

The following discussion is an archived debate of the editor for deletion debate of the editor below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the EFD talk page or in a rant). No further edits should be made to this page, unless you really want to, then go ahead.
The result was Ship to Australia in crate with Doritos, Tang and Vegemite with butter on Weet-bix with Victoria Bitter. He then "merged" with Dfrg.msc. It was good times. Lara❤Love 18:43, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Too rouge and too good at being an admin. Our admins must be of lower quality. Far too nice to users; that's got to be against at least eight rules. Admins must be BITEy. I confess some slight WP:COI/WP:IDONTLIKEIT here; I'm a bit bitter that he was on WikiBreak when he was supposed to be nominating me for RfA. Delete or send to Australia immediately! GlassCobra 06:58, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

  • Delete and ship to Australia in a crate with Doritoes and bottles of Tang - He has his committed identity on his user page... which is something I don't understand, even after reading the article. Also because his user name is not a word and I don't get it. I'm opposed to things I don't get... and that, apparently, includes people. ;) Lara❤Love 07:07, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Forcefeed vegemite until he starts saying things like "fair dinkum" and "G'day" and calles all women "Sheila" and men "Bloke".--Jayron32|talk|contribs 06:16, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Hang-on We'll consider this applicant for transportation providing the force feeding is done by adding appropriate portions of butter and vegemite on Weet-bix, oh and he's also required to drink his beer cold while sitting in Bay 13 on Boxing day Gnangarra 08:38, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Merge - with me - We'd be ever so powerful, muhhahahah!!! Dfrg_msc 00:41, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • How 'bout a shave Alright! You, sir?/How about a shave?/Come and visit/Your good friend Sweeney!/You sir! Too, sir/Welcome to the grave./I will have vengeance./I will have salvation... /Who, sir? You sir!/No one's in the chair come on, come on/Sweeney's waiting/I want you bleeders./ You sir? Anybody?/Gentlemen, now don't be shy/Not one man/No, nor ten men/Nor a hundred can assuage me. Marlith /C 16:41, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
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LaraLove

She created this page. Thus she should be deleted, which would delete this page, which would mean she was never deleted. Which would mean she would then create this page. Which would mean she would be deleted. Which would mean that she would never create this page. Which would mean she would never be deleted. Damn. My head hurts. I need to lie down... --Jayron32|talk|contribs 06:10, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

  • That sounds just like every Terminator movie. I do not endorse deletion. If she is deleted, John Connor will never be born and Doc will be shot by terrorists in a white van, at an unknown shopping mall. I've seen this all before. Use caution. 1.21 jigawatts? Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Somebody has to. the_undertow 07:37, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • She should be deleted, which would delete this page, which would mean she was never--head asplode GlassCobra 07:40, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Oppose - I created this page, which is doing mankind a favor. And by "mankind" I mean me and my friends... and anyone else with a sense of humor that stumbles onto this page to get kicked to the ground and deleted or shipped to Australia (sorry about that, Jmlk, hope you didn't get violated by the 'roos). Plus, that whole cycle of deletion, creation and carnage is too messy. Much less work, cleanup and future destruction if we just leave well enough (and the time/space continuum) alone. Lara❤Love 15:02, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Transportation to a penal colony of suitable refinements so as to ensure ample supply of fine wines, fresh food and Vegemite. Gnangarra 15:06, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Merge to Internet Adult Film Database per she obviously has better things to do than this silly tome of knowledge. the_undertow 18:49, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
    • There's no need to bring Pimpin' White Hos into this... I should write the article... oh, wait, no. Conflict of interest. Damn. Lara❤Love 19:53, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Shake and bake and then we'll see what happens then. Stay Frosty, Dfrg_msc 00:43, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
    • What, exactly, do you mean by the terms "shake" and "bake"? This sounds somewhat violent and mildly painful... I like it. Lara❤Love 19:59, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep . I like her userpage design, it reflects her "girliness". A userpage should not be boring, i like colors, and i always say more colors :) --HotAbs (talk) 22:57, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • How 'bout a shave Alright! You, sir?/How about a shave?/Come and visit/Your good friend Sweeney!/You sir! Too, sir/Welcome to the grave./I will have vengeance./I will have salvation... /Who, sir? You sir!/No one's in the chair come on, come on/Sweeney's waiting/I want you bleeders./ You sir? Anybody?/Gentlemen, now don't be shy/Not one man/No, nor ten men/Nor a hundred can assuage me. Marlith /C 16:40, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Abusing admin powers, shown here. The Chronic 06:45, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I mean, ship to Antarctica --  jj137 03:33, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with Dropbear. Jmlk17 06:59, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with Riana and thus support my long-standing conspiracy theory that there are only two administrators on Misplaced Pages; myself and Riana and her literally thousands of sock-puppets that I will sign an affidavit swearing that she has. Trusilver (talk) 07:08, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
    • Comment Trusilver, how do we know that it is not you who is using the thousands of suck-puppets. // F9T 19:49, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
      • Comment I guess you will never know, will you? Maybe this is just all part of my master plan to turn Misplaced Pages into a military junta. Trusilver (talk) 03:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
The following discussion is an archived debate of the editor for deletion debate of the editor below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the EFD talk page or in a rant). No further edits should be made to this page, unless you really want to, then go ahead.
The result was Delete per user request and self-outting. Lara❤Love 04:00, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Marlith

