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Captain Beany (born Barry Kirk on 23 September 1954) is a Welsh eccentric and charity fundraiser in Sandfields, Port Talbot, South Wales.

Biography

Kirk worked in the computer department of the British Petroleum chemical plant in Baglan, Neath Port Talbot. In May 1991, he changed his name by deed poll to Captain Beany. He began painting his face and bald head orange, donned a golden cape, pants, gloves and boots. To date, Captain Beany claims to have raised over £100,000 for charity through participation in various events, such as the London and New York Marathons.

In 1986 Beany set a world record for the longest time sitting in a bath full of baked beans, which lasted over 100 hours.

In September 2005 Beany was convicted and fined £200 for fraudulently claiming £2,700 in income support.

In 2006, Beany appeared on the BBC programme, Let Me Entertain You.

In September 2008, Beany climbed Snowdon carrying baked beans in aid of cancer research. Later, in October, during the 2000s financial crisis, he registered the trademark "Credit Crunch" for use on chocolate bars. When Selfridges sold a similarly named product, Captain Beany earned a percentage of the sales under a licensing agreement.

In December 2009, he teamed up with other Port Talbot musicians to record a charity Christmas song. He completed the Sports Relief Mile 2010 whilst pushing a tin of baked beans on his hands and knees.

He also planned to walk nearly 460 miles around the borders of Wales and England for the Cieran Jones Appeal whilst conveying a plate of baked beans on toast. His planned 'BEANS ON TOAST-A-THON' was to take place in mid August 2010.

In 2015 Beany raised £3,600 for charity by having 60 baked bean images tattooed on his head. Those sponsoring him had their initials inked inside one of the baked beans.

In 2018 Beany appeared on a Christmas special of Blind Date as one of the choices. He wasn't chosen.

In 2022, Captain Beany appeared on Inside the Superbrands. In the same year he was mentioned in one of the final rounds of the Jackbox Party Pack 9 game Fibbage 4.

In May 2024, Beany auditioned for the seventeenth series of Britain’s Got Talent where he sang an original song about baked beans and how he loved to eat them for every single meal of the day. He received four red buzzers and did not progress to the next round.

Eccentric of the year

In April 2009, Beany was awarded the title of "Great British Eccentric of the Year" by the Eccentric Club in London. He also officially transformed his council flat into the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence, with British writer Danny Wallace presiding over the opening ceremony.

The Baked Bean Museum of Excellence in Port Talbot was featured in the 2010 book Behind The Scenes at the Museum of Baked Beans by author Hunter Davies.

In 2023 Beany closed his museum, due to renovations being done by the housing provider Tai Tarian. The collection was actioned off on eBay with Beany downsizing to a one bedroom flat.

Political career

Beany has been a candidate in local and general elections throughout Wales. He stood as "Captain Beany of the Bean Party" in the 1991 Neath by-election, coming last with 262 votes (0.7%). He then stood as the "Real Bean" candidate in Aberavon in 1992, again coming last with 707 votes (1.8%). In 1997, he stood in Aberavon again, this time as an Independent, and came last again with 341 votes (1.0%).

In 2000, he formed the New Millennium Bean Party, of which he was the sole member. On this line in Aberavon in the 2001 election, he came sixth out of seven candidates with 727 votes (2.4%), coming ahead of Socialist Alliance candidate Martin Chapman. In the 2005 general election, Beany gained 159 votes (0.4%) in Cardiff Central coming eighth out of nine candidates, ahead of Rainbow Dream Ticket candidate Catherine Taylor-Dawson. Beany contested Aberavon again in the 2010 general election, receiving 558 votes (1.8%), placing seventh out of eight candidates, ahead of UKIP candidate Joe Callan.

In the 2015 general election, support for Beany more than doubled, to 1,137 votes (3.6%), who stood as an independent, placing sixth out of nine candidates ahead of the Green, Socialist Labour and TUSC candidates in Aberavon. After failing to contest the 2017 general election, he contested Aberavon once again in the 2019 general election and support for Beany fell to 731 votes (2.3%), placing him sixth out of seven candidates, ahead of the Green candidate.

