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| '''Rouge admins''' are ] who stand in the way of Misplaced Pages's true purpose, which is to disseminate new and controversial theories, publicise controversial views about establishment figures, document the stories which the corrupt Liberal Fascist Zionist Imperialist Capitalist Communist cowardly <small>(please check all which apply)</small> news media refuse to touch, help the small businessman to achieve the Armenian Dream<ref>Freedom, motherhood, apple pie and to go at least six weeks without being invaded by Mongol hordes</ref>, to bring to public attention the Miracle Cure which the corrupt Liberal Fascist Zionist Imperialist Capitalist Communist cowardly <small>(please check all which apply)</small> FDA refuses to endorse. | |||
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| When the fearless blogger-after-truth stands alone before the might of Vested Interest and only Misplaced Pages can bring the The Truth<sup>TM</sup> to the teeming multitudes, when the web forum hits thirty members and just ten more will earn the webmaster a cent a click from banner advertising, when the board of Megadodo Publications rejects the call for resignation of the entire board backed from the holder of nearly ten shares of comon stock - that is when Misplaced Pages's purpose can at last be realised. | |||
| And then it is that the ''Rouge Admins'' step in. Based on the flimisiest of grounds - policy and consensus - they require not The Truth<sup>TM</sup> but what is ]. They will not accept the word of anyone other than a ], no matter that all such sources are part of the great conspiracy to suppress The Truth<sup>TM</sup>. They demand that opinions of those who believe The Truth<sup>TM</sup> is actually ] be given ]. And they delete, delete, delete. Heedless of the hordes of anonymous ''keep'' votes at ], discounting the legion of ] who have registered ''just so they can ensure The Truth<sup>TM</sup> is told'', they accept without question the assurance of fellow ''Rouge admins'' that The Truth<sup>TM</sup> is unverifiable, incapable of being coverd neutrally, unsourced, unproven. And when more ] come along to rectify the situation by creating new articles with ''much better titles'', the ''Rouge admins'' step in and ], and ] the new users and ] the articles. | |||
| All the pleading in the world falls on deaf ears. It's as though the ''Rouge admins'' do not realsie that when ] said that ] was non-negotiable, ''he didn't mean it to stop The Truth<sup>TM</sup> being told'' - even if he has stepped in numerous times to enforce it, it's only because the ''Rouge admins'' have poisoned his mind and misrepresented the situation on IRC. | |||
| The ''Rouge admins'', scourge of fair play, defenders of the powerful, in the pay of corporate America<ref>Corporate America, please ] for paying-in details</ref>, impede Misplaced Pages's true mission, the mission Jimbo surely had in mind and simply forgot to add to the ]. Damn those ''Rouge admins''! | |||
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Rouge admins are administrators who stand in the way of Misplaced Pages's true purpose, which is to disseminate new and controversial theories, publicise controversial views about establishment figures, document the stories which the corrupt Liberal Fascist Zionist Imperialist Capitalist Communist cowardly (please check all which apply) news media refuse to touch, help the small businessman to achieve the Armenian Dream, to bring to public attention the Miracle Cure which the corrupt Liberal Fascist Zionist Imperialist Capitalist Communist cowardly (please check all which apply) FDA refuses to endorse.
When the fearless blogger-after-truth stands alone before the might of Vested Interest and only Misplaced Pages can bring the The Truth to the teeming multitudes, when the web forum hits thirty members and just ten more will earn the webmaster a cent a click from banner advertising, when the board of Megadodo Publications rejects the call for resignation of the entire board backed from the holder of nearly ten shares of comon stock - that is when Misplaced Pages's purpose can at last be realised.
And then it is that the Rouge Admins step in. Based on the flimisiest of grounds - policy and consensus - they require not The Truth but what is verifiable. They will not accept the word of anyone other than a reliable source, no matter that all such sources are part of the great conspiracy to suppress The Truth. They demand that opinions of those who believe The Truth is actually complete bollocks be given equal weight. And they delete, delete, delete. Heedless of the hordes of anonymous keep votes at Articles for Deletion, discounting the legion of brand new users who have registered just so they can ensure The Truth is told, they accept without question the assurance of fellow Rouge admins that The Truth is unverifiable, incapable of being coverd neutrally, unsourced, unproven. And when more brand new users come along to rectify the situation by creating new articles with much better titles, the Rouge admins step in and delete them again, and block the new users and lock the articles.
All the pleading in the world falls on deaf ears. It's as though the Rouge admins do not realsie that when Jimbo said that neutral point of view was non-negotiable, he didn't mean it to stop The Truth being told - even if he has stepped in numerous times to enforce it, it's only because the Rouge admins have poisoned his mind and misrepresented the situation on IRC.
The Rouge admins, scourge of fair play, defenders of the powerful, in the pay of corporate America, impede Misplaced Pages's true mission, the mission Jimbo surely had in mind and simply forgot to add to the five pillars. Damn those Rouge admins!
- Freedom, motherhood, apple pie and to go at least six weeks without being invaded by Mongol hordes
- Corporate America, please contact the author for paying-in details