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'''Franz Lidz''' is the author of the childhood memoir ''Unstrung Heroes'' (], 1991), the urban historical ''Ghosty Men: The Strange But True Story of the Collyer Brothers'' (Bloomsbury USA, 2003) and the golf memoir ''Fairway To Hell'' (], 2008). He was a senior writer at '']'' from 1980 to 2007, and a contributing editor at ] ''Portfolio'' (2007–2009). He is a correspondent for '']'', ''S.I.'',<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1173389/index.htm</ref> '']'', '']'',<ref>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703465204575208373915001854.html?mod=WSJ_LifeStyle_Lifestyle_6</ref> '']''<ref>http://www.observer.com/2010/culture/virtuoso-canorama-gil-rogin-ran-si-its-peak-his-fiction-might-make-him-immortal</ref> |
'''Franz Lidz''' is the author of the childhood memoir ''Unstrung Heroes'' (], 1991), the urban historical ''Ghosty Men: The Strange But True Story of the Collyer Brothers'' (Bloomsbury USA, 2003) and the golf memoir ''Fairway To Hell'' (], 2008). He was a senior writer at '']'' from 1980 to 2007, and a contributing editor at ] ''Portfolio'' (2007–2009). He is a correspondent for '']'', ''S.I.'',<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1173389/index.htm</ref> '']'', '']'',<ref>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703465204575208373915001854.html?mod=WSJ_LifeStyle_Lifestyle_6</ref> '']'',<ref>http://www.observer.com/2010/culture/virtuoso-canorama-gil-rogin-ran-si-its-peak-his-fiction-might-make-him-immortal</ref> '']'' and, since 1983, has written for the '']'' on travel, TV, film and theater. | ||
== Early Life == | == Early Life == | ||
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When Lidz came to ''S.I.'' for a job interview during the summer of 1980, he wore black ] hightops, a wool sport coat and a hunted look.<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1125488/index.htm</ref> His résumé read like a picaresque novel. He'd been a DJ, a soda jerk, a substitute teacher, an improvisational actor, a wanderer through ], a cabbie in ], a snail gunder in ] and a bus driver near Baltimore, which is where he met his wife, Maggie, when she was one of his passengers. ("She still owes me for the fare," he said.)<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1125488/index.htm</ref> Until he joined the staff of ], he had never read the magazine<ref>http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-blinq/franz.html</ref> and had covered only one sporting event in his life—a pigeon race in a small town in Maine.<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1139796/index.htm</ref> He got the job interview on the strength of a prickly profile of '']'' editor ] written for '']'' magazine,<ref>http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1991-01-23/features/1991023041_1_western-maryland-university-of-maryland-lonesome-dove</ref><ref>http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-blinq/franz.html</ref> where Lidz was briefly the associate editor.<ref>http://www.jstor.org/pss/2712766</ref> When he shuffled into ''S.I.'' Managing Editor Gil Rogin's office that steamy August day in 1980, Rogin was struggling to open a jar of orange juice. "Here, open this and you can have the job," he told Lidz.<ref>http://www.aarp.org/entertainment/books/info-09-2010/profile-gil-rogin.print.html</ref> With a twist of the wrist, Lidz did so, then handed back the jar and asked, "When do I start?"<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1125488/index.htm</ref> | When Lidz came to ''S.I.'' for a job interview during the summer of 1980, he wore black ] hightops, a wool sport coat and a hunted look.<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1125488/index.htm</ref> His résumé read like a picaresque novel. He'd been a DJ, a soda jerk, a substitute teacher, an improvisational actor, a wanderer through ], a cabbie in ], a snail gunder in ] and a bus driver near Baltimore, which is where he met his wife, Maggie, when she was one of his passengers. ("She still owes me for the fare," he said.)<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1125488/index.htm</ref> Until he joined the staff of ], he had never read the magazine<ref>http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-blinq/franz.html</ref> and had covered only one sporting event in his life—a pigeon race in a small town in Maine.<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1139796/index.htm</ref> He got the job interview on the strength of a prickly profile of '']'' editor ] written for '']'' magazine,<ref>http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1991-01-23/features/1991023041_1_western-maryland-university-of-maryland-lonesome-dove</ref><ref>http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-blinq/franz.html</ref> where Lidz was briefly the associate editor.<ref>http://www.jstor.org/pss/2712766</ref> When he shuffled into ''S.I.'' Managing Editor Gil Rogin's office that steamy August day in 1980, Rogin was struggling to open a jar of orange juice. "Here, open this and you can have the job," he told Lidz.<ref>http://www.aarp.org/entertainment/books/info-09-2010/profile-gil-rogin.print.html</ref> With a twist of the wrist, Lidz did so, then handed back the jar and asked, "When do I start?"<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1125488/index.htm</ref> | ||
