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| Karl Malone is a black bitch who played in the NBA with the UTah Jazz. He is a know serial killer. He is currently in jail in California. | |||
| '''Karl Malone''' (born ], ] in Summerfield, ]) is a former professional ] player. Nicknamed the ''Mailman'', he was arguably the greatest ] ever. He spent many years as a player for the ]. Before he retired, he played for the ] during the 2003-04 season. | |||
| ==NBA career== | |||
| Karl Malone was drafted by the Jazz in ] out of ] with the 13th overall pick. For many years, he and ] played together on the Jazz, forming one of the most productive guard-forward combinations in ] history. Both players were perennial All-Stars, and both were selected to be a part of the '']'', the legendary ] US ] basketball team that was the first to feature ] players. Stockton holds the ] record for most career assists, most of which were passed to Malone in the duo's many ] plays. In ] this is commemorated by a car dealership with the name ''Stockton to Malone Honda''. Since the owner of the Jazz, ] owns several car dealerships, one could assume the creation of this dealership was part of their package for playing for the Jazz. | |||
| Malone received the ] twice while playing for Jazz in the 1996-1997 and 1998-1999 seasons. He was also selected to eleven consecutive All-NBA First Teams from 1988-1989 to 1998-1999, two All-NBA Second Teams and one All-NBA Third Team. Despite being one of only nine players to win the ] more than once, Malone never won a championship ring. | |||
| Stockton's retirement at the end of the 2002-2003 season put an end to the dynamic duo's long run and provided Malone with a final opportunity for a championship ring, playing for the ]. However, the Lakers were defeated in the 2004 ] by the ] four games to one, leaving Malone to decide whether to retire at the age of 41 or continue and try to win a NBA title and the long-coveted championship ring. The Lakers were considered to be at the forefront of the race to sign Malone, but feuding with Lakers superstar ] led to Malone's rejection of the Lakers. It was revealed that one of the feuds was started at least partially by suggestive comments Malone made to Bryant's wife. | |||
| Although ] teams sought his services for the ]-] season, Malone decided to retire as a player on ], ]. | |||
| ==Other interests== | |||
| Malone played a minor ]ing role in the 1994 bomb ''Rockwell: A Legend of the Wild West'' about ]. His appearance and accent were frequently parodied by comedian ] (who impersonated Malone) on ]'s '']'' in the late 90's. Malone is also a staunch supporter of the ] and has considered running for ] on the ] ticket. Additionally, he has become known for his unusual hobby of ] in the offseason, as well as his unusual crosstraining regimen, which includes running up and down mountains. | |||
| Malone's daughter, ], plays for the ] in the ], and was a key component of their WNBA Championship team in ]. | |||
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Karl Malone is a black bitch who played in the NBA with the UTah Jazz. He is a know serial killer. He is currently in jail in California.