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| '''Autofellatio''' is what you supposedly have in mind when telling someone to go ] himself. While it's possible for some mammal species, such as cats or dogs, to lick their own genitals, it's rare for any human being to have this ability (let alone the desire). | |||
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| '''Autofellatio''' is a ] wherein a ] performs ] on himself as a form of ]. This is usually not possible for most ], but can be achieved if the male is sufficiently well-endowed, or is sufficiently flexible. ] and/or ] are potential methods by which votaries of this pastime may increase their flexibility, and thus their ability to perform this act. | |||
| Autofellatio has been featured in a few ]s, although it is not one of the more popular subjects. | |||
| David Lorton, a translator, has speculated that one Egyptian poem contains an image that might best be interpreted as indicating a belief that the gods ] and ] were created by Atum (]) through an act of autofellatio. The far more common interpretation is that this creation was by masturbation. | |||
| In his semi-autobiographical novel ''The Hand-Reared Boy'' (]), the writer ] describes group ] practices at a ] boys' ]. One boy with an especially large penis is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, Horatio Stubbs, verifies. | |||
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| {{linkimage|Autofellatio.jpg|Image of a man performing autofellatio}} | |||
| ] for a woman is possible as well, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject's head must move a greater distance. | |||
| The topic has also been used as the basis for comedy. ] elaborated an oft-quoted riff on the subject of ]: | |||
| <blockquote>''A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, yeah. Almost broke my back.'' </blockquote> | |||
| ] later developed a similar theme ("He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick") in his debut film '']'' . Writer/director ], in his 1998 film '']'', included a few mentions of the topic, with muted shots of a lead actor fellating himself occasionally throughout the movie. | |||
| ==External links== | |||
| * © 1995 by David Lorton | |||
| * A commercial web site devoted to autofellatio | |||
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Revision as of 15:29, 17 February 2005
Autofellatio is what you supposedly have in mind when telling someone to go screw himself. While it's possible for some mammal species, such as cats or dogs, to lick their own genitals, it's rare for any human being to have this ability (let alone the desire).