At the magazine, he wrote about a profusion of offbeat characters, including his Uncle Arthur,<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1126884/index.htm</ref> who had amassed a phenomenal collection of discarded shoelaces. '"The sports angle,'" Lidz explained, '"was that most of them were laces from running shoes.'"<ref>http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1991-02-19/news/1991050047_1_franz-lidz-uncle-kris-dahl/2</ref> Lidz's career highlights include the second descent of the ] River; a globe-girdling road trip in search of sports on the equator;<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1012028/index.htm</ref> 10 days in dog-sledding school;<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1015789/index.htm</ref> a deeply-embedded look inside the mind games at the 1987 world chess championship between ] and ] in ], ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1066814/1/index.htm</ref> a two-week trek with environmentalist ] that retraced ]'s 1513 route through the jungles of ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1010901/index.htm</ref> a week-long verbal sparring session with ] (]) during the making of ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1136225/index.htm</ref> three weeks in the ] covering the Paris-to-];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/siadventure/11/off_road/</ref> a surreal voyage into the 5th Dimension with ];<ref>http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1oH6E9/sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/franz_lidz/02/16/darren/</ref> a dispatch for ] from the 2004 mountain bike ] championship in ], ];<ref>http://www.slatetv.com/id/2104258/</ref> a cutting-edge story on the World Championships of ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1004206/index.htm</ref> a semester at a gladiator school<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1021623/index.htm</ref> in ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1021622/index.htm</ref> a ] tête-à-tête with ];<ref>http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/01/movies/film-what-you-see-is-not-what-you-ll-get.html?pagewanted=all</ref> a report from the semi-lethal ] game—a 12th century "town maul meeting" in ], ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1025155/index.htm</ref> a report from the totally-lethal ] race;<ref>http://ijms.nova.edu/November2007TT/IJMS_Artcl.Vaukins.html</ref> a 10-page ]ish rumination on '']'';<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1068347/index.htm</ref> an extended road trip from ] to ] with 630-pound<ref>http://www.slate.com/id/2110026/pagenum/all/</ref> ] wrestler ] - otherwise known as Meat Bomb;<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1003795/index.htm</ref> an epic, vodka-fueled battle for the ] championship of Lesko, ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1064443/index.htm</ref> and a lengthy powwow with ] that resulted in a 12-page meditation on the boxing promoter's hair.<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1136087/1/index.htm</ref> His essay on ] and the ]' line of succession<ref>http://www.portfolio.com/culture-lifestyle/culture-inc/sports/2007/08/02/Baseball-and-Steinbrenner/</ref> was called the "scoop of the year" in the 2008 ] collection '']''.<ref>http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001TODOCC</ref> | At the magazine, he wrote about a profusion of offbeat characters, including his Uncle Arthur,<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1126884/index.htm</ref> who had amassed a phenomenal collection of discarded shoelaces. '"The sports angle,'" Lidz explained, '"was that most of them were laces from running shoes.'"<ref>http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1991-02-19/news/1991050047_1_franz-lidz-uncle-kris-dahl/2</ref> Lidz's career highlights include the second descent of the ] River; a globe-girdling road trip in search of sports on the equator;<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1012028/index.htm</ref> 10 days in dog-sledding school;<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1015789/index.htm</ref> a deeply-embedded look inside the mind games at the 1987 world chess championship between ] and ] in ], ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1066814/1/index.htm</ref> a two-week trek with environmentalist ] that retraced ]'s 1513 route through the jungles of ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1010901/index.htm</ref> a week-long verbal sparring session with ] (]) during the making of ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1136225/index.htm</ref> three weeks in the ] covering the Paris-to-];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/siadventure/11/off_road/</ref> a surreal voyage into the 5th Dimension with ];<ref>http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1oH6E9/sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/franz_lidz/02/16/darren/</ref> a dispatch for ] from the 2004 mountain bike ] championship in ], ];<ref>http://www.slatetv.com/id/2104258/</ref> a run-in with ] in ], Spain during the British ultra-marathoner's dubious, seven-year quest to become the first human to jog around the planet;<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/siadventure/16/garside/</ref> a cutting-edge story on the World Championships of ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1004206/index.htm</ref> a semester at a gladiator school<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1021623/index.htm</ref> in ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1021622/index.htm</ref> a ] tête-à-tête with ];<ref>http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/01/movies/film-what-you-see-is-not-what-you-ll-get.html?pagewanted=all</ref> a report from the semi-lethal ] game—a 12th century "town maul meeting" in ], ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1025155/index.htm</ref> a report from the totally-lethal ] race;<ref>http://ijms.nova.edu/November2007TT/IJMS_Artcl.Vaukins.html</ref> a 10-page ]ish rumination on '']'';<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1068347/index.htm</ref> an extended road trip from ] to ] with 630-pound<ref>http://www.slate.com/id/2110026/pagenum/all/</ref> ] wrestler ] - otherwise known as Meat Bomb;<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1003795/index.htm</ref> an epic, vodka-fueled battle for the ] championship of Lesko, ];<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1064443/index.htm</ref> and a lengthy powwow with ] that resulted in a 12-page meditation on the boxing promoter's hair.