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GR-R-R—there go, my heart's abhorrence! <br />
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Water your damned flower-pots, do! <br />
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If hate killed men, Brother Lawrence, <br />
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God's blood, would not mine kill you! <br />
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What? your myrtle-bush wants trimming? <br />

Oh, that rose has prior claims— <br />
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Needs its leaden vase filled brimming? <br />
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Hell dry you up with its flames! <br />
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At the meal we sit together: <br />
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Salve tibi! I must hear <br />
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Wise talk of the kind of weather, <br />
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Not a plenteous cork-crop: scarcely <br />
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Dare we hope oak-galls, I doubt: <br />
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What's the Latin name for "parsley"? <br />
What's the Greek name for Swine's Snout? <br />
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III <br />
Whew! We'll have our platter burnished, <br />
Laid with care on our own sheld! <br />
With a fire-new spoon we're furnished, <br />
And a goblet for oneself, <br />
Rinsed like something sacrificial <br />
Ere 'tis fit to touch our chaps— <br />
Marked with L. for our initial! <br />
(He-he! There his lily snaps!) <br />
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IV <br />
Saint, forsooth! While brown Dolores <br />
Squats outside the Convent bank <br />
With Sanchicha, telling stories, <br />
Steeping tresses in the tank, <br />
Blue-black, lustrous, thick like horsehairs, <br />
—Can't I see his dead eye glow, <br />
Bright as 'twere a Barbary corsair's? <br />
(That is, if he'd let it show!) <br />
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When he finishes refection, <br />
Knife and fork he never lays <br />
Cross-wise to my recollection, <br />
As do I, in Jesu's praise. <br />
I the Trinity illustrate, <br />
Drinking watered orange-pulp— <br />
In three sips the Arian frustrate; <br />
While he drains his at one gulp. <br />
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Oh, those melons? If he's able <br />
We're to have a feast! so nice! <br />
One goes to the Abbot's table, <br />
All of us get each a slice. <br />
How go on your flowers? None double? <br />
Not one fruit-sort can you spy? <br />
Strange!—And I, too, at such trouble, <br />
Keep them close-nipped on the sly! <br />
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VII <br />
There's a great text in Galatians, <br />
Once you trip on it, entails <br />
Twenty-nine distinct damnations, <br />
One sure, if another fails: <br />
If I trip him just a-dying, <br />
Sure of heaven as sure can be, <br />
Spin him round and send him flying <br />
Off to hell, a Manichee? <br />
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VIII <br />
Or my scrofulous French novel <br />
On gray paper with blunt type! <br />
Simply glance at it, you grovel <br />
Hand and foot in Belial's gripe: <br />
If I double down its pages <br />
At the woeful sixteenth print, <br />
When he gathers his greengages, <br />
Ope a sieve and slip it in't? <br />
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Or, there's Satan!—one might venture <br />
Pledge one's soul to him, yet leave <br />
Such a flaw in the indenture <br />
As he'd miss till, past retrieve, <br />
Blasted lay that rose-acacia <br />
We're so proud of! Hy, Zy, Hine. <br />
'St, there's Vespers! Plena gratiâ <br />
Ave, Virgo! Gr-r-r—you swine!<br />

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