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| Sorry about the blank page. Somebody with no self-control decided to vandalize it. I'll work on this page when I have an opportunity to do so. | |||
| =='''Hi there folks! '''== | |||
| In the meantime... '''Hello!''' | |||
| Welcome to my user page. My name is '''B.Wind'''. In case you're curious about the secret meaning behind my name--and YES, you're right, there really IS a secret meaning--well, it's a secret no more. | |||
| ...and would an admin please check the vandalism and the user who decided to pee electronically on this page? Many thanks. ] 01:49, 2 December 2005 (UTC) | |||
| The "B" in my name stands for "Break" and therefore my full name is "Break Wind," which is a slang expression for ]--that is, farting. "Breaking Wind" is used as a gentle ] in the ] and probably also the ] and I think even ], but please correct me if I'm wrong (not on this page, use my discussion page instead). | |||
| PS: Discussions about anything I edited should be directed to my talk page. Many thanks for your understanding. | |||
| Anyway, folks, I do enjoy breaking wind! It's one of the many small pleasures that make ] worth living. It's hardly a sexual ] of mine, so get your ] out of the ]. I just enjoy releasing the mildly unpleasant built-up tension (ADMIT IT, you like it too), and the smooth release makes the tension itself all worthwhile. It's like a ] breathing exercise--basically, when you break wind, your body exhales through your butt. And, of course, the comical noise can't be beat! Farting is funny in SO many ] I'm tempted to call farting (along with ] and ]) a universal ]. | |||
| So anyway, folks, feel free to click on "DISCUSSION" on top of the screen and discussing all things ] or ] related with me! Don't forget to sign your name using four tildas ~ connected together. Perhaps typing will be good ] for you, so...don't forget to breathe, and definitely don't forget to fart!!! | |||
Revision as of 01:49, 2 December 2005
Sorry about the blank page. Somebody with no self-control decided to vandalize it. I'll work on this page when I have an opportunity to do so.
In the meantime... Hello!
...and would an admin please check the vandalism and the user who decided to pee electronically on this page? Many thanks. B.Wind 01:49, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
PS: Discussions about anything I edited should be directed to my talk page. Many thanks for your understanding.