<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1136087/1/index.htm</ref> His essay on ] and the ]' line of succession<ref>http://www.portfolio.com/culture-lifestyle/culture-inc/sports/2007/08/02/Baseball-and-Steinbrenner/</ref> was called the "scoop of the year" in the 2008 ] collection '']''.<ref>http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001TODOCC</ref> | ||
==Notable Works== | ==Notable Works== | ||
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Lidz has been a commentator for ] on NPR,<ref>http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1817&dat=19981119&id=EDodAAAAIBAJ&sjid=BqYEAAAAIBAJ&pg=2314,3343451</ref> and a guest film critic on ]'s syndicated TV show.<ref>http://www.nytimes.com/2000/04/16/movies/film-a-shot-at-thumb-wrestling-with-roger.html</ref> He insists that his dream double-play combination is Ginsberg to Whitman to Pound because they represent "true poetry in motion."<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1139796/index.htm</ref> Inspired by the advice of ] scholar ] ("You have an obligation to visit the great men of your time"), Lidz once made a pilgrimage to ]'s villa in ], ], inveigling his way in with the line: "I'm on a world tour of the homes of everyone I've ever seen on ]." He has appeared on ]'s show with his pet parrots Peter Rabbit and Mrs. Falbo, unsettling the host with the observation: "Peter speaks 16 bird dialects, including loon. He's learning Waring Blender, but I can't let him get too close to ours. He thinks it's a ]." | Lidz has been a commentator for ] on NPR,<ref>http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1817&dat=19981119&id=EDodAAAAIBAJ&sjid=BqYEAAAAIBAJ&pg=2314,3343451</ref> and a guest film critic on ]'s syndicated TV show.<ref>http://www.nytimes.com/2000/04/16/movies/film-a-shot-at-thumb-wrestling-with-roger.html</ref> He insists that his dream double-play combination is Ginsberg to Whitman to Pound because they represent "true poetry in motion."<ref>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1139796/index.htm</ref> Inspired by the advice of ] scholar ] ("You have an obligation to visit the great men of your time"), Lidz once made a pilgrimage to ]'s villa in ], ], inveigling his way in with the line: "I'm on a world tour of the homes of everyone I've ever seen on ]." He has appeared on ]'s show with his pet parrots Peter Rabbit and Mrs. Falbo, unsettling the host with the observation: "Peter speaks 16 bird dialects, including loon. He's learning Waring Blender, but I can't let him get too close to ours. He thinks it's a ]." | ||
== Filmography == | |||
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|rowspan=2|1967 | |||
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|Assistant stage manager | |||
|Uncredited | |||
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|Boarding House Resident | |||
|Uncredited | |||
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|Terry | |||
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|Harold Webster | |||
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|rowspan=2|1973 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Curt Henderson | |||
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|] | |||
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|rowspan=3|1974 | |||
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|Duddy | |||
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|Clavius | |||
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|Boy Wonder | |||
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|1975 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Matt Hooper | |||
|Nominated — ] | |||
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|1976 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Colonel Yonatan 'Yonni' Netanyahu | |||
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|-1977 | |||
|rowspan=2|1977 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Roy Neary | |||
|Nominated — ] | |||
|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Elliott Garfield | |||
|]<br>]<br>]<br>]<br>]<br>] | |||
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|1978 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Moses Wine | |||
|Also Producer | |||
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|1980 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Paul Dietrich | |||
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|1981 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Ken Harrison | |||
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|1984 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Joe | |||
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|rowspan=2|1986 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|David 'Dave' Whiteman | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|The adult Gordie LaChance, narrating | |||
