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This page is about the clown that eats lettuce with barbecue sauce and steamed ice cream. For the British song not written by Bonkers The Clown, see Bonkers (song). For the game that's never the same twice, see Bonkers! (game). For the childish television series that Bonkers did not appear in, see Bonkers (TV series).

Bonkers (The Clown)

Bonkers pondering on the aspects of suicide due to the constant verbal abuse by snottish three-year-old babies while slogging at his workplace, a circus (undated, plausibly daily!)

Born

Bonkers (According to official birth certificate; Disputed)
Bonkers (the Clown) (According to my dad)
Bonkers (The Clown) (According to my mum)
Pyongyang, Naughty Korea

Nationality

Singaporean

Other names

BTC
Bonkers

Occupation(s)

Clown
Wikipedian

Spouse(s)

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This user currently has
999999921 spouses.

Awards

Your Introduction to Bonkers: A Short and Fictional Origins Biography with No Relation to Actual People or Dogs in Real Life, Completely Written in a Third Person Perspective

Bonkers (The Clown, also the Clown; Aliases: BTC, simply Bonkers, BONKERS, Bonkerz; simplified Chinese: Error: {{Lang}}: text has italic markup (help)) is a clown named Bonkers (The Clown). Born to a clown and a clown, in 조선민주주의인민공화국, the capital of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, a.k.a Naughty Korea, Bonkers fled to the other half of Korea, codenamed Nice Korea, on a five-dollar rubber boat, purchased from local Naughty Korean Lottemart stores, when he was just around 6.4 years old, and was fortunately successful! After two hours and fifty two minutes in Nice Korea, Bonkers was finally granted official asylum in it. Bonkers adapted to the peaceful life in Nice Korea, glad that he was free of the clutches of the Naughty Elites and their master, Kim Jong Very Very Ill. However, things took a turn when Gangnam Style was born. Bonkers could not swallow the idea of fat Kim Jong Un lookalikes dancing and galloping like a boss (or a hoss), and decided to find further peace, in Singapore, where the only noise was Lee Kuan (Loves) You mumbling about fertility rates (that was better than Oppa Gangnam). Contented, Bonkers bought a one-room flat in Orchard (also known as a public toilet cubicle) for just five hundred dollars, but he was not yet 100% happy with just free water and soap and toilet bowl. Thus, Bonkers got himself a laptop, which he cleverly swapped with his "home". Then he traded the laptop for a flower, and the flower for a chicken, and the chicken for a donkey, and the donkey for an elephant, and the elephant for a Godzilla-species dinosaur, and that for a house. This time, the house was a six room landed property in the Istana; Tony Tan liked dinosaurs, in turned out. And that's the end. Bonkers lived happily ever after. And in his free time, he performs at circuses, sells popcorn, sleeps, breathes, survives, and last but not least, creates crappy Misplaced Pages (and Uncyclopedia) articles like THIS.

User:Bonkers The Clown
12186778

Well hallo

Died

∞

This user is an ageless immortal.

(So he can't die, ya fools!)

Nationality

This user is from Singapore.

Other names

Bonkers The Clown
BTC
Bonkers

Misplaced Pages

Penning fictional and nonsensical and stupid biographies aside, Bonkers (The Clown) also enjoys writing for Misplaced Pages. He spends approximately three hours a day in his basement staring at the tiny screen of his laptop. On Misplaced Pages, Bonkers is formally known as User:Bonkers The Clown, though in some instances, other users simply address him as BTC or Bonkers The Clown or @Bonkers The Clown or Bonkers. As of date, User:Bonkers The Clown has created over 260 substantial pages and made more than 8000 edits.

Geeky hall of fame

Good articles

DYKs

See: this

Others

8,000th edit: shit

Trivia

(Hey! You can actually already find most of these info above!)

General facts

Bonkers' name is Bonkers?
He's a clown?
Bonkers' favourite food is peanut butter-flavoured peanut butter?
He's a distant relative of Bozo the Clown?
He does NOT believe in Karma?
Bonkers' real name is actually not Bonkers. Betcha didn't know!

Top ten favourite movies

Top ten favourite people

Mentions in print and the web

They might not realise it, but they unavoidably mention my name everyday! You will find thousands of results just by typing in "Bonkers the Clown" into the search bar of Google News!

References and notes

According to his official biography on Misplaced Pages, which can be actually retrieved HERE in which Bonkers The Clown stated that his parents were clowns by profession.
"Pages Created By Bonkers The Clown". Wikimedia Toolserver. Retrieved September 7, 2012.
"Bonkers The Clown - X!'s Edit Counter". Wikimedia Toolserver. Retrieved September 7, 2012.
"bonkers the clown". Google News. Retrieved October 7, 2012.

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