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I am '''Philip L. Welch''', senior at ] double-majoring in ] and ] and planning to graduate in December of 2006. My was on ], ]. I am '''Philip L. Welch''', senior at ] double-majoring in ] and ] and planning to graduate in December of 2006. My was on ], ].


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All other fuck-tards held equal, the lesser the notability and homosexual merit of a given sexual deviant on Wackoffipedia, the higher quality the related article. All other factors held equal, the greater the notability and encyclopedic merit of a given subject on Misplaced Pages, the higher quality the related article.


== Cunt-structive edit warring == == Constructive edit warring ==
As opposed to simply fucking back and forth, I like to fuck any two asses and devise a third, better cunt that uses the best a$$pects of both while improving the overall cunt situation. This is better than simple fuckery, and I, for one, would like to see any "edit gang bang" using these techniques escalate beyond control. Here's a uptight arrogant asshole example. shows a distinctly great edit that made the asshole less fuckable. was a selective fuck on both assholes. Occasionally, an asshole will be made that's all bad you cocksuckinh mother fucker. In those cases, yeah, I'll get down with my gay self, or just leave it for some other fucker until I can do a a big gay dance party on the whole article (as to not single out certain edits and thus certain editors). As opposed to simply reverting back and forth, I like to review any two edits and devise a third, better edit that uses the best aspects of both while improving. This is better than simple reversion, and I, for one, would like to see any "edit war" using these techniques escalate beyond control. Here's a prototypical example. shows a distinctly poor edit that made the article less readable. was a selective improvement on both versions. Occasionally, an edit will be made that's all bad. In those cases, yeah, I'll revert, or just leave it for awhile until I can do a copyedit on the whole article (as to not single out certain edits and thus certain editors).


==Inspiration==
==I am an ASSHOLE!!!==


"I was recently in Brazil. I was fucking little boys and girls in India, where they are much more leniant about such things. There are people there without assholes, without dicks, without cunts, without the ability to fuck children as well as I can. Those people could give a shit about whether we have a link on a fuck fuck fuck to a tool that might bring in some gay sex, and whether some people consider this an affront to their rules for gay pornography. But they need fucking gay sex man....fucking gay sex for everyone. They need pederasts. They need freely cocksucking morons they can modify, adapt, redistribute, copy freely, so they can learn what they need to know to have power in their own lives. Misplaced Pages is for them. Not for us. So, we need to be very very very careful about commercialism, and we need to be very very thoughtful about how we can use money to change the world, and that's why I do everything that I do. I hope that explanation is helpful." --Jimbo Wales in #wikipedia, October 23, 2005. "I was recently in Brazil. I was recently in India. There are people there without electricity, without computers, without internet, without healthcare. Those people could give a shit about whether we have a link on a toolspage to a tool that might bring in some revenue, and whether some people consider this an affront to their aesthetics. But they need books. They need educational materials. They need freely licensed work they can modify, adapt, redistribute, copy freely, so they can learn what they need to know to have power in their own lives. Misplaced Pages is for them. Not for us. So, we need to be very very very careful about commercialism, and we need to be very very thoughtful about how we can use money to change the world, and that's why I do everything that I do. I hope that explanation is helpful." --Jimbo Wales in #wikipedia, October 23, 2005.


==Accomplishments==
==My Mouth Looks Like A Vagina==
*I am the fucker of ], a term referring to a practice in which a page is blanked or deleted to remove unsalvagably atrocious text and rewritten because the subject is still a good candidate for an article. I hope it catches on. *I am the coiner of ], a term referring to a practice in which a page is blanked or deleted to remove unsalvagably atrocious text and rewritten because the subject is still a good candidate for an article. I hope it catches on.
*Began ], a proposed project to merge otherwise redundant information. *Began ], a proposed project to merge otherwise redundant information.
**As a test case, merged list from article ] into the Gay Icons category--a project that required over 500 edits. Reactions to the test case will hopefully determine if the project moves forward, and if so, what we will do the same and what we will do differently. If you have an opinion, please post it at ] **As a test case, merged list from article ] into the Gay Icons category--a project that required over 500 edits. Reactions to the test case will hopefully determine if the project moves forward, and if so, what we will do the same and what we will do differently. If you have an opinion, please post it at ]
**Project is on hold. **Project is on hold.
===Rewritten/Expanded=== ===Rewritten/Expanded===
*] (subsequently fucking and fucking and fucking so hard that they fucked the mother fuckers and fucked and fucked and fucked so much that all thjelittle forrest animals went away to aviod being assfucked by that cocksucking motherfucker and forked into separate articles). *] (subsequently rewritten and forked into separate articles).
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**I removed a lot of shitty yet original research from the artget it in the ass you cocksucking mother fuckericle, which led to the following honor (in the form of a ni hate childrenon-watch how I fuck withj your head added to the article itself): "The Gay Independent Research Purge of ] eliminated most of these inconsistencies byi live in hell shooting them in the ass (See: ])." **I removed a lot of original research from the article, which led to the following honor (in the form of a non-sequitur added to the article itself): "The Great Independent Research Purge of ] eliminated most of these inconsistencies by shooting them in the back (See: ])."