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|rowspan=3|1987 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Bill 'BB' Babowsky | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Det. Chris Lecce | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Aaron Levinsky | |||
|Nominated — ] | |||
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|1988 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Jack Noah/President Alphonse Simms | |||
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|rowspan=2|1989 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Jay Trotter | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Pete Sandich | |||
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|rowspan=2|1990 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|The Player | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Doctor Frankenthal | |||
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|rowspan=3|1991 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Sam Sharpe | |||
|Also Co-Producer | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Col. Picquart | |||
|TV<br>Also Producer | |||
|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Dr. Leo Marvin | |||
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|rowspan=2|1993 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Louie Kurnitz | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Detective Chris Lecce | |||
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|1994 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Dr. Jake Rainer | |||
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|rowspan=3|1995 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Larry | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Senator Bob Rumson | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Glenn Holland | |||
|Nominated — ]<br>Nominated — ] | |||
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|rowspan=2|1996 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Centipede | |||
|Voice Only | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Vic | |||
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|rowspan=2|1997 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Sam Vigoda | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|Fagin | |||
|TV<br>Also Producer | |||
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|1998 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Prof. James Krippendorf | |||
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|1999 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Meyer Lansky | |||
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|2000 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Bobby Bartellemeo/Narrator | |||
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|rowspan=4|2001 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Antonio Bolivar | |||
|Nominated — ] | |||
|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Micah Donnelly | |||
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|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Max Bickford | |||
|TV series<br>Also Producer<br>Nominated — ] | |||
|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Alexander Haig | |||
|TV film<br>]<br>Nominated — ] | |||
|- | |||
|2003 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Barnaby Pierce | |||
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|2004 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Chuck Raven | |||
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|2006 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Richard Nelson | |||
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|rowspan=1| 2007 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Mystic Man | |||
|TV miniseries | |||
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|rowspan=3| 2008 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Narrator | |||
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|'']'' | |||
|] | |||
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|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Narrator | |||
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| rowspan="3"| 2009 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Irv | |||
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|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Pug Rothbaum | |||
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|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Seth | |||
|Also Executive Producer | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2"| 2010 | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Matthew Boyd (Unofficially, Dreyfuss admitted he's actually playing Matt Hooper) | |||
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|- | |||
|'']'' | |||
|Alexander Dunning | |||
|forthcoming film | |||
|} | |||
== References == | == References == |
Revision as of 19:41, 18 October 2010
Franz Lidz | |
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Occupation | Journalist, memoirist |
Notable works | Unstrung Heroes (1991)
Ghosty Men (2003) Fairway To Hell (2008) |
Spouse | Maggie Lidz (1976-present) |
Children | Gogo, Daisy Daisy |
Franz Lidz is the author of the childhood memoir Unstrung Heroes (Random House, 1991), the urban historical Ghosty Men: The Strange But True Story of the Collyer Brothers (Bloomsbury USA, 2003) and the golf memoir Fairway To Hell (ESPN Books, 2008). He was a senior writer at Sports Illustrated from 1980 to 2007, and a contributing editor at Conde Nast Portfolio (2007–2009). He is a correspondent for GQ, S.I., Men's Journal, The Wall Street Journal, The New York Observer, AARP the Magazine and, since 1983, has written for the New York Times on travel, TV, film and theater.
