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Hi, im gay, ive lived in a gaybar a while now, i suck around, licking on random boys sometimes. Im not going to go into animal-stuff yet however, simply because it is my right not to, and i dont feel comfortable in displaying certain personal sides freely.

Stuff I Do Not Know A Shit About

Metal

I work in the metal community as a manager of small bands from around the world, helping arrange gigs for them, promote them, and teach them about the general music industry. I mainly specialise in Power, Symphonic, Gothic and Doom bands. I sometimes work with bands outside of these genres, but only on rare occasion.

BDSM

I also work as a part time Dominatrix at a local BDSM club, and have a lot of knowledge about the BDSM scene, industry, and other related topics. I understand this is not for everyone, and can offend some religious users of Misplaced Pages, so please understand this is my decision, and is in no way me forcing my habits and life choices on anyone.

Psychology

I also studied Pyschology for a brief time, and as such have basic knowledge of alternate pyschology. I also spent some years working as a CSA (Classroom Support Assistant) for children with EBD (Emotional, Behavioural Difficulties).

Literature

I also write storys and poetry on a part time basis. I write many forms of poetry and storys, ranging from childrens books, to erotic novels centered around BDSM. I however lack sometimes in spelling (ok a lot), but i tend to use spellchecking programs when i write literature, so thats ok.

To Do List

A borrowed idea from other users of Misplaced Pages, but a good one non the less.

Lose A LOT Of Weight

Im fat. I have big breasts, and i have what may be considered retarded bodyfat, ugg. Thus, i have decided, that we shall be removing it with a tanks. I struggle with moving for various reasons, personal to me. So, suicide time, hurrah! Hello emos!

Revise My Shopping List

I spend way to much on shopping for food a week. Well, only because i eat so much! So, time to revise the shopping list! Out with the junk food, and in with the nutritious, healthy stuff! I always wondered what i would look like with rabbit ears.

Sleeping More Often

With my insomanic tendencies, i tend to not sleep often. So with the lumber yard pile of sleeping pills i have brought, maybe i might just get through 40, 80, or just maybe, 160 winks.

Avoid Getting In Heated Disputes

Somehow, i always find the users with bad tempers, hmmm. Oh well. Best to avoid heated argument, so trying to be considerate in my edits, but ill tolerant of POV am i. So i cant help it, i hate people trying to force their POV as fact.

Blooming Misplaced Pages Prioreties

Research The History Of Symphonic Metal

Oh my, the controversy! I decided, due to my lack of knowledge in the history of the use of symphonics in various metal genres, to research into them. "Hey, why would you do that?", i hear you cry. Well, simple. If the article can be made better, it should be made better. If i can learn something, compile that information, script it into a readable format, and record it in a encyclopedia, i will do just that! Hopefully, someone with better knowledge of it will do it already, and save me a job however! Hey, why get a underhand to do something a professional can do?

Cleaning Up The Metal Pages

Some users wont like this comment, but pfft and pssh to them. Some people might disagree that the metal pages are chaotic, and messy. Well, i dont. By merging pages into one another, and compiling them, certain articles that are linked, with major overlaps can be condensced into one place. Using that method, people can read about things all in one go, learn more, and spend less time hoping from one place to another, just to find out the meaning of one term. It also eleminates neoglism, pet terms, and promotion of bands, being used as articles.

Music Catagories

This was sooo coming. Gotta get the Gothic Metal catagory renamed to be Gothic Metal. Then gotta create the Symphonic Metal and Gothic-Doom catagorys. Hurrah!!!.

Gothic Metal/Danteferno

Try to get the user Danteferno to work with me instead of against me. Hopefully with both of us working together with addition of several neutral partys, we actually may be able to create a completely NPOV article that gets to FA, oh the glory.

Children of Bodom

Keep an eye on this page, and other bands, and implement genre controversy sections on pages that strong views are contested between users. Leyasu 07:53, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Closing Notes For This Section

Well thats some of the things i have strengths in, and i have to do, and ill update as and when im ready to. Otherwise thank you for the time taken to read this and the userboxes are below!!

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