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Hoping to see a new side to Homer, Marge convinces him to buy a refined collection of carpentry books. To Marge's dismay, the books only gather dust until she accidentally breaks a nightstand—and uses the books to fix it herself. Soon Marge is hammering together everything from birdfeeders to doghouses and it isn't long before she decides to transform her new skills into a full-fledged business. Unfortunately, the residents of Springfield don't trust a handywoman to make repairs, so Marge hires Homer to pose as a "front" while she handles the real work. | Hoping to see a new side to Homer, Marge convinces him to buy a refined collection of carpentry books. To Marge's dismay, the books only gather dust until she accidentally breaks a nightstand—and uses the books to fix it herself. Soon Marge is hammering together everything from birdfeeders to doghouses and it isn't long before she decides to transform her new skills into a full-fledged business. Unfortunately, the residents of Springfield don't trust a handywoman to make repairs, so Marge hires Homer to pose as a "front" while she handles the real work. | ||
Meanwhile, Bart finds out that peanuts are no longer allowed at Springfield Elementary because someone suffers from an allergy. But this loss becomes his treasure when he finds out that the allergy belongs to his nemesis, the one and only Principal Skinner. | Meanwhile, Bart finds out that peanuts are no longer allowed at Springfield Elementary because someone suffers from an allergy. But this loss becomes his treasure when he finds out that the allergy belongs to his nemesis, the one and only Principal Skinner. Bart forces Skinner to do things such as admit he has cooties over the intercom, writing "A baby beat me up" on the blackboard in the style of the old chalkboard gags, and making a fool of himself in front of Comic Book Guy, all while holding a peanut tied to a stick. When CBG mentions Superman's weakness, Kryptonite, Skinner gets an idea, thinking even Bart has a Kryptonite-esque weakness. Infiltrating Dr. Hibbert's files at night, he finds out Bart's secret allergy, though we don't see what it is. Finally, when Bart threatens him once again, Skinner reveals Bart's weakness: SHRIMP! He has it tied on a stick just like Bart's peanut. What follows is a duel between Bart and Skinner, in the style of the Jedi fights from Star Wars. It even has the same music! Eventually though, the school bus they are fighting on goes into Little Bangok, and they fall into a tub of "Peanut Shrimp", which affects both of them. | ||
Before long, both Bart and Homer are in over their heads and it's up to Marge to nail things back together. | |||
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Episode of the 18th season of The Simpsons"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em" | |
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The Simpsons episode | |
Episode no. | Season 18 |
Directed by | Mike B. Anderson |
Written by | Matt Warburton |
Original air dates | September 24, 2006 |
Episode features | |
Couch gag | We see a vending machine with the family and several other characters inside of it instead of candy. Ralph walks up and orders Homer, bites off his head and walks away. |
Episode chronology | |
The Simpsons season 18 | |
List of episodes |
Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em... is an episode from the eighteenth season of The Simpsons. It is scheduled to air on September 24, 2006.
Synopsis
Hoping to see a new side to Homer, Marge convinces him to buy a refined collection of carpentry books. To Marge's dismay, the books only gather dust until she accidentally breaks a nightstand—and uses the books to fix it herself. Soon Marge is hammering together everything from birdfeeders to doghouses and it isn't long before she decides to transform her new skills into a full-fledged business. Unfortunately, the residents of Springfield don't trust a handywoman to make repairs, so Marge hires Homer to pose as a "front" while she handles the real work.
Meanwhile, Bart finds out that peanuts are no longer allowed at Springfield Elementary because someone suffers from an allergy. But this loss becomes his treasure when he finds out that the allergy belongs to his nemesis, the one and only Principal Skinner. Bart forces Skinner to do things such as admit he has cooties over the intercom, writing "A baby beat me up" on the blackboard in the style of the old chalkboard gags, and making a fool of himself in front of Comic Book Guy, all while holding a peanut tied to a stick. When CBG mentions Superman's weakness, Kryptonite, Skinner gets an idea, thinking even Bart has a Kryptonite-esque weakness. Infiltrating Dr. Hibbert's files at night, he finds out Bart's secret allergy, though we don't see what it is. Finally, when Bart threatens him once again, Skinner reveals Bart's weakness: SHRIMP! He has it tied on a stick just like Bart's peanut. What follows is a duel between Bart and Skinner, in the style of the Jedi fights from Star Wars. It even has the same music! Eventually though, the school bus they are fighting on goes into Little Bangok, and they fall into a tub of "Peanut Shrimp", which affects both of them.
Fox press release on the episode
Trivia
Cultural References
- The title of the episode is a spoof of MC Hammer's 1990 album Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.
- The song played while Bart is tormenting Skinner is "Beat on the Brat" by the Ramones.
- Lenny and Carl sing "We Will Rock You" by Queen.
- Bart and Skinners stick fight, as well as the music, is a parody of the lightsabre fights in the three Star Wars prequels. There are elements of Count Dooku and Yoda's fight at the end of Attack of the Clones and Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalkers fight at the end of Revenge of the Sith. The music is from the soundtrack of The Phantom Menace.
Quotes
- Homer: (while eating a giant tube of antique gummy worms): This doesn't taste like I thought it would...
- Marge: (after fixing her nightstand): What's the feeling I'm getting...of accomplishment!
- Marge: Homer! Your butt just gave me an idea!
Homer: Yep, it will do that. - Homer: Marge, could you rub my butt? I sat on it a bit too much.
- Principal Skinner: Keep that thing away! even one molecule makes my throat close up like a museum at 4:45.
- Principal Skinner: (While Bart is stuffing cats and firecrackers down his pants) This is not going to end well
- Principal Skinner: Simspon, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long!
Broadcasting Information
- 1st Airdate: Sunday, September 24, 2006
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