Early Life
Born in Manhattan, Lidz inherited his absurdist sensibility from his father, Sidney, an electronics engineer who designed the first transistorized portable tape recorder (the Steelman Transitape). Sidney would read to his young son from the works of Samuel Beckett, Harold Pinter and Eugene Ionesco. In movie theaters, Sidney "couldn't resist untwisting plots as they unreeled," Lidz wrote. "Fifteen minutes before the end of a thriller, he'd announce the name of the murderer in a voice loud enough to be heard in the projection booth. For him, the fun of watching films was in outsmarting the screenwriter and the director." Sidney would amuse himself by calling ahead to theaters and asking for a film's precise running time. "Then he would set the alarm on his wristwatch to go off during what he calculated would be pivotal scenes. In those days, when a movie had good buzz, it meant my father had seen it." In second grade, Franz landed a part as a guard in a production of The Wizard of Oz. His only line: "Don't listen to that man behind the curtain." The following year he delivered to his outrageously fortunate classmates Hamlet's most celebrated soliloquy.
At age nine, Lidz moved to the Philadelphia suburbs. Though an unexceptional athlete, the Little League second baseman nearly became one of S.I.s Faces in the Crowd by making an unassisted triple-play. The magazine requested the youngster's photograph, but his terminally-ill mother never got around to mailing it in. Lidz later went to Reggie Jackson's high school (Cheltenham, Pa.) and Rod Serling's college (Antioch), where he was a theater major, touring the East Coast as a singing chain-fetishist biker in the rock musical Suzie Nation and the Yellow Peril. "Nobody in the play had any idea what this thing was about," he recalled. "It was incomprehensible, and survived on the energy of the actors. I'd get bored reading somebody else's lines, so I started making up my own lines every night." In a grad school drama class he chose to interpret the tragic role of Othello dressed as a house painter, in coveralls and a spattered cap. The professor was nonplussed. "I wanted to play Othello not as the noble Moor," explained Lidz, "but as Benjamin Moore." Catherine O'Hara, the Canadian comedienne, has said: "Franz is so interested in people that he can always find something new to say about them. He can remember every detail about everybody he meets. It's like he's starved for weird information. It makes him really good at improvising."
Career
Lidz chose journalism because "I wanted to find an 'ism' that wouldn't become a 'wasm'." He tried to gain a foothold in the world of traditional journalism. In vain. Asked to mail clippings to an editor at The Baltimore Sun, he sent an envelope full of hair instead of stories he had written. A job offer wasn't forthcoming. A graduate school professor had told Lidz, "It's fun to be a reporter. You get to wear a sweater all day." He took the advice and, 200 resumes later, found himself in Maine, at the one newspaper that gave him an interview. For the next year, he was one of three novice reporters at the weekly Sanford Star, where he wrote a column, covered the police and fire beats, and courted controversy (his first feature story was a profile of the town drunk). He banked occasional finders' fees from the National Enquirer for story ideas he'd pass along, e.g., WOMAN LOSES MEMORY FOR LAST 16 YRS. OF LIFE, FORGETS KIDS, and NORWAY BISHOP SAYS NUDISM MAKES FRIENDS, FIGHTS PROBLEMS.
He left Maine to become a crime reporter and write a column called "Insect Jazz" for an alternative newspaper in Baltimore. He wrote profiles on local characters: Larry Sanders, who owned a club on The Block and gave strippers names like Sheela the Peela and Rhonda Lay; Mr. Diz, Baltimore's unofficial greeter and emcee for Polock Johnny's annual sausage-eating contest; Theodore Balls Maggio, who made a living fetching lost balls out of the Jones Falls; and the East Baltimore bookmaker Louis Comi, who would trail after his five Dobermans with a mop, cleaning up as they urinated on his pool hall floor.
