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| ==Note== | |||
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| This page was moved from ] to preserve its history for GFDL purposes per ] as content from it was merged into ]. This history is therefore needed for attribution should that merged content be restored in the future. <span style="font-family: Verdana">]]</span> 00:09, 18 August 2007 (UTC) | |||
| '''Last Measure''' is a ] created by members of the ]. It combines many other shock sites: | |||
| *], a picture of a woman spraying fecal matter on her face. | |||
| *Penisbird, a picture of a parrot standing on a man's erect penis. | |||
| *]'s hello.jpg, the infamous picture of a man stretching his anus. | |||
| *], a picture of three elderly men lying on a bed naked, engaged in kissing and oral sex. | |||
| *], a picture of a man's genitals covered in feces. | |||
| *], an animated picture of a man wearing a condom having anal sex with another man's anus. The receiving man's penis is spinning in a circle. | |||
| *Loopback.jpg, from Goatse.cx, a picture of a man looping his penis into his anus. | |||
| *], depicts a picture of a man opening his anus with a table clamp. His penis and testicles are also visible. | |||
| *pooped.jpg, a picture of a woman's face with feces on it. The picture comes from www.bangedup.com. | |||
| *rustina.jpg, depicts the wife of ], creator of ]. Her face is ] onto a picture of a naked woman having sex with a black man with a large penis. | |||
| *eww.jpg, a picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of the people exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in a red circle. | |||
| *freak.jpg, a picture of a naked black female body builder. | |||
| *Some versions contain weightlifter.jpg, a picture of a powerlifter with red trousers suffering from an ]. The intestine is seen through a hole in his trousers. A ] article features the same image. | |||
| Last Measure abuses ] to make it very hard to leave the website once you visit it, short of shutting down the computer or end-tasking the said ]. The main page plays a voice using the Flash plugin (hey.swf) shouting "HEY EVERYBODY. I'M LOOKING AT ] ]!" at a high volume, while the various shock images move around in popup windows, bouncing off the sides of the screen. The voice in previous Last Measure versions was fsckyou.wav.mp3. ] is a ] utility that checks filesystems for consistency, but is used in this context as a modified version of the vulgarity ]. | |||
| The page immediately shown when taken to the site has a picture (pooped.jpg) of a woman with ] on her face. Goatse's <tt>hello.jpg</tt> is set as the page's background. At the bottom of the page is "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which is an attempt to get the page listed under ]. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately", which is a takeoff on the text on the front page of Goatse. On two of the Last Measure pages (both on h4xx.com) the text "Like what you see? Got a complaint? Email wrt AT forpresident DOT com." is visible. | |||
| The page at Zeikfried had the title "This is my LastMeasure, my FinalHope. Lovez and kissez from Zeikfried~!" The page at peoplesprimary.com had a wide, blank image at the bottom of the screen. Below it were the words "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful." The "+1 insightful" comment may indicate a familiarity with the rating system at ], a popular technology news site, or with ]. | |||
| Pressing Ctrl or Alt, under Internet Explorer on Windows, gives the "victim" an alert message with the same text. Pressing Del gives the user the "Credits". | |||
| The lastmeasure site also has a script that automates the displaying of these things, which has recently been removed from the front page of the original domain. | |||
| == LM Go == | |||
| Last Measure Go, or simply LM Go, is a hand-held device that responds to ] packets with information of a ] server hosting an Last Measure Operating System ] image. The ] which then sent the ] packets then ] LMOS, resulting in ] images being displayed on the client's screen. {{ref|LMGo}} | |||
| == References == | |||
| # {{note|LMGo}} | |||
| == External links == | |||
| '''WARNING: The following links will take you directly to the Last Measure site, and you may be forced to close your web browser or shut down your computer if you follow them. You should lower your volume or turn off your speakers as well. (For Windows users, Press Control + Alt + Delete.)''''' | |||
| '''Original:''' | |||
| * http://fans.frankbutcher.net/ | |||
| * http://freeipods.zoy.org/ | |||
| * http://halflife2.zoy.org/ | |||
| * http://doom3.zoy.org/ | |||
| '''Modified:''' | |||
| * http://www.captain-obvious.com/alissa/ — A version of Last Measure with different pictures. | |||
| * http://remote-access.renamon.net:280/ — Another version of Last Measure, featuring Japanese pornographic pictures (called ] outside of ]) and pop-ups generated with ] and ActionScript. | |||
| * http://torrents.nimp.org/ — Features another ] file that circumvents most pop-up blockers, which will appear if the user is using a different browser than ], otherwise ] will generate the popups. Any subdomain or file on *.on.nimp.org leads to the above linked Last Measure, as the 404 error page has been replaced with Last Measure. | |||
| * http://softmeasure.zoy.org — may at one point have been a version of Last Measure with non-shocking pictures, but which eventually becomes the original. | |||
| == See also == | |||
| * ] | |||
| ] | |||
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This page was moved from Last Measure to preserve its history for GFDL purposes per Misplaced Pages:Redirects for discussion/Log/2007 August 9 as content from it was merged into Shock site. This history is therefore needed for attribution should that merged content be restored in the future. WjBscribe 00:09, 18 August 2007 (UTC)