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| Dustin formerly known as the assraper mccollegers. Dustin likes to eat little kiddies, he loves his girlfriend formerly known as Kylie, aka boobie pincher. And kylies sidekick krystee, aka boobie eater. | |||
| '''Dustin the Turkey''', more commonly simply '''Dustin''', is a popular ] ] ], star of ]'s '']'' since the ]s. He claims his full name is ]. He joined the show with fellow puppets ] but remained with the show since their departure in the late ]s. He has also outlasted two human co-hosts: ] and ], making him the longest serving member of the on-screen cast of ''The Den''. He makes appearances outside of ''The Den'', including an annual appearance on '']'' Toy Show special at Christmas where he makes fun of the show's regular host ], as he did with the previous host, ]. A surprisingly provocative character, while he has been tamed down in recent years, Dustin would often make some very insulting remarks about various Irish celebrities and the services provided by RTE, and would say a lot of 'dodgy' things about politics and their practises that sometimes made one wonder how he got away with it. Insults targeted at ] came particularly thick and fast. | |||
| And of course troy formerly known as monkey luva . | |||
| And of course rob and brandinos supporting azn pride, to all my chinks. | |||
| == Music == | |||
| Dustin has been a contender for the number one position in the Irish ]s chart at ] time and has had three number-one albums: ''Dustin: Not Just a Pretty Face'', ''Dustin: Unplucked'' and ''Faith of Our Feathers''. A further album after that was called ''Poultry in Motion''. He released his ''Greatest Hits'' album in 2001, which featured just one new song, a dance remix of ''Sweet Caroline'', which went on to become his last No.1 single. These albums have featured backing vocals from many Irish stars including ] and ]. Many of his songs are parodies of either folk songs or well known chart hits from across the decades. He famously made the news in Britain one year when he was number one in Ireland with his songs ''Christmas Tree'' and ''Rat Trap'' (a cover version of the Boomtown Rats song which he sang with ], and made fun of him throughout), when in just about every other country the Christmas number one spot went to the ] with their song ''2 Become 1''. | |||
| Of note was his song ''32 Counties'', in which he cited the wonders of each county in Ireland. Leitrim took another beating, as he dubbed it "a mistake." It seems that he finally pecked off more than he could chew, however, since subsequent showings of the song on ''The Den'' would blank that line out, and if it was discussed, he would have to profess that he "didn't remember" what he said about Leitrim. | |||
| == Politics == | |||
| Dustin has, on occasion, expressed an interest in politics. He has mockingly run campaigns for a number of presidential ]s (though he was never an official candidate). He ran as a representative of 'Fianna Fowl' (a play on Ireland's largest ] ]) and of the '] Party'. His major campaign promise was to "bring the ] to ]", as well as making sure every young boy in Ireland got to go on a date with the ] of their choice. Many Irish voters have spoiled their votes by actually writing Dustin's name on their ] papers. | |||
| == Identity == | |||
| The identity of the puppeteer responsible for Dustin is not common knowledge, though it is known that he attended school in north ], for some reason. | |||
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Revision as of 20:46, 19 May 2005
Dustin formerly known as the assraper mccollegers. Dustin likes to eat little kiddies, he loves his girlfriend formerly known as Kylie, aka boobie pincher. And kylies sidekick krystee, aka boobie eater. And of course troy formerly known as monkey luva . And of course rob and brandinos supporting azn pride, to all my chinks.