When Lidz came to S.I. for a job interview during the summer of 1980, he wore black Converse hightops, a wool sport coat and a hunted look. His résumé read like a picaresque novel. He'd been a DJ, a soda jerk, a substitute teacher, an improvisational actor, a wanderer through South America, a cabbie in Boston, a snail gunder in Philadelphia and a bus driver near Baltimore, which is where he met his wife, Maggie, when she was one of his passengers. ("She still owes me for the fare," he said.) Until he joined the staff of SI, he had never read the magazine and had covered only one sporting event in his life—a pigeon race in a small town in Maine. He got the job interview on the strength of a prickly profile of National Lampoon editor P. J. O'Rourke written for Johns Hopkins magazine, where Lidz was briefly the associate editor. When he shuffled into S.I. Managing Editor Gil Rogin's office that steamy August day in 1980, Rogin was struggling to open a jar of orange juice. "Here, open this and you can have the job," he told Lidz. With a twist of the wrist, Lidz did so, then handed back the jar and asked, "When do I start?"
At the magazine, he wrote about a profusion of offbeat characters, including his Uncle Arthur, who had amassed a phenomenal collection of discarded shoelaces. '"The sports angle,'" Lidz explained, '"was that most of them were laces from running shoes.'" Lidz's career highlights include the second descent of the Zambezi River; a globe-girdling road trip in search of sports on the equator; 10 days in dog-sledding school; a deeply-embedded look inside the mind games at the 1987 world chess championship between Gary Kasparov and Anatoly Karpov in Seville, Spain; a two-week trek with environmentalist Juan Carlos Navarro that retraced Vasco Núñez de Balboa's 1513 route through the jungles of Panama; a week-long verbal sparring session with Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) during the making of Rocky V; three weeks in the Sahara covering the Paris-to-Dakar Rally; a surreal voyage into the 5th Dimension with Darren Daulton; a dispatch for Slate from the 2004 mountain bike bog snorkelling championship in Llanwrtyd Wells, Wales; a run-in with Robert Garside in Valencia, Spain during the British ultra-marathoner's dubious, seven-year quest to become the first human to jog around the planet; a cutting-edge story on the World Championships of Lawn mower racing; a semester at a gladiator school in Rome; a Hollywood tête-à-tête with Johnny Depp; a report from the semi-lethal Royal Shrovetide Football game—a 12th century "town maul meeting" in Derbyshire, England; a report from the totally-lethal Isle of Man TT race; a 10-page Arthur Conan Doyleish rumination on Jeopardy!; an extended road trip from Osaka to Honolulu with 630-pound sumo wrestler Konishiki Yasokichi - otherwise known as Meat Bomb; an epic, vodka-fueled battle for the ping-pong championship of Lesko, Poland; and a lengthy powwow with Don King that resulted in a 12-page meditation on the boxing promoter's hair. His essay on George Steinbrenner and the New York Yankees' line of succession was called the "scoop of the year" in the 2008 Houghton-Mifflin collection The Best American Sports Writing.
Notable Works
Unstrung Heroes, The Book
Unstrung Heroes chronicles his improbable childhood with Sidney Lidz and his four "impossible" brothers. Sidney was the youngest and relatively sanest. Neighbors indulged him as "Crazy Sid, the mildly crackpot inventor." As for his brothers, Lidz wrote: "My uncles were smelly, screwy, astonishingly scrawny old guys who had abandoned everyday life.... They were happy to be outsiders; they never had to make the same compromises true adults did; they remained innocent and faithful to their own loopy dreams." Lidz's four serenely wacky uncles, the surreal Lidz Brothers, none of whom resemble Auntie Mame in any way, are mostly reminiscent of the inspired, raffish Ritz Brothers in their heyday. There is Uncle Leo, poetaster and a self-proclaimed literary genius who's sent to an asylum after declaring himself the Messiah of Washington Heights; Uncle Danny, a paranoid of unparalleled persistence -- during a ballgame at Yankee Stadium, Mickey Mantle hits a foul ball that landed near young Franz and a terrified Danny, scrambles to hide under his seat, convinced that The Mick is trying to assassinate him; Uncle Harry, a veteran of the Abraham Lincoln Brigade, sincerely committed to the belief that he's the world boxing champion in nine different weight divisions; and Uncle Arthur, the proud possessor of what is very likely the world's largest collection of discarded shoelaces. Leo Lidz may speak for all these flipped Lidz tummlers when he tells his young nephew, "I'm not all I'm cracked up to be." "Looking back now," Lidz wrote, "I suppose there came a moment when I adopted Uncle Harry's style of evasion, which was to ignore reality if it became too painful. This worked for me when we moved in with my stepmother, Shirley: The most effective way to irritate her was to ignore her. It came to me sometime during my 16th year that my uncles' goofy, misdirectional approach to life was the direct opposite of Shirley's corseted suburbanism."
