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| "'''You have two cows'''" is the beginning phrase for a series of ] ] definitions. "You have two cows" jokes originated as a ] of typical introductory-level ] course material examples featuring a farmer in a moneyless society, using his cattle and produce to trade with his neighbors. The examples ran along the lines of ''"You have two cows; you want chickens; you set out to find another farmer who has chickens and wants a cow"''. They were meant to show the limitations of the ] system, leading to the eventual introduction of currency and ]. The "two cows" parodies, however, place the cow-owner in a fully fledged economic system where cows are used as a ] for all ], ], ] and economic ]. The intent is often to point out flaws and absurdities in those systems. | "'''You have two cows'''" is the beginning phrase for a series of ] ] definitions. "You have two cows" jokes originated as a ] of typical introductory-level ] course material examples featuring a farmer in a moneyless society, using his cattle and produce to trade with his neighbors. The examples ran along the lines of ''"You have two cows; you want chickens; you set out to find another farmer who has chickens and wants a cow"''. They were meant to show the limitations of the ] system, leading to the eventual introduction of currency and ]. The "two cows" parodies, however, place the cow-owner in a fully fledged economic system where cows are used as a ] for all ], ], ] and economic ]. The intent is often to point out flaws and absurdities in those systems. | ||
| ==Cows and economic systems== | |||
| The first "two cows" jokes were meant to compare opposing ]s such as ] and ], typically by describing how ] and ] would interfere with one's quiet enjoyment of one's cows. The jokes evolved into ] of various political, cultural, social and philosophical systems and theories. Eventually, virtually anything has come to be usable as "cow joke fodder." Newsworthy events involving actual cows (] outbreaks) have also been used as material. | |||
| ==The early days of the Internet== | ==The early days of the Internet== | ||
Revision as of 02:05, 8 December 2006
"You have two cows" is the beginning phrase for a series of political joke definitions. "You have two cows" jokes originated as a parody of typical introductory-level economics course material examples featuring a farmer in a moneyless society, using his cattle and produce to trade with his neighbors. The examples ran along the lines of "You have two cows; you want chickens; you set out to find another farmer who has chickens and wants a cow". They were meant to show the limitations of the barter system, leading to the eventual introduction of currency and money. The "two cows" parodies, however, place the cow-owner in a fully fledged economic system where cows are used as a metaphor for all currency, capital, means of production and economic property. The intent is often to point out flaws and absurdities in those systems.
The early days of the Internet
The definitions are examples of the first Internet jokes that circulated in the early days of the Internet. However, the initial variants of these jokes predated the widespread adoption of the Internet and were circulating in typewritten form even by the early 1960s. Being such a readily understood source of humor in many cultures, "two cows" jokes became a part of the international development of the World Wide Web. The jokes are still circulated today, and are translated and quoted on many websites, in dozens of versions, with newer "definitions" added every year. Tucows, the popular download site, is rumored to have taken its name from these jokes, rather than from The Ultimate Collection Of Windows (or Winsock) Software as implied by its logo, and thus alleged to be a backronym of the joke.
Cross-cultural humor
Because of their freedom and universality of topics, "two cows" jokes are sometimes considered a good example of "cross-cultural humor". They can be concise examples (not necessarily scientific) of how different cultures can express different visions of the same political concept, by paradox, hyperbole, or sarcasm. In practice, most such jokes reflect the views of outsiders to the systems being satirised. In the spirit of finding international common ground, some also see them as humorous manifestations of an underlying general scheme of political science that would compare legal or political concepts, such as the rights of ownership, across cultures around the world.
Other cows and humor
Cows themselves are a frequent subject matter of humor, involved in works such as cow ASCII art, cow tipping, and The Far Side. Some have conjectured that the word cow may be an inherently funny word, as invoked in the term "holy cow" and the compound dvigu.
External links
- TheCapitol.Net You Have Two Cows... at YouHaveTwoCows.com
- Two Cows - another list
- You have two cows on Uncyclopedia