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'''Cal Robertson''' is an ] actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in ]. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners. '''Cal Robertson''' is an ] actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in ]. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners.


==feelings regarding abortion==

'i'm not really pro or anti abortion. people shouldn't fucking well have sex in the first place. it's well evil. i don't approve of sex', said andre.


==columbine films, tv series and programmes==

'i've watched ] on ]'. said andre. 'it's well good. my favourite bit is ]. it's just well good. i've also seen ] which is also well ]. i recommend them. also, ] is well ]. oh, no doubt that offends someone or they're evil or something? well let me tell you something, people who fucking go to fucking timepiece are fucking evil. they should fucking well be burnt with a red hot poker'.

'and then people fucking wonder why the ] happened. jesus, i don't blame them. they fucking deserve a medal. all those horrible little jocks and preps and christians. they're all well evil and deserve to be shot. r.i.p ], that's all i can say', said andre in a recent interview.


==controversy==

recently, andre said that he was 'tired of hearing about ] and all the horrible little 'victims' of ] (christian or not), and that people should focus on the heroes and true victims of ], ]'. 'they just well suffered at school', he said. 'just cause they were well ] and ] and ]


==janae==

andre was asked his opinions on janae in a recent interview.

'firstly', said andre, 'isn't janae like 15? why does everyone act like it's alright for her to go out with a 25 yr old man? oh no, everyone condones that, don't they?, that's fine, but everyone hates and judges ] for ]. well, those people deserved to die, because they weren't ], and so does janae. i mean, janae isn't exactly very ], is she? she's as dull as ditchwater. i mean, why does she act like she's about 35? i mean, it's bad enough having to look after your own child (you should just have an abortion, or preferably not have sex in the first place) but who wants to look after someone else's horrible little brat, especially at that age? they're well annoying, and you can't be ] until you're 12 and in the 4th form, so children are of no use to the world at all. i can't imagine ] liking kids', laughed andre.

'janae is not very ] and ] and ], is she?', said andre. 'i mean, i can't exactly imagine her watching '] or that other ] on youtube. who wants to be stupidly mature like that? how boring. why doesn't she be more ]. be more ]'.

'you know, maybe the scriptwriter should make the other characters behave a bit more realistiacally towards janae. i mean, i know the scriptwriter probably doesn't have a degree in psychology, but there's no excuse. janae has behaved like a slut. fucking a 25 yr old man, and no doubt we're all meant to think that's fine. well, it's not. the irony is unbelievable considering how hard everyone comes down on ] for the ], (which the 'victims' deserved). no doubt janae would say, 'ohohohohh, that's really horrible ohohoohoh', and be on the 'victims' side, but ] individuals thankfully know better'.

'evil', sid andre. 'pure evil'.

'when is ] going to fucking get here?', exploded andre. 'i ordered it a week and two days ago now. not good enough'.

'it's just really killing time until ] gets here'.


'the doctor said i was very cynical. tell me something i don't fucking know'.


'i'm well ]. it's ], you see', said andre.


==issues regarding sixth form taking assembly at maynards==

'i'm not fucking doing it', said andre. 'i mean, it's not very ], is it? why don't they take into account that you might be ] and ] and have ]? so i'm sorry, but i'm not doing it. and also, 'taking part' and 'joining in' and all that other bullshit isn't very ], so the answer's 'no''.

'i prefer to be ] and pouting looking stunning in the corner, like ]'.


==school service==

'i'm not turning up', said andre. 'hahahaha'.

'i'm a ]'.

'i'm a fucking ]', he laughed.


==Filmography== ==Filmography==

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Cal Robertson is an American actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in Zero Day. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners.

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