In his review of Unstrung Heroes in the New York Times, Christopher Lehmann-Haupt called the memoir "unusual and affecting... a melancholy, funny book, a loony tune played with touching disharmony on mournful woodwinds and a noisy klaxon."
Jonathan Kirsch of the Los Angeles Times likened the memoir to a "miniature Brothers Karamazov. There's not a false moment in the book, and that is high praise indeed."
In The Village Voice, Laurie Stone called Unstrung Heroes: "Astonishing, hilarious, angry, poignant, always pointed."
Of the hardback edition, Franz Lidz once said: "I think of the first editions as my children, because I know where every one of them is."
Unstrung Heroes, The Film
In 1995, the unsentimental Unstrung Heroes was turned into a sentimental film starring John Turturro and Andie MacDowell as Sidney and Selma Lidz, and directed by Diane Keaton. The setting was switched from New York to Southern California, and the four mad uncles were reduced to an eccentric Odd Couple. Lidz's contract forbade him to slam Unstrung Heroes, but he did say: '"The script was very neatly typed.'" In a 1995 New York magazine profile that ran before the film's release, he confessed, "My initial fear was that Disney would turn my uncles into Grumpy and Dopey. I never imagined that my life could be turned into Old Yeller." Four years later in an essay for the New York Times, he cracked that the cinematic Selma had died not of cancer, but of Old Movie Disease: "The way Disney killed off my mother -- after fixing pancakes, she praises her kids, plants a perversely passionate kiss on her husband's lips and, to soulful strains of You Are My Sunshine, drifts off to die in a comfy armchair -- reminded me of Mad magazine's send-up of Love Story." He added, "Someday somebody may find a cure for cancer, but the terminal sappiness of cancer movies is probably beyond remedy."
Ghosty Men
Homer and Langley Collyer moved into their handsome brownstone in white, upper-class Harlem in 1909. By 1947, however, when the fire department was forced to lower Homer's dead body by rope out of the house he hadn't left in nearly a decade, the neighborhood had degentrified, and the Collyers' home had become a sealed fortress of junk. Dedicated to preserving the past, the brothers had held on to virtually everything they ever had touched.
Ghosty Men, Lidz wrote, was inspired by the real-life cautionary tales that his father told him: "At bedtime, I would listen raptly to his urban horror stories, tales that filled the dark with chimera, bogeymen, golems. The most macabre was the tale of the Collyer brothers, the hermit hoarders of Harlem." Besides deconstructing the brothers' descent into their own world of filth and isolation, Lidz shares recollections of his Uncle Arthur, an eccentric hoarder who was a featured character in Unstrung Heroes. Arthur amassed everything from magazines to parking tickets plucked off windshields, and lived "nested inside his walls of junk." He was so habitual a hoarder that Lidz's mother used to call him the lost Collyer brother. "Small, bent and eternally boyish, Uncle Arthur dresses in layers of Salvation Army overcoats kept closed with rusty safety pins," Lidz wrote. "Like a Beckett tramp, he holds his pants up with bits of rope. Uncle Arthur was a 19-year-old novice collector when he moved to a tiny tenement apartment in Harlem, only three blocks from the Collyer homestead. He already knew that Homer and Langley were the preeminent junk collectors. '"I'd walk by their house and wonder what of value did they have," he said. '"You got to have brains to collect that much stuff. I always wanted to get in touch with them. I always wanted to get in touch with anybody who collected as much as I did. They collected more. They had their junk up to the windows. I didn't have that much." Uncle Arthur does, however, have quite lot, and he has turned squalor into an art form."
Washington Post critic Adam Bernstein observed: "Ghosty Men has the breezy vibrancy of a magazine story. Like Unstrung Heroes, the new book has to its advantage a sympathy for the forgotten and keen observations about what consoles broken souls. The Collyer Brothers made compelling reading then, as they do now in this short, captivatingly detailed book."
