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Corbin Simpson is a network administrator from Eugene, Oregon who is tired of seeing the high-schoolers in the computer labs vandalize Misplaced Pages. In his spare time, he plays jazz piano and disturbing amounts of StarCraft. He also drinks inhumane amounts of Mountain Dew, his current record being 24 cans (roughly 8.5 liters) in under 4 hours.
Corbin endorses WP:8W. Corbin is also well aware of the awkwardness of the third person perspective, as well as the ironic lack of formatting on his user page, given that his daytime job is web design.
Corbin still believes that his old signature holds the current record for longest wikicode signature. Take a look - Corbin∫1ɱpsɔ♫
Sadly, this signature is retired now.
Courtesy of Mathbot: Edit summary usage for CorbinSimpson: 100% for major edits and 99% for minor edits. Based on the last 150 major and 150 minor edits in the article namespace. ~ As of 5/15
If for some strange reason you want to actually try tracking down Corbin in person, a good place to start is the lovely town of Eugene, Oregon, at Sheldon High School.
Articles Corbin Has Worked With
These are articles that I have put decent amounts of work into, or articles that I started. Let me know if any of them need additional work or have glaring errors. Thanks!
Corbin has also created many, many, many pages on kana, and regularly hallucinates small chibis dancing around his head chanting Azumanga Daioh quotes.
Wikipedians That Either Corbin Knows or That Link Here
The above blue link is my first RfA. It is still ongoing; however, I expect to fail.
Praise for Corbin
Truly a strange phenomenon, that there are editors who think Corbin does a good job. Oh well. Grm wnr is the one to thank for this box below.
Barnometer™
n00b
involved
been around
veteran
seen it all
older than the Cabal itself
Bishonen says I'm an "encourager." Thanks for the praise!
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