Too much of a bad editor. His low quality contributions do not deserve to be included in the world's greatest encyclopedia. I propose that this editor be permenantly removed from the project so he will not keep on forcing crap into Misplaced Pages. Marlith /C 16:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

  • Oppose — I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of power hung-- oh, ah, whoops. I meant to say...delete this guy. :P GlassCobra 16:22, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Redirect to WikiProject Nintendo per 'the_undertow.' the_undertow 18:23, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Image on user's page suggests he is young. As an ageist, I cannot support such a young editor in their efforts to constructively contribute to Misplaced Pages. Lara❤Love 20:00, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Neutral prefer to stay neutral on this matter. SKYNET X7000 (talk) 17:24, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete! him and all other people that remind me of people who play WoW. Neutral Whatever. Sirkadtalk 02:46, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Neutral I've got to say this is one of the better jokes I've seen on WP in a while... Merry Christmas! - Jameson L. Tai 05:36, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - per this diff the editor in question has outed himself. WP is not a scandal sheet. We are not here to out people. This self-outing is obviously a desperate cry for help, as the editor has not been granted the tools to delete himself. I don't know whether to block him, pity him, or delete with extreme prejudice. - Kathryn NicDhàna ♫♦♫ 07:44, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Ban Red signatures remind me of deadlinks, and I'm not a fan... or am I? :) Jmlk17 09:24, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Pick a name already! :P I was going to nominate this fine male specimen for being a stupid Australian; however, he has already admitted to being this. In lieu of this, I nominate Sir Giggy to be deleted for being too damn sexy for WP! GlassCobra 11:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Dihydrogen monoxide:

  • is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
  • contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
  • may cause severe burns.
  • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
  • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
  • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
  • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

  • as an industrial solvent and coolant.
  • in nuclear power plants.
  • in the production of styrofoam.
  • as a fire retardant.
  • in many forms of cruel animal research.
  • in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
  • as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Not to mention that water sucks, gatorade's better...— Dihydrogen Monoxide 08:22, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Rename to Trihydrogen Dioxide.   jj137 03:34, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Maybe then he can learn what real skiing is!!! Jmlk17 07:03, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete and Merge with WP:EFD (Question for the candidate - Red or Yellow?) // F9T 18:11, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Jonathan

Moi? I can be deleted? *looks in preferences for a delete button* Nope. *looks in teh project namespace* Nope. Oh well, time for teh humor! Jonathan \ contribs 03:03, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

  • Speedy delete Ummm...I forgot why. Jonathan \ contribs 03:05, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - Per U1. Think about it. — Dihydrogen Monoxide 03:27, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Per U2. User does not exist. delete yourself if you want to live. - Kathryn NicDhàna ♫♦♫ 23:42, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Move to User:Jonathan - Per U3 and 2007050510009595 (ask gurch). I'm just going in order. Lara❤Love 23:47, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep I view self noms as the prima facie of power hunger. Harland1 (/c) 17:49, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep per CSD U4, states users who want to delete themselves have to take it to AFD to make sure it gets relisted, speedy closed per WP:SNOW, and salted. Sorry.   jj137 03:37, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Not spelled "Johnathan. Jmlk17 07:04, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Didn't give me a peanut // F9T 18:08, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete in a rogue manner. —Animum (talk) 01:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

F9T

Looks intriguing like my Aunt Helga, a sack of rotten tomatoes, but life goeth on. // F9T 18:02, 9 January 2008 (UTC)