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==Flagrant-POV Central== ==Flagrant-POV Central==
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==The Lonely Troll==
]This is another one of my favorite Wiki interactions, involving a pedantic unemployed teenager that also sometimes reverts my changes, and a hapless anon editor. I don't know the author, but it's priceless:
*Kid, I will try to not make this too personal, but you appear to be a lonely troll. You are going around and trying to cleanup people's entries with your own self style of edit. I agree with one on the earlier posters here on your "talk" page in regards to capitalizing major words in a title. It is improper (regardless of how you interpet wiki) only to capitalize first words on section headings. Also some of your edit attempts leave a lot to be desired. Take some time off and look for a job or get a hobby. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by ] (talk • contribs).


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==Word of the Week== ==Word of the Week==

Revision as of 20:00, 25 September 2006

Subpages Dubious Sources; WikiStuff; Sig; Friends of Morton Devonshire; Conspiracy Theory; Mumites; Sockology; todo;

File:Mao-tiananmen-portrait.jpg This user is a member of the Counter-Propaganda Unit
What were you expecting?
File:Kat man doo.jpg
File:Tin foil hat 3.jpg

Disinformation Terrorist

Apparently, the Swedish Leftists think I am some kind of "Disinformation Terrorist". See . Surprisingly, I am the chief "Disinformation and Discredit Agent" on Misplaced Pages. It makes me feel like dancing.

Flagrant-POV Central

If you ever want to see the worst POV-pushing and failure to follow Misplaced Pages rules with respect to WP:RS and WP:OR you're likely to see on Misplaced Pages, go to Talk:State_terrorism_by_United_States_of_America.

Administrol

I don't know how you could possibly be confused about this, but oddly, some of you seem to be, so let me make this perfectly clear: I am not an Administrator, nor do I wish to become one. Thanks. I can breathe now. See

That's No Moon!

See

File:Living room expression.jpg

Bizarre Misplaced Pages

See http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html for a description of the bizarre axe-grinding war Misplaced Pages has against a mostly non-notable guy by the name of Daniel Brandt. Misplaced Pages won't even allow the hyperlink! Not even a non-hyperlink mention unless you include the nowiki tag! Incredible paranoia. Life's too short to hate so hard. Just delete the guy's article and let the thing fade into the sunset.

Userboxes
tru This user mocks truthiness
This user morally supports probing, with honor.
This user is inimical to camels?
File:Flock of Canada geese.jpg This user is made of gaggles, without regret!
ubx This user is against userboxes, and regrets it!
This user derides eggs, with consensus?
This user disbelieves in clusters of Mongolians, in a parallel universe.
File:Ornithorhynchidae-00.jpg This user caresses platypi, for real.
veritas This user cusses at verisimilitude.
ubx This user wants to believe in userboxes.
Xe This user is vehemently against the existence of ignoble gases.
This user nibbles clowns, fully?
File:Many pennies.jpg This user feels sorry for pennies, in black holes.
File:Ornithorhynchidae-00.jpg This user licks platypi!
This user exudes ignitable gasses in the general direction of potatoes, and wants you to know about it.
This user pinches cheese.
This user wants to believe in tentacles!
ubx This user nibbles on userboxes, with cheese on top?
This user has been eaten by sutures, verily!
This user caresses chipmunks, Amen?
This user believes in chickens, for real.
This user enjoys consuming tentacles!
This user licks polar bears, on Opposite Day.
This user lifts walls, with pirates.
This user believes Canada should get a life.
bone This user blames boners?

"Truth", Sorta Like "People's Republic"

"the word "truth" in 911 "truth" movement is a form of newspeak. There isn't realy any truth involved in the actual movement. Which really isn't a movement either. It's more of a gyration.--130.191.17.38 23:30, 9 May 2006 (UTC)"

Favorite Music

Favorite Movies

What Makes Life Bearable?

Surfing outside Kaneohe Bay, Hawai‘i.(Comment:big beautiful colors used by this photographer, perfect embodiment of the feel of the place)

Not politics, for sure. The surf, maybe. Nag champa.

Me

I'm also known as Matt, but got stuck with "Morton" at birth. I'm a gamer by trade.

The "Truth" About Tin-Foil Hats


Another cool page

User:Daniel Quinlan/gaming Yes, it's okay to use the "c" word again. And how to win an argument

Into the Cruft Abyss

History!
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Should be nominated for Afd

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Up right now

See GabrielF/911TMCruft for a complete list.

Misplaced Pages:Articles for deletion/Declaration of peace

Should be Created

Alex Jones Forks

File:Can you hear me now.png

Does Oprah have this kind of coverage on Misplaced Pages? About time for some merge/delete action?

Merge

Researchers questioning the official account of 9/11 and 9/11 Truth Movement

Word of the Week

Wikiality Colbert suggested that adding a fact to Misplaced Pages makes it true if enough people are convinced of it, thus creating a "wikiality" (Misplaced Pages reality) in which consensus of opinion trumps factual information.

What more can I say. Morton devonshire 01:30, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

What is it with these Joneses?

"Truth Professor Jones" placed on paid administrative leave for promoting 9/11 conspiracy theories. See

Barnstar of Diligence

A Barnstar! The Barnstar of Diligence
Thanks for helping with the Afd of the Bush Crimes Commission and your diligence in pursuit of a NPOV on it. Aeon 02:08, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

Congrats SkeenaR 02:25, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

Defender of the Wiki Award;Defender of the Truth

I, PainMan, hereby bestow upon you the title of Defender of the Wiki for your tireless efforts in exposing and combating Left-Liberal POV, propaganda, lies and distortions generally and in particular with respect to the War on Terror and convicted cop killer Wesley Cook (aka "Mumia abu Jamal").
I, MONGO bestow upon Morton Devonshire the Barnstar of National Merit, for all your excellent work in helping Misplaced Pages rid itself of conspiracy theory cruft related to the events of 9/11/2001.--MONGO 04:51, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
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