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The teasip from that overglorified junior college in Austin countered that he was MUCH tougher, "Oh yeah?! I once took on a whole pack of wolves when I had a broken arm! The first 20 I killed with my fingers on my good hand! I tore off my broken arm and beat the remaining 40 into a pulp and them reattached my own arm using fishing line, a rusty hook, and no anesthetic!"
The teasip from that overglorified junior college in Austin countered that he was MUCH tougher, "Oh yeah?! I once took on a whole pack of wolves when I had a broken arm! The first 20 I killed with my fingers on my good hand! I tore off my broken arm and beat the remaining 40 into a pulp and them reattached my own arm using fishing line, a rusty hook, and no anesthetic!"
They both then looked over at Rock, expecting him to say something to counter their wild claims. He didn't. Rock just sat there...slowly stirring the coals of the fire with his penis...
They both then looked over at Rock, expecting him to say something to counter their wild claims. He didn't. Rock just sat there...slowly stirring the coals of the fire with his penis...-->
For those interested in my name, BQ stands for, historically, "band qualified" or, colloquially, "band queer" in the Fightin' Texas Aggie Band in the Corps of Cadets. Zip is a nickname for a senior in the Corps and 2001 is my class year at Texas A&M University.
For those interested in the discrepancy between my graduation date and my class year, at Texas A&M, it is customary to be assigned your class year based on when you entered the school (i.e. the freshmen starting in Fall of 2000 are the class of 2004). Nothing you do changes that class year, even if you graduate "late." I graduated late because my degree plan required 135+ hours and my ROTC credit hours (28 of them) did not count towards that degree.
As of Saturday, January 11, 2025, 19:10 (UTC/GMT). there are 6,938,612 articles in the English language Misplaced Pages.
Pages which I have either wrote or been a primary contributor/editor
Userboxes
This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.
The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong Delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporting the Mad slogan 'Up with miniskirts!'
Well, we all had a good laugh (even though I didn't quite understand it). But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states, but <sigh> they just can't get the spices right.
I have been within 10 yards of a bear in the wild; I was not protected by anything...and I was 10 years old at the time.
I am one of a limited number of westerners who has been to North Korea. I did this when I visited Korea in 2000 as a cadet in the Joint Security Area.
In my 28 years, I have experienced air temperatures as low as -78°F and as high as 132°F. These are notwindchill or heat index temperatures and represent a range greater than from water freezing to boiling. It's 210°F of difference, folks!
Big 12 Questions/Comments
Zero U
Why name your teams after people who were, by definition, land thieves?
Why abbreviate 'University of Oklahoma' OU?
Why doesn't Texas slip into the Gulf of Mexico? 'Cause Oklahoma sucks!
Baylor University
Cubbies
Only place in the world where premarital sex is discouraged because it might lead to dancing...
Visitors, if you have any suggestions, feel free to add them to my list.
Locations in my life
* Bold indicates places I have been for more than 3 consecutive months or 6 non-consecutive months. Italics indicates places I have been for more than 5 consecutive days or 10 non-consecutive days
Sugar Bowl, Fiesta Bowl Parade, Alamo Bowl, Kickoff Classic, Big XII Championship x 2, Battle of Flowers Parade x 3, Carnegie Hall, Houston Stock Show and Rodeo Parade, Blessing of the Fleet (Galveston) x 2
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Misplaced Pages with extreme prejudice.
LE-1
This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
Hobbies
DN
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.