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| '''Cyde Weys''', or simply '''''Cyde''''', is a pseudonym of '''Benjamin McIlwain'''. Cyde is a ] ] ] ], best known for being the responsible of , along his ] ] ] and ]. | |||
| {{User:Cyde/Explore}} | |||
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| ==Origins== | |||
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| Cyde did not had it easy as a ]. He was rejected by all the ] because of his ], although he did find redemption in ], ], and, of course, ]. When he was 16, ] he tried getting infected with ] ], but his ] was so damn huge not even ] wanted anything to do with it. | |||
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| {{User:Cyde/About me}} | |||
| No one ] him. Not even ], because ]. | |||
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| |{{User:Cyde/public key}} | |||
| What was Cyde supposed to do? | |||
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| ==Enter Misplaced Pages== | |||
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| It was then that Cyde, upon one ] night after a ], discovered the ]. | |||
| ], this was the first step towards ]. | |||
| Cyde ] towards adminship by ] ] and the rest of ], that granted him ] ]. Since it's ] that the requisites for being a ] are being ], a ] (see ] and ]), and/or ] (see ]), it was obvious that his lonely childhood had left him ]. By becoming an admin at the greatest page ], as ]s have determined, Cyde obtained ] ammounts of ] and ] over every single other user in not only Misplaced Pages, but ] itself. Such is the fate of a ] admin -- one who forgets that being on a special ] does not erase fucktardery. | |||
| In ] so much ] this adminship means to him, that it seems to be the ''only'' trait worth of recognition according to his user page, which goes like this: | |||
| "''I am an '''administrator''' on Misplaced Pages. I'm mostly interested in anything having to do with ], including but not limited to, ], ], ], ], ], and ]. I'm also interested in ], mostly because of the ] influence on ] it's been having lately. I am an unabashed ].''" | |||
| Needless to say, ] soon followed. | |||
| ==The Great Userbox Drama== | |||
| ] ever again]] | |||
| Since Cyde never ], he lashes out on the entire Misplaced Pages community. Nobody in Misplaced Pages is supposed to laugh, according to ], ], ], ], and ], ] Jimbo Wales (the equivalent of a ] ] on a ]'s ]) ] wrote himself -- although probably Cyde ]ed him into it, since Jimmy appears on every single picture ever seen of him ]. | |||
| So it was just a matter of time until Cyde, between blocking ] ] and ] so they couldn't complain about it, noticed something. | |||
| Something terrible. | |||
| Something '']''. | |||
| ]. | |||
| This tiny little colored fellas gave ] and ] to everybody in the green, ]fied Wikipedian fields. | |||
| Of course, something ''had'' to be done, because in Cyde's mind, nobody is ever to have a ] ] ]. Because for him it was ] that queer old good times have ]. | |||
| "]. There should be ]", thought Cyde. And indeed he did something. Something that ]. | |||
| ===What he did=== | |||
| Instead of calmly doing ] like most Misplaced Pages admins try to, coming off as civilized and smart, Cyde went ] ] ] ] one mythical May the 13th, when he and his ] ] nominated , despite the fact that in ] userpages. | |||
| This ] continued, much to the amazement of everybody, and by May the 14th, Cyde and his buddy had already nominated , based on these main three claims: | |||
| * "'']'' template, does not belong in template space. Opinions like "Oh but it's ]" are ], as humor is ], but our ] are not." - Cyde Weys. | |||
| * ''Uncyclopededic'' template, simply ], no point in ]. Get this ] out of template space. - Cyde Weys. | |||
| * "Stupid and lacking in humor. Pointless to have around." - ]. | |||
| Mind you, some of them were nominated by Conrad and "speedy deleted" by Cyde in less than what it takes you to say ]. Not to mention '''many''' userboxes were nominated without a deletion warning, thus preventing wikipedia users from ]. | |||
| However, the truth WAS made public, and a ] filled Misplaced Pages's userpages, where userboxes' warnings of deletion were screwing up the ]. Soon afterwards ''thousands'' of "'''KEEP''' n ] syde] ]" comments appeared on the deletion voting logs. Since most of Misplaced Pages users are not ], with the exception of ], most userboxes ''did'' survive Cyde's vendetta, thanks in large to an admin known as ] ], who tried to ]. A few ones, however, fell victim to "speedy deletion" (i.e. nominate for deletion at April 1 8:00 pm, delete at April 1 ''7:59'' pm) by Cyde's ]. | |||
| Thanks in large to the unity of ]some Wikipedians, the userbox fad stayed. Of course, Cyde kept on ] so eventually userboxes stopped being templates, or something, but that's ]. | |||
| ===The aftermath=== | |||
| From the Great Userbox Drama comes the (by now) ancient wikipedian song of the Bonfire Userbox: | |||
| ] | |||
