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*Love it. <b>]</b> <small>]</small> 23:00, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

*Love it. <b>]</b> <small>]</small> 23:00, 19 October 2006 (UTC)


*Not sure I'd ever have the guts to use it, but it's a hilarious way of highlighting the irony and hypocrisy of those who smugly toss around the ] link. --&nbsp;<span style="font-family:Palatino Linotype">]</span> 17:55, 20 October 2006 (UTC) *Not sure I'd ever have the guts to use it, but it's a hilarious way of highlighting the irony and hypocrisy of those who smugly toss around the ] link. --&nbsp;<span style="font-family:Palatino Linotype">]</span> 17:55, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
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* Brilliant. The douchebags will never get the joke, though. ]<sup>]</sup> 10:51, 7 November 2006 (UTC) * Brilliant. The douchebags will never get the joke, though. ]<sup>]</sup> 10:51, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


* Ditto what Satori said. ''<font color="#901">//</font>'']] 12:39, 7 November 2006 (UTC) * Ditto what Satori said. ''<span style="color:#901;">//</span>'']] 12:39, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


* Isn't this by definition even more hypocritical than DICK? :o) Still, this puts the point about as sweetly and succinctly as it gets. ] <small></small> 20:55, 9 November 2006 (UTC) * Isn't this by definition even more hypocritical than DICK? :o) Still, this puts the point about as sweetly and succinctly as it gets. ] <small></small> 20:55, 9 November 2006 (UTC)


*I'm a Christian and I'm offended at this page.-Christian religion members{{unsigned|24.7.162.39}} *I'm a Christian and I'm offended at this page.-Christian religion members<small><span class="autosigned">— Preceding ] comment added by ] (] • ]) </span></small><!-- Template:Unsigned -->


*] ] ]. "You may think it's cute or clever to "get away with" calling someone a dick while warning them for incivility simply by linking your insult to an essay, such as "don't be a dick". Back atcha, Cyde. &mdash; ] <small>]</small> 19:15, 22 November 2006 (UTC) *] ] ]. "You may think it's cute or clever to "get away with" calling someone a dick while warning them for incivility simply by linking your insult to an essay, such as "don't be a dick". Back atcha, Cyde. &mdash; ] <small>]</small> 19:15, 22 November 2006 (UTC)


*HAHAHAHAHA. God, so true. —] <sup><small>( ] | ])</small></sup> 03:36, 6 December 2006 (UTC) *HAHAHAHAHA. God, so true. —] <sup><small>( ] | ])</small></sup> 03:36, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
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*It's funny ''and'' useful... nice.. -- ] 04:17, 30 December 2006 (UTC) *It's funny ''and'' useful... nice.. -- ] 04:17, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
*Haha...that's this is by far the best essay '''ever'''. --<font face="Verdana">]</font><sup>]</sup> 09:30, 30 December 2006 (UTC) *Haha...that's this is by far the best essay '''ever'''. --<span style="font-family:Verdana;">]</span><sup>]</sup> 09:30, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

*Shouldn't you be linking to ]? And why does the shortcut on the page, ], actually lead to ] (like this ])? ] 16:35, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
**Probably because if you use ] to link here in an insult, you deserve to be ]whacked :P ] 16:44, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

*Positive sentiment, but the current implementation doesn't actually work. In the penultiamate sentence you in essence call yourself a hypocrite, which undermines your whole argument. ] | ] 05:44, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
::I see where you're coming from, but I found final insult, within the context, to be more humorously ironic than truly hypocritical. --&nbsp;<span style="font-family:Palatino Linotype">]</span> 21:24, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
:::WP:DICK was also supposed to be humorously ironic, but to make a serious point. Obviously, that does not work in a wiki (or we wouldn't be on this page). ] | ] 10:43, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

* Best. Essay. Ever. ] <span style="color: #999;">// ] // ] //</span> 20:26, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

* Well said! :D ] (]) 22:56, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

*w00t. ] <sub>]</sub><sup>]</sup>] 04:26, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

*LOL, this is great. <small>—Preceding ] comment added by ] (] • ]) 01:21, 22 December 2007 (UTC)</small><!-- Template:Unsigned --> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->
*Short and to the point. Marvelous. <span style="color:#000000;">''']''' <sup>]/]</sup></span> 01:07, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

*As a douchebag, I feel this essay to be very discriminatory. 16:30, 1 July 2011 (UTC) <span style="font-size: smaller;" class="autosigned">— Preceding ] comment added by ] (]) </span><!-- Template:UnsignedIP --> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->

== "This is a better version." ==

In what way? ] 16:52, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Because it's what I want it to be, and this is my userspace? --] 18:22, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

:Exactly. Perhaps 1ne would like to mind the '''P''' in NPA. ] <small>] </small> 20:47, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

::Excuse me? Perhaps you'd like to mind it. I'm not making a personal attack by questioning the civility of an essay; a user space is not an unrestricted free speech zone, Cyde. ] 04:58, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

:::I'm not accusing ''you'' of making personal attacks, I'm questioning your reasoning for redirecting the page. ] <small>] </small> 03:03, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

::::It's incivil. ] 03:40, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

:::::... and? ] <small>] </small> 04:46, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

::::::... and ] is policy. ] 04:51, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

:::::::Now I begin to see the problem. What we have here is a rather nasty case of . ] <small>] </small> 05:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

