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| '''Cabrini College''' is a ] college founded in ] in the ] community of ], ], part of ]. | '''Cabrini College''' is a ] college founded in ] in the ] community of ], ], part of ]. | ||
| The institution is named for ]. The school has a ] core and it also offers several ] in ]. It is located on a 112 acre (453,000 m²) parcel in the Main Line suburb of Radnor Township. A little known fact about Cabrini College is that many students who reside in the new Rooyman Hall have made popular the word "Beast" and enjoy the QB skills of one ]. Most notable of these residents is Mr. Robert J. Dietrich, Esq. | |||
| Most Cabrini students live by the ] "Chip is Gay." This governs all daily activities at the college, and students who do not accept this as fact are executed by ]. | |||
| Students do extraordinary things at Cabrini College, a residential Catholic college serving 2,300 men and women in undergraduate and graduate liberal arts and professional studies programs. Cabrini’s serene 110-acre campus is just 30 minutes from Philadelphia. Nationally, the college was among the first in higher education to implement community service into its curriculum, and was the first in Pennsylvania to require community service of all undergraduates. The College's mission is to provide an "education of the heart," integrating intellectual competency with moral and social responsibility. Cabrini College was founded in 1957 by the Missionary Sisters of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Visit the College’s Website at www.cabrini.edu. | |||
| Cabrini is internationally renowned for its Athletic programs. The Cabrini ] team won the ] in ], ], and ]. The ] team has won 5 ]. Other successful athletic programs include ], ], and trashcan racing. The head coach/moderator of all of these programs is ], the author of "]." | |||
| Cabrini was the site of the filming of the movies ] and ]. | |||
| Notable alumni include ], ], ], and ]. | |||
| The student body consists of 49,387 ] and 15 Graduate Students. The school has campuses in ]; Mile Run, PA; ], and ]. | |||
| All students are required to take 4 years of ], ], and ]. All other courses are electives. | |||
| On ], ], Cabrini will host its 82nd-Annual ] Contest. The winner receives a cruise to ]. The defending champion is ]. | |||
| Other facts about Cabrini College: | |||
| * ] is at Cabrini College. | |||
| * The school ] is the ]. | |||
| * ] and ] were invented here in 2009. | |||
| * ] doesn't care about ], except for ones at Cabrini College. | |||
| * The 3028 ] will be held at Cabrini College. | |||
| * The ] at Cabrini College is 11. | |||
| * The ] train at Cabrini College. | |||
| * School Motto is "I can do it myself, asshole!!" This demonstrates the independence and ] of their students. | |||
| * The ] at Cabrini College is the ]. | |||
| * The school fight song is "Everyone Has Aids" from the ] soundtrack. | |||
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Cabrini College is a Catholic college founded in 1957 in the Pennsylvania Main Line community of Radnor, Pennsylvania, part of Radnor Township.
The institution is named for Saint Francesca Xavier Cabrini. The school has a liberal arts core and it also offers several graduate programs in education. It is located on a 112 acre (453,000 m²) parcel in the Main Line suburb of Radnor Township. A little known fact about Cabrini College is that many students who reside in the new Rooyman Hall have made popular the word "Beast" and enjoy the QB skills of one Kerry Collins. Most notable of these residents is Mr. Robert J. Dietrich, Esq.
Most Cabrini students live by the credo "Chip is Gay." This governs all daily activities at the college, and students who do not accept this as fact are executed by firing squad.
Cabrini is internationally renowned for its Athletic programs. The Cabrini Basketball team won the NCAA Tournament in 2000, 2001, and 2003. The Baseball team has won 5 College World Series. Other successful athletic programs include bobbing for apples, hang gliding, and trashcan racing. The head coach/moderator of all of these programs is Thomas Paine, the author of "Common Sense."
Cabrini was the site of the filming of the movies The Notebook and Jaws 2.
Notable alumni include Al Capone, Jim Eisenreich, Tony the Tiger, and Tubgirl.
The student body consists of 49,387 Undergraduates and 15 Graduate Students. The school has campuses in Hoboken, New Jersey; Mile Run, PA; Berlin, Germany, and Las Vegas, Nevada.
All students are required to take 4 years of caroling, black bear hunting, and giving the blowjobs. All other courses are electives.
On May 1, 2006, Cabrini will host its 82nd-Annual Cumshot Contest. The winner receives a cruise to Zanzibar. The defending champion is Macaulay Culkin.
Other facts about Cabrini College:
- Pearl Harbor is at Cabrini College.
- The school mascot is the Michael Jackson.
- Chapstick and Tylenol were invented here in 2009.
- Kanye West doesn't care about white people, except for ones at Cabrini College.
- The 3028 Olympics will be held at Cabrini College.
- The drinking age at Cabrini College is 11.
- The Florida Marlins train at Cabrini College.
- School Motto is "I can do it myself, asshole!!" This demonstrates the independence and self-sufficiency of their students.
- The currency at Cabrini College is the Kidney Stone.
- The school fight song is "Everyone Has Aids" from the Team America: World Police soundtrack.
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