| :Remember, remember, the thirteenth of May, | |||
| :the deletion of lulz and the box | |||
| :I know of no reason why the lolercaust of the box | |||
| :should ever be forgot. | |||
| :Cyde Weys, Cyde Weys, | |||
| :t'was his intent | |||
| :To speedy delete up the lulz and the lol | |||
| :A suckpuppet and a ] below, | |||
| :poor old Misplaced Pages's lulz to overthrow! | |||
| :By ] providence he was stopp'd, | |||
| :With a ] ] and a ] ]. | |||
| :Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let him be a ]. | |||
| :Holloa boys, Holloa boys, ] save the ]! | |||
| :Hip hip Hoorah! | |||
| :Hip hip Hoorah! | |||
| ] Misplaced Pages users celebrate the 13th of May by ] of Cyde Weys with a stash of ]. | |||
| ==Other Drama-Generating Techniques== | |||
| Cyde's attempt at "serious lulz" (the "serious" here being ]) is something called ], but quite frankly, ]. Additionally, Cyde has written various ], such as reply he gives to anybody who doesn't agree with him. | |||
| ==Userbox Generator== | |||
| Why would cyde, the one who deletes all the userboxes, have a userbox generator? It is at . And his userboxes page is the page with the most userboxes on THE WHOLE WIKIPEDIA according to Interiot's list. | |||
| His USERBOX page is here http://en.wikipedia.org/User:Cyde/testboxen. | |||
| Why the hell would CYDE the hater of userboxes have a USERBOX GENERATOR? It really gets you wondering who cyde really is.... | |||
| ==]== | |||
| Some argue that Cyde Weys is nothing more than Tony Sidaway's ]. This ] theory is based on the fact that Cyde's full name is pronounced exactly like Tony's last name. Also because they work in teams of injustice - Cyde bans a ] and Tony deletes the poor bitch's talk page, contribs, and existence from the universe. ], there's even a , further increasing the ] range. | |||
| Also, hanging around with Tony Sidaway is already controversial, because ], ] ]. | |||
| ==See also== | |||
| *] (his ]) | |||
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| ==External links== | |||
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Revision as of 09:10, 2 January 2007
 | Contact this user at cydeweys@gmail.com , vze23tnc@verizon.net , the.Cyde@verizon.net , or y2003k@hotmail.com to tell him how grotesquely obese he is. |
Cyde Weys, or simply Cyde, is a pseudonym of Benjamin McIlwain. Cyde is a fat Misplaced Pages undergraduate admin, best known for being the responsible of the Great Anti Userbox Rampageof May 2006, along his psuedo-intellectual friends Tony Sidaway and Conrad Devonshire.
Origins
Cyde did not had it easy as a little boy. He was rejected by all the girls because of his physical impediment, although he did find redemption in macrobiotic food, top notch entertainment, and, of course, meditation. When he was 16, some argue he tried getting infected with teh ghey, but his ass was so damn huge not even gay boys wanted anything to do with it.
No one loved him. Not even God, because god hates fats.
What was Cyde supposed to do?
Enter Misplaced Pages
It was then that Cyde, upon one busy night after a frat party, discovered the wonderful world of Misplaced Pages.
Allegedly, this was the first step towards the end of the lulz.
Cyde worked his way up towards adminship by befriending Jimbo Wales and the rest of fucktards, that granted him mythical banhammer. Since it's common knowledge that the requisites for being a Misplaced Pages admin are being fugly, a transexual (see Tony Sidaway and Kelly Martin), and/or batshit insane (see MONGO), it was obvious that his lonely childhood had left him scarred for life. By becoming an admin at the greatest page eva, as e-psychiatrists have determined, Cyde obtained biblical ammounts of unwarranted self importance and divine rights over every single other user in not only Misplaced Pages, but the Internets itself. Such is the fate of a Wikipedophile admin -- one who forgets that being on a special elite does not erase fucktardery.
In fact so much power this adminship means to him, that it seems to be the only trait worth of recognition according to his user page, which goes like this:
"I am an administrator on Misplaced Pages. I'm mostly interested in anything having to do with science, including but not limited to, evolution, encryption, astronomy, science fiction, SETI, and computer programming. I'm also interested in politics, mostly because of the negative influence on science it's been having lately. I am an unabashed naturalist."
Needless to say, drama soon followed.
The Great Userbox Drama
Since Cyde never knew what was it like to be happy, he lashes out on the entire Misplaced Pages community. Nobody in Misplaced Pages is supposed to laugh, according to WP:DNLAED, WP:ITA, WP:DICK, WP:LMAO, and WP:CNSPIRCY, official policies Jimbo Wales (the equivalent of a fuckable God on a Wikipedophile's mind) allegedly wrote himself -- although probably Cyde blackmailed him into it, since Jimmy appears on every single picture ever seen of him laughing like it's lulzcon.
