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===General facts===
Did you know that.....
* Bonkers' name is Bonkers? * Bonkers' name is Bonkers?
* He's a clown? * He's a clown?
* Bonkers' favourite food is peanut butter-flavoured ]? * Bonkers' favourite food is peanut butter-flavoured ]?
* He's a distant relative of ]? * He's a distant relative of ]?

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For the British song not written by Bonkers The Clown, see Bonkers (song). For the childish television series that Bonkers did not appear in, see Bonkers (TV series).
Bonkers (The Clown)
Bonkers pondering on the aspects of suicide due to the constant verbal abuse by snottish three-year-old babies while slogging at his workplace, a circus (undated, plausibly daily!)
BornBonkers (According to official birth certificate; Disputed)
Bonkers (the Clown) (According to my dad)
Bonkers (The Clown) (According to my mum)
Pyongyang, Naughty Korea
NationalitySingaporean
Other namesBTC
Bonkers
Occupation(s)Clown
Wikipedian
Spouse(s)
999999921This user currently has
999999921 spouses.
Awards
See also: Bonkers' SHINY STUFF (a.k.a Vanity)

Your Introduction to Bonkers: A Short and Fictional Origins Biography with No Relation to Actual People or Dogs in Real Life, Completely Written in a Third Person Perspective

“ But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bonkers The Clown. ”

Bonkers (The Clown, also the Clown; Aliases: BTC, simply Bonkers, BONKERS, Bonkerz; simplified Chinese: Error: {{Lang}}: text has italic markup (help)) is a clown named Bonkers (The Clown). Born to a clown and a clown, in 조선민주주의인민공화국, the capital of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, a.k.a Naughty Korea, Bonkers fled to the other half of Korea, codenamed Nice Korea, on a five-dollar rubber boat, purchased from local Naughty Korean Lottemart stores, when he was just around 6.4 years old, and was fortunately successful! After two hours and fifty two minutes in Nice Korea, Bonkers was finally granted official asylum in it. Bonkers adapted to the peaceful life in Nice Korea, glad that he was free of the clutches of the Naughty Elites and their master, Kim Jong Ill. However, things took a turn when Gangnam Style was born. Bonkers could not swallow the idea of fat Kim Jong Un lookalikes dancing and galloping like a boss (or a hoss), and decided to find further peace, in Singapore, where the only noise was Lee Kuan (Loves) You mumbling about fertility rates (that was better than Opa Gangnam). Contented, Bonkers bought a one room flat in Orchard (also known as a public toilet cubicle) for just five hundred dollars, but he was not yet 100% happy with just free water and soap and toilet bowl. Thus, Bonkers got himself a laptop, which he cleverly swapped with his "home". Then he traded the laptop for a flower, and the flower for a chicken, and the chicken for a donkey, and the donkey for an elephant, and the elephant for a Godzilla-species dinosaur, and that for a house. This time, the house was a six room landed property in the Istana; Tony Tan liked dinosaurs, in turned out. And that's the end. Bonkers lived happily ever after. And in his free time, he performs at circuses, sells popcorn, sleeps, breathes, survives, and last but not least, creates crappy Misplaced Pages (and Uncyclopedia) articles like THIS.

User:Bonkers The Clown
12186778
Died
∞This user is an ageless immortal.
(So he can't die, ya fools!)
Nationality
This user is from Singapore.
Other namesBonkers The Clown
BTC
Bonkers

Misplaced Pages

Penning fictional and nonsensical and stupid biographies aside, Bonkers (The Clown) also enjoys writing for Misplaced Pages. He spends approximately three hours a day in his basement staring at the tiny screen of his laptop. On Misplaced Pages, Bonkers is formally known as User:Bonkers The Clown, though in some instances, other users simply address him as BTC or Bonkers The Clown or Bonkers. As of date, User:Bonkers The Clown has created over 90 substantial pages and made more than 1000 edits.

Trivia

(Hey! You can actually already find most of these info above!)

General facts

  • Bonkers' name is Bonkers?
  • He's a clown?
  • Bonkers' favourite food is peanut butter-flavoured peanut butter?
  • He's a distant relative of Bozo the Clown?

Top ten favourite movies

  1. Avatar
  2. Slumdog Millionaire
  3. Forrest Gump
  4. Goldfinger
  5. Gattaca
  6. Repo Men
  7. The Forbidden Kingdom
  8. Inception
  9. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
  10. Surrogates

Top ten favourite people

  1. MICHAEL JACKSONNNNN
  2. Barack "Magic Nigga" Obama
  3. Tiger Woods
  4. Stan Lee
  5. Warren Buffett
  6. Carlos Slim
  7. Jimbo Wales
  8. Bonkers The Clown
  9. John Travolta
  10. David Copperfield

Mentions in print and the web

They might not realise it, but they unavoidably mention my name everyday! You will find thousands of results just by typing in "Bonkers the Clown" into the search bar of Google News!

See also

This user is the subject of a Misplaced Pages article.



References and notes

  1. According to his official biography on Misplaced Pages, which can be actually retrieved HERE, in which Bonkers The Clown stated that his parents were clowns by profession.
  2. "Pages Created By Bonkers The Clown". Wikimedia Toolserver. Retrieved September 7, 2012.
  3. "Bonkers The Clown - X!'s Edit Counter". Wikimedia Toolserver. Retrieved September 7, 2012.
  4. "bonkers the clown". Google News. Retrieved October 7, 2012.
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