In 2021, Beany contested the Senedd election in Cardiff West, and gained 95 votes (0%), placing ninth out of nine candidates, losing to the then first minister of Wales, Mark Drakeford. In the 2024 general election, Beany stood as an independent in the newly created constituency of Aberafan Maesteg, gaining 618 votes (1.7%) coming seventh out of eight candidates, ahead of Rhiannon Morrissey of the Heritage Party. He announced he would not stand for any further elections.

References

1. ^ Turner, Robin (15 October 2008). "Chocolate firm gives Captain Beany credit for his Crunch". Western Mail. Retrieved 24 February 2012.
2. ^ Turner, Robin. Port Talbot’s Captain Beany’s in line to be The Great Eccentric of 2009, Wales on Sunday. Published 29 March 2009. Retrieved 9 February 2010.
3. "Achievements". Captain Beany website. Retrieved 10 September 2017.
4. Bean campaigner's benefit fraud, BBC News. Published September 1, 2005. Retrieved October 10, 2015.
5. ^ Beans means a marathon effort to help charity, South Wales Evening Post. Published 4 August 2009. Retrieved 9 February 2010.
6. Castle, Samantha. Snowdon set for baked bean charity challenge, Caernarfon Herald. Published 8 September 2008. Retrieved 9 February 2010.
7. Bars are a sweet deal for Beany, South Wales Evening Post. Published 14 October 2008. Retrieved 9 February 2010.
8. Denholm, Emma. Watch Captain Beany on his musical fundraising hit, South Wales Evening Post. Published 10 December 2009. Retrieved 9 February 2010.
9. "165,000 runners complete Sport Relief mile". Metro. 21 March 2010.
10. "Long walk for charity". South Wales Evening Post. Archived from the original on 12 September 2012. Retrieved 7 August 2010.
11. "The Keiran Jones appeal". Captain Beany.com. Archived from the original on 4 August 2010. Retrieved 7 August 2010.
12. "Captain Beany tattoos to raise funds for child to walk". BBC News. 18 August 2014.
13. "Series 4, Episode 1". Blind Date. 22 December 2018. Channel 5.
14. Inside the Superbrands (Documentary), HiddenLight Productions, 3 April 2022, retrieved 7 January 2023
15. "Welshman's Britain's Got Talent stint sees Ant say 'get him off' and Simon Cowell brand him 'weird' - Wales Online". www.walesonline.co.uk. Retrieved 15 June 2024.
16. Wallace, Danny. Play and display, The Observer. Published 5 April 2009. Retrieved 9 February 2010.
17. "Boost for Beany as book spreads word on museum". South Wales Evening Post. 18 June 2010. Archived from the original on 14 September 2012.
18. Hoggan, Katie (27 January 2023). "The number one thing to do in Port Talbot on TripAdvisor is closing". Wales Online. Retrieved 25 May 2024.
19. Millard, Robin. Britain braces for Captain Beany's 'wind of change', Mail & Guardian. Published 3 May 2005. Retrieved 9 February 2010.
20. "Swansea: The latest news, sport, what's on and business from Swansea and Gower". www.thisissouthwales.co.uk.
21. "The BBC-Election 2010".
22. "Captain Beany loses out to Stephen Kinnock in Aberavon". ITV News. 18 May 2015.
23. "Aberavon parliamentary constituency - Election 2019 - BBC News". Retrieved 26 May 2024.
24. "Election results for Cardiff West, 6 May 2021". cardiff.moderngov.co.uk. 6 May 2021. Retrieved 26 May 2024.
25. "Aberafan Maesteg - General election results 2024". BBC News. Retrieved 7 August 2024.
26. Colderick, Stephanie (4 July 2024). "Captain Beany announces 2024 will be his last election". Wales Online. Retrieved 8 August 2024.

External links

• Official website

• 1954 births
• Living people
• Charity fundraisers (people)
• Welsh politicians
• British political candidates
• People from Port Talbot
• Novelty candidates