So it was just a matter of time until Cyde, between blocking ppl in the ass and deleting their talk pages so they couldn't complain about it, noticed something.
Something terrible.
Something funny.
This tiny little colored fellas gave joy and fun to everybody in the green, bunnyfied Wikipedian fields.
Of course, something had to be done, because in Cyde's mind, nobody is ever to have a queer old good time. Because for him it was obvious that queer old good times have tragic consequences.
"The Internet Is Serious Business. There should be no lol ever again", thought Cyde. And indeed he did something. Something that would change Misplaced Pages forever.
What he did
Instead of calmly doing shit like most Misplaced Pages admins try to, coming off as civilized and smart, Cyde went OMFG LIEK TOTALLY BATSHIT one mythical May the 13th, when he and his special friend Conrad Devonshire nominated every motherfucking single userbox they didn't like for deletion, despite the fact that some of them were being used in at least 100 userpages.
This drama bomb continued, much to the amazement of everybody, and by May the 14th, Cyde and his buddy had already nominated a grand fucking total of 88 userboxes to deletion, based on these main three claims:
- "Unencyclopedic template, does not belong in template space. Opinions like "Oh but it's funny" are irrelevant, as humor is relative, but our encyclopedic goals are not." - Cyde Weys.
- Uncyclopededic template, simply not funny, no point in having around. Get this junk out of template space. - Cyde Weys.
- "Stupid and lacking in humor. Pointless to have around." - Conrad Devonshire.
Mind you, some of them were nominated by Conrad and "speedy deleted" by Cyde in less than what it takes you to say MILF. Not to mention many userboxes were nominated without a deletion warning, thus preventing wikipedia users from knowing the truth.
However, the truth WAS made public, and a wave of outrage filled Misplaced Pages's userpages, where userboxes' warnings of deletion were screwing up the designs. Soon afterwards thousands of "KEEP n stfu syde(sic) kplzthx" comments appeared on the deletion voting logs. Since most of Misplaced Pages users are not assholes, with the exception of a select few, most userboxes did survive Cyde's vendetta, thanks in large to an admin known as Mailer Diablo, who tried to end the madness. A few ones, however, fell victim to "speedy deletion" (i.e. nominate for deletion at April 1 8:00 pm, delete at April 1 7:59 pm) by Cyde's adminship.
Thanks in large to the unity of lolsome Wikipedians, the userbox fad stayed. Of course, Cyde kept on bitching so eventually userboxes stopped being templates, or something, but that's another story.
The aftermath
From the Great Userbox Drama comes the (by now) ancient wikipedian song of the Bonfire Userbox:
- Remember, remember, the thirteenth of May,
- the deletion of lulz and the box
- I know of no reason why the lolercaust of the box
- should ever be forgot.
- Cyde Weys, Cyde Weys,
- t'was his intent
- To speedy delete up the lulz and the lol
- A suckpuppet and a tranny below,
- poor old Misplaced Pages's lulz to overthrow!
- By God's providence he was stopp'd,
- With a dark carrot and a banhammer in the belows.
- Hip hip Hoorah!
- Hip hip Hoorah!
British Misplaced Pages users celebrate the 13th of May by burning an effigy of Cyde Weys with a stash of faggots.
Other Drama-Generating Techniques
Cyde's attempt at "serious lulz" (the "serious" here being unfunny) is something called Rouge Clinic, but quite frankly, nobody gives a shit. Additionally, Cyde has written various essays, such as the Don't Be a Fucking Douchebag reply he gives to anybody who doesn't agree with him.
Userbox Generator
Why would cyde, the one who deletes all the userboxes, have a userbox generator? It is at his ugly website. And his userboxes page is the page with the most userboxes on THE WHOLE WIKIPEDIA according to Interiot's list.
His USERBOX page is here http://en.wikipedia.org/User:Cyde/testboxen.
Why the hell would CYDE the hater of userboxes have a USERBOX GENERATOR? It really gets you wondering who cyde really is....
Controversy
Some argue that Cyde Weys is nothing more than Tony Sidaway's sockpuppet. This conspiracy theory is based on the fact that Cyde's full name is pronounced exactly like Tony's last name. Also because they work in teams of injustice - Cyde bans a poor bitch and Tony deletes the poor bitch's talk page, contribs, and existence from the universe. Shit, there's even a Cydebot, further increasing the drama bomb range.
Also, hanging around with Tony Sidaway is already controversial, because srsly, wtf mate.