Luc Sante, author of Low Life, wrote: "Franz Lidz's Ghosty Men is funny and moving and full of odd details, and it will make you clean up your room."
Fairway To Hell
In this wildly comic memoir, Lidz went in search of golf's real soul and takes a globe-hopping and wholly serendipitous journey to the margins of that ancient game. He chronicled his adventures on the links with Bill Murray and the drunken heavy metal band Judas Priest, and a New England farmer who raises llamas as caddies. He reported from a Zambia course at which 15 holes are guarded by live crocodiles, the Fattie Open - where you're penalized if you weigh under 250 pounds, and a pitch-and-putt tournament at a Florida nudist colony. The author encountered a burrowing botfly on a course in Panama and engaged in an increasingly preposterous e-mail exchange with a Nigerian scam artist about bank accounts and rocket golf carts. "Here, there and everywhere body parts – normally concealed from public view -- bobbed, swayed and quivered," Lidz wrote of the nudist colony. "Some breasts were the size of Pinnacles; others hung like head covers stuffed with bricks. Some men had chest hair thicker than muskrat pelts; some women had hair on their heads, but nowhere else. A few of the ladies wore day dresses, untied and unbuttoned. A few of the gents wore bulging T-shirts from which drooped what looked to be a Thanksgiving turkey's giblets. No woman carried a purse, though one man sported a colostomy bag. In case you were wondering, his bag didn't match his shoes."
On the National Public Radio show Only A Game, host Bill Littlefield remarked: "Nobody who read Sports Illustrated during Franz Lidz’s employment there needs to be told that his writing is funny. Happily, his estimable wit is also evident in Fairway To Hell."
Collaborations
Lidz has written numerous essays for The New York Times with novelist and former Sports Illustrated colleague Steve Rushin. Three of them appear under the title Piscopo Agonistes in the 2000 collection Mirth of a Nation: The Best Contemporary Humor.
Personal Life
Lidz lives on a six-acre farm in Pennsylvania's Brandywine Valley with two llamas (Ogar and Edgar), two Great Pyrenees (Ella and Errol), two cats (Yojimbo and Sanjuro), three dozen chickens and guinea fowl (don't ask), two daughters (Gogo and Daisy Daisy) and one wife (Maggie), an author and the historian at the Winterthur Museum in Delaware. "We must be the only household in the world that subscribes to Llama, Poultry News, Sumo World and The New York Review of Books," Lidz has said. On his first date with Maggie he realized that one week earlier her father, journalist Gerald Renner, had picked him up hitchhiking on Interstate 95. Lidz, then in grad school, and Maggie married seven months later—the day after her high school graduation. For years afterward, Maggie's three younger sisters would greet their dad when he got home by asking: "Daddy, did you pick us up a hitchhiker?" Several decades "and two beautiful daughters later, I haven't met anyone else I'd rather be around," wrote Lidz. "Maggie still surprises me, still shakes me out of complacency, still makes me laugh. She's not sentimental; she sensible, decent, and much smarter than me. She showed me how to feel comfortable in my own skin, to embrace ordinary happiness. Which is pretty extraordinary." Gogo and Daisy Daisy (Didi) were named after the protagonists in Waiting for Godot. "I always wanted to play the title character," he once said, "but I would have spent the whole night in the wings."
Lidz has been a commentator for Morning Edition on NPR, and a guest film critic on Roger Ebert's syndicated TV show. He insists that his dream double-play combination is Ginsberg to Whitman to Pound because they represent "true poetry in motion." Inspired by the advice of Ezra Pound scholar Hugh Kenner ("You have an obligation to visit the great men of your time"), Lidz once made a pilgrimage to Gore Vidal's villa in Ravello, Italy, inveigling his way in with the line: "I'm on a world tour of the homes of everyone I've ever seen on The Merv Griffin Show." He has appeared on David Letterman's show with his pet parrots Peter Rabbit and Mrs. Falbo, unsettling the host with the observation: "Peter speaks 16 bird dialects, including loon. He's learning Waring Blender, but I can't let him get too close to ours. He thinks it's a Jacuzzi."
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