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If you are a friend, or would like to be one, please leave me a note at ]. Thanks mate! ] 18:44, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

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==Flagrant-POV Central==
If you ever want to see the worst POV-pushing and failure to follow Misplaced Pages rules with respect to ] and ] you're likely to see on Misplaced Pages, go over to

==Not an Admin==
I don't know how you could possibly be confused about this, but oddly, some of you seem to be, so let me make this perfectly clear: I am not an Administrator, nor do I wish to become one. Thanks. I can breathe now.

==That's No Moon!==
See

==Administrol==
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==Smelly Socks==
For your amusement, see ]. If you're not amused, I can't help ya.

==Why I hate Mumia==
I don't, just set that trap for the ] to come running. Actually, I admire Mumia's aplomb for public relations. He's managed to create an international cultural movement of Mumia-supporters that any PR hack would die for, all from a jail-cell. I think the guy should be studied as a text-book example of Guerrilla PR -- he's magic.]

His supporters, however, strike me in the way that LaRouche supporters come across -- you could have a 4-hour conversation with a LaRouchian, and never approach common ground. They have drunk the Koolaid, man, and are ready to tie on their trainers and matching track outfits, and take the ride to the sun. Out there, and so far beyond reasonable belief that you really wonder if psychosis isn't at the root of it. I'm not sure what it is that motivates the Mumites in their obtuseness -- it certainly isn't righteousness of their cause, or justice, because the evidence against Mumia is so compelling] -- so what is it really? Whatever it is, of one thing I'm certain -- there is no possibility of reasoning with them. Mars and Venus have a better chance of convening than do the Age of Reason and the Mumites.

=="Truth", Sorta Like "People's Republic"==
"the word "truth" in 911 "truth" movement is a form of newspeak. There isn't realy any truth involved in the actual movement. Which really isn't a movement either. It's more of a gyration.--130.191.17.38 23:30, 9 May 2006 (UTC)"

==Favorite Music==
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==Favorite Movies==
*] (the Lewis version)
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==What Makes Life Bearable?==
]''', Hawai&lsquo;i.(Comment:big beautiful colors used by this photographer, perfect embodiment of the feel of the place)]]
Not politics, for sure. The surf, maybe. Nag champa.

==Me==
I'm also known as Matt, but got stuck with "Morton" at birth. I'm a gamer by trade.

==The "Truth" About Tin-Foil Hats==
*{{cite web
| last = Rahimi
| first = Ali
| coauthors = Ben Recht, Jason Taylor, Noah Vawter
| year = 2005
| url = http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
| title = On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study
| accessdate = 2006-04-13
}}

==The Lonely Troll==
]This is another one of my favorite Wiki interactions, involving a pedantic unemployed teenager that also sometimes reverts my changes, and a hapless anon editor. I don't know the author, but it's priceless:
*Kid, I will try to not make this to personal, but you appear to be a lonely troll. You are going around and trying to cleanup people's entries with your own self style of edit. I agree with one on the earlier posters here on your "talk" page in regards to capitalizing major words in a title. It is improper (regardless of how you interpet wiki) only to capitalize first words on section headings. Also some of your edit attempts leave a lot to be desired. Take some time off and look for a job or get a hobby. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by ] (talk • contribs).

==These Are Nice==
*'''] Keep'''
*'''] Delete'''
*'''] Merge'''

==Another cool page==
] Yes, it's okay to use the "c" word again.

==Bizarre Misplaced Pages==
See http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html for a description of the bizarre axe-grinding war Misplaced Pages has against a mostly non-notable guy by the name of Daniel Brandt. Misplaced Pages won't even allow the hyperlink! Not even a non-hyperlink mention! Incredible paranoia.

==Helpful Wiki Stuff==
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==Into the Cruft Abyss==
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*] -- nn sloganeering by the tin-foil-hat crowd.
*] -- now if we could just delete the article, we'd be getting somewhere.
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==Should be nominated for Afd==
*] -- yet another nn living-room-sized "truth" movement.
*] -- journalistic hack-piece, not an encyclopedic article.
*] and its companion ] -- nn neologisms.
*] -- yet another nn org trying to use Misplaced Pages to look larger than it truly is.



== Barnstar of Diligence ==
{{award2|image=Barnstar3.png|size=100px|topic=The Barnstar of Diligence|text= Thanks for helping with the Afd of the ] and your diligence in pursuit of a NPOV on it. ] 02:08, 21 April 2006 (UTC) }}

Congrats ] 02:25, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

== Defender of the Wiki Award --Defender of the Truth-- ==

], hereby bestow upon you the title of '''Defender of the Wiki for your tireless efforts in exposing and combating Left-Liberal POV, propaganda, lies and distortions generally''' and in particular with respect to the War on Terror and convicted cop killer Wesley Cook (aka "Mumia abu Jamal").]]

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