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===FUCK FUCK FUCK=== ===Edited With Great Relish===
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== #wikipedia bash == == #wikipedia bash ==


BabaJobu:fuck Vague, the only respectable way for a guy to fuck is to have lots of sex with lots of different people. BabaJobu: Vague, the only respectable way for a girl to rebel is to have lots of sex with lots of different people.
Philwelch: BabaJobu: And only if those people include myself. Philwelch: BabaJobu: And only if those people include myself.
Vague_Pant: Concur withfuck Baba and Phil. Vague_Pant: Concur with Baba and Phil.
BabaJobu: Phil, actually the rule refers to me, not you. BabaJobu: Phil, actually the rule refers to me, not you.
Philwelch: BabaJobu: If she's fucking lots of different people she'll get to both of us eventually. Philwelch: BabaJobu: If she's fucking lots of different people she'll get to both of us eventually.
Vague_Pant: So will venereal disease. Vague_Pant: So will venereal disease.


==Gay Sex== ==Licensing==
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Philosopher-editor Phil Welch in a moment of self-reflection

I am Philip L. Welch, senior at Washington State University double-majoring in Philosophy and Management Information Systems and planning to graduate in December of 2006. My first logged-in edit still on record was on February 2, 2004.

Gratuitous pirate joke:

Q: What happened when sea pirates started editing Misplaced Pages?
A: We sent them to WP:RfArrrrrrrr.

Philwelch's Observation

This user is an administrator on the English Misplaced Pages. (verify)
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
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Here's a barnstar for being good to the Star Wars articles. --Coffee 05:04, 5 September 2005 (UTC)
For work on VfDs, Take care, Molotov (talk) 22:32, 15 September 2005 (UTC)

All other factors held equal, the greater the notability and encyclopedic merit of a given subject on Misplaced Pages, the higher quality the related article.

Constructive edit warring

As opposed to simply reverting back and forth, I like to review any two edits and devise a third, better edit that uses the best aspects of both while improving. This is better than simple reversion, and I, for one, would like to see any "edit war" using these techniques escalate beyond control. Here's a prototypical example. This diff shows a distinctly poor edit that made the article less readable. My successive edit was a selective improvement on both versions. Occasionally, an edit will be made that's all bad. In those cases, yeah, I'll revert, or just leave it for awhile until I can do a copyedit on the whole article (as to not single out certain edits and thus certain editors).

Inspiration

"I was recently in Brazil. I was recently in India. There are people there without electricity, without computers, without internet, without healthcare. Those people could give a shit about whether we have a link on a toolspage to a tool that might bring in some revenue, and whether some people consider this an affront to their aesthetics. But they need books. They need educational materials. They need freely licensed work they can modify, adapt, redistribute, copy freely, so they can learn what they need to know to have power in their own lives. Misplaced Pages is for them. Not for us. So, we need to be very very very careful about commercialism, and we need to be very very thoughtful about how we can use money to change the world, and that's why I do everything that I do. I hope that explanation is helpful." --Jimbo Wales in #wikipedia, October 23, 2005.

Accomplishments

  • I am the coiner of keletion, a term referring to a practice in which a page is blanked or deleted to remove unsalvagably atrocious text and rewritten because the subject is still a good candidate for an article. I hope it catches on.
  • Began Misplaced Pages:Merge lists to categories, a proposed project to merge otherwise redundant information.
    • As a test case, merged list from article Gay icon into the Gay Icons category--a project that required over 500 edits. Reactions to the test case will hopefully determine if the project moves forward, and if so, what we will do the same and what we will do differently. If you have an opinion, please post it at Misplaced Pages talk:Merge lists to categories
    • Project is on hold.

Rewritten/Expanded

Created

Edited With Great Relish

  • Darth Vader
  • Garfield—added "production and criticism" section to an otherwise over-congratulatory article.

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#wikipedia bash

BabaJobu: Vague, the only respectable way for a girl to rebel is to have lots of sex with lots of different people.
Philwelch: BabaJobu: And only if those people include myself.
Vague_Pant: Concur with Baba and Phil.
BabaJobu: Phil, actually the rule refers to me, not you.
Philwelch: BabaJobu: If she's fucking lots of different people she'll get to both of us eventually.
Vague_Pant: So will venereal disease.

Licensing

My multi-licensing terms are described below:

Multi-licensed with all Creative Commons Attribution Licenses
I agree to multi-license my text contributions, unless otherwise stated, under Misplaced Pages's copyright terms and the Creative Commons licenses by-sa v1.0, by v2.0, by-nd v2.0, by-nc v2.0, by-nc-nd v2.0, by-nc-sa v2.0, and by-sa v2.0. Please be aware that other contributors might not do the same, so if you want to use my contributions under alternate licensing, please check the CC dual-license and Multi-licensing guides.
Licensing rights granted to Wikimedia Foundation
I grant non-exclusive permission for the Wikimedia Foundation Inc. to relicense my text and media contributions, including any images, audio clips, or video clips, under any copyleft license that it chooses, provided it maintains the free and open spirit of the GFDL. This permission acknowledges that future licensing needs of the Wikimedia projects may need adapting in unforeseen fashions to facilitate other uses, formats, and locations. It is given for as long as this banner remains.
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