::::::::So telling people that they 'just don't get the humor' is a blank check to do anything you want, I take it? ] 06:23, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

:::::::::It must be, since it appears that not getting the humour is evidently also a blank check to do whatever you want. ] <small>] </small> 07:35, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

''Community policies, including ], apply to your user space just as they do elsewhere'' -directly from ]. Even don't be a douchebag would be fine imo, adding "fucking" crosses the line.--] 05:21, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
:Personal attacks are when you're actually making an attack against a person. This page isn't attacking any particular person, thus it's not a ''personal'' attack. --] 04:49, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
::Exactly. It ''is'' a personal attack to tell someone, "You are an asshole." It is ''not'' a personal attack to post an essay in your userspace saying, "People shouldn't act like assholes." I don't see how the use of profanity somehow makes it a violation of ]. --&nbsp;<span style="font-family:Palatino Linotype">]</span> 14:31, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
:::Precisely, this is exactly what I meant by minding the '''P'''. Before you start running around claiming someone is engaging in personal attacks, actually make sure that there is a specific person or group of people that are actually being targeted. ] <small>] </small> 22:48, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

== Toned down ==

]

There's the family-friendly version of this essay.<!-- yes, I think it's silly, too --> ] <span style="color: #999;">// ] // ] //</span> 06:31, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Haha, I like it. Next time they try to delete this, just point them at "Don't be a freaking jerkface" and suggest that they aren't ready to handle the adult version. --] 02:29, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

== I'm offended ==


Please rename this essay to something less offensive, like ]. Anybody that uses the "F-word" is immediately insensitive and unintelligent.--] 16:26, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
*Shouldn't you be linking to ]? And why does the shortcut on the ] actually lead to ]? ] 16:35, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
:As is anyone who calls someone a dick. That's kind of the point of this essay - it's ''ironic''.
:But for a less offensive version, please see ]. --&nbsp;<span style="font-family:Palatino Linotype">]</span> 16:34, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

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Miscellany for deletionThis page was nominated for deletion on October 24, 2007. The result of the discussion was keep.
  • Seems kinda offensive O.O
  • Positive sentiment, but the current implementation doesn't actually work. In the penultiamate sentence you in essence call yourself a hypocrite, which undermines your whole argument. Zocky | picture popups 05:44, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
I see where you're coming from, but I found final insult, within the context, to be more humorously ironic than truly hypocritical. -- Satori Son 21:24, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
WP:DICK was also supposed to be humorously ironic, but to make a serious point. Obviously, that does not work in a wiki (or we wouldn't be on this page). Zocky | picture popups 10:43, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • As a douchebag, I feel this essay to be very discriminatory. 16:30, 1 July 2011 (UTC) — Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.144.51.16 (talk)

"This is a better version."

In what way? 1ne 16:52, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Because it's what I want it to be, and this is my userspace? --Cyde Weys 18:22, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Exactly. Perhaps 1ne would like to mind the P in NPA. Chris cheese whine 20:47, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Excuse me? Perhaps you'd like to mind it. I'm not making a personal attack by questioning the civility of an essay; a user space is not an unrestricted free speech zone, Cyde. 1ne 04:58, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm not accusing you of making personal attacks, I'm questioning your reasoning for redirecting the page. Chris cheese whine 03:03, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
It's incivil. 1ne 03:40, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
... and? Chris cheese whine 04:46, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
... and WP:CIVIL is policy. 1ne 04:51, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Now I begin to see the problem. What we have here is a rather nasty case of sarchasm. Chris cheese whine 05:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
So telling people that they 'just don't get the humor' is a blank check to do anything you want, I take it? 1ne 06:23, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
It must be, since it appears that not getting the humour is evidently also a blank check to do whatever you want. Chris cheese whine 07:35, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Community policies, including Misplaced Pages:No personal attacks, apply to your user space just as they do elsewhere -directly from WP:USER. Even don't be a douchebag would be fine imo, adding "fucking" crosses the line.--Wizardman 05:21, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Personal attacks are when you're actually making an attack against a person. This page isn't attacking any particular person, thus it's not a personal attack. --Cyde Weys 04:49, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Exactly. It is a personal attack to tell someone, "You are an asshole." It is not a personal attack to post an essay in your userspace saying, "People shouldn't act like assholes." I don't see how the use of profanity somehow makes it a violation of WP:NPA. -- Satori Son 14:31, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Precisely, this is exactly what I meant by minding the P. Before you start running around claiming someone is engaging in personal attacks, actually make sure that there is a specific person or group of people that are actually being targeted. Chris cheese whine 22:48, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Toned down

User:EVula/opining/Don't be a freaking jerkface

There's the family-friendly version of this essay. EVula // talk // // 06:31, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Haha, I like it. Next time they try to delete this, just point them at "Don't be a freaking jerkface" and suggest that they aren't ready to handle the adult version. --Cyde Weys 02:29, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm offended

Please rename this essay to something less offensive, like Misplaced Pages:Please don't be a big meanie. Anybody that uses the "F-word" is immediately insensitive and unintelligent.--WaltCip 16:26, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

As is anyone who calls someone a dick. That's kind of the point of this essay - it's ironic.
But for a less offensive version, please see "Don't be a freaking jerkface". -- Satori Son 16:34, 8 November 2007 (UTC)