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'''Kevin Earl Federline''' (born ] ]), is an ] back-up stage ], ], ], and ]. '''Kevin Earl Federline''' (born ] ]), is an ] gold digging ], ], ], and ].


==Career== ==Career==
===Back-up stage dancer=== ===Gold Digger===
Kevin Federline has been a backup stage dancer for a number of years for ], ], ], ], ] and other famous singers. Kevin Federline has been a gold diggier for countless years and has knocked up both Brik-nee and that other one.
⚫ ===Bad Rapper===

⚫ Federline's previous single, "]," was released on ], 2006. It sold 2 copies. He released his debut album, '']'', on October 31, 2006 to poor reviews because it sucked so bad it inspired colombine and 9/11,<ref>metacritic.com, , accessed ] ]</ref> and lackluster sales.<ref>abcnews.com, , accessed ] ]</ref>
⚫ ===Rapper===
⚫ ===Hobo===
⚫ Federline's previous single, "]," was released on ], 2006. He released his debut album, '']'', on October 31, 2006 to poor reviews,<ref>metacritic.com, , accessed ] ]</ref> and lackluster sales.<ref>abcnews.com, , accessed ] ]</ref>
Before he knocked up Brik-nee, he lived in a cardboard box and sold socks and bootleg DVD's.
⚫ ===Model===
Federline has been signed to model for the Five Star Vintage line by the ]-based Blue Marlin clothing company. The initial series of ads ran in August 2006, and was subsequently extended for Holiday 2006.

⚫ ===Television appearances===
Federline co-starred with Spears on the 2005 ] show, '']'', which consisted of home videos shot by the couple. He also appeared in the 2004 movie, '']''. Federline subsequently guest-starred as a street hoodlum in ] of '']'' that aired on ], ] in the USA and Canada. He also guest starred on the new ] show '']'' along with the cast of '']'', which aired ], 2006.


⚫ ===Embarassing Television appearances===
He played a loser whiteboy in some crappy movie and played some asshole in a pig mask on CSI.
Federline was featured in a ] commercial during ] on ] ], as part of its "Life Comes at you Fast" ad series. In the commercial, Federline initially appeared in a music video rapping about living a high flying lifestyle. Then, reality sets in as Federline is shown now working in a fast food restaurant with his manager yelling at him, the punchline of the ad being "Life comes at you fast."<ref> ''Youtube.com'' </ref> Federline was featured in a ] commercial during ] on ] ], as part of its "Life Comes at you Fast" ad series. In the commercial, Federline initially appeared in a music video rapping about living a high flying lifestyle. Then, reality sets in as Federline is shown now working in a fast food restaurant with his manager yelling at him, the punchline of the ad being "Life comes at you fast."<ref> ''Youtube.com'' </ref>


===Professional wrestling=== ===Professional Retullin===
K-Fed appeared on wrestling twice where he was going to fight fellow rapping loser whiteboy, John Cena, the doctor of Reganomics. The first time, suffice to say he got his ass kicked. The second time, he ran away like a bitch while fatass Umaga fought John Sizzle.
Federline appeared on the ] ] and ] ] editions of '']'', in which he got into ] physical altercations with ] ]. The following week, he came to the ring to aid ] in his match against John Cena. After Cena got in Federline's face, Kevin slapped him extremely hard. He appeared again during the ] ] event '']'', hitting Cena with ] ] belt and helping Booker retain his title. The next night, ], he challenged Cena to a match at the ], which Cena accepted. He would go on to win this no-disqualification match, thanks to interference from Johnny Nitro and ]. Later in the night, after John Cena's main event match, Cena went after Kevin Federline and brought him into the ring and then delivered his FU Finishing move, and another one after the cameras stopped rolling.


According to the ], Federline was well received backstage. The newsletter stated that he was often coming up to wrestlers and other personnel backstage before and during shows he was involved in, asking for advice on how to improve his storyline, and was very receptive to ideas from the established wrestlers. Such conduct is viewed as a sign of respect on the part of people just starting out in the wrestling business, and many established wrestlers were genuinely impressed with Federline's willingness to do the best he could in the short time he had been with them up until that point, as well as his receptiveness to their ideas. The magazine also stated that those backstage who spoke with him said his overall demeanor was very pleasant, that he was often seen eating with the wrestlers and discussing ideas, making every effort to have the experience be a positive one for both himself and the company, and to not step on any toes or burn any bridges. Sources say he has been so well received, and worked so well with the company and personnel, that the WWE may give him a regular role on the company's show ] in the near future.<ref> ''Wrestlingexposed.com'' </ref> Other sources and wrestlers have spoken about Federline's generally good attitude backstage, as well.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.hobotrashcan.com/interviews/mickfoley4.php | title = One on One with Mick Foley | accessdate=2007-05-23 | date = March 2007}}</ref>


==Personal life== ==Personal life==
In his spare time, he likes to rhyme "fire" with "fire" and knock up celebrities and run away with their cash. He also likes to drive like an asshole in his hummer, play video games, and eat nasty shit at Taco Bell.
] from Spears.]]
Born in ], Federline is noted for his marriage to American ] ] Britney Spears. They married on ], ]. When Federline's relationship with Spears became widely known, the tabloid media gave him the moniker "K-Fed". Although loath to use the nickname publicly, Federline has used it in his music. He displayed his disdain for the media creation of the K-Fed name during an episode of ] where he said 'Come January 1st K-Fed is dead, Kevin Federline will be whooping Cena's ass', he also said that people don't know the ''real Kevin Federline'' and that K-Fed is a character created by the ] to make him look stupid.

Federline had previously dated ] ], with whom he has two children. Kevin and Shar's daughter, Kori Madison, was born on ] ], and their son, Kaleb Micheal, was born on ] ]. He has also fathered two children with Spears, Sean Preston (born on ] ]) and Jayden James (born on ] ]).
Federline courted Spears while ] was pregnant with his child. This prompted Shar Jackson to comment that, "it wasn't like just breaking up a relationship. It was like breaking up a family."<ref> ''AOL.com'' </ref>

On ] ], Spears filed for a divorce,<ref> ''CNN.com''</ref> citing irreconcilable differences. Federline was in ] at the time promoting his new album for the ] music station ], and it has been widely speculated that he received the news via text message during an interview with ]. The moment that Kevin received this supposed text message was caught on camera.<ref>''MuchNews on MuchMusic''</ref> The Associated Press reported that a day after Spears filed divorce papers, Kevin Federline counter-filed court papers seeking spousal support and sole custody of the couple’s two children.<ref> ''WFRV.com'' </ref>

The couple's 60-page ], prepared by ] ] ], apparently entitles Federline to $300,000 per year for half the number of years the couple was married. Under that formula, Federline will be entitled to $300,000 from Spears, since they were married two years. Federline will also receive 50% of the proceeds from the sale of their ] home, and will be allowed to keep any gift received from Spears under $10,000 in value.

On ] ] ] reported that Federline is setting up a home for himself and his sons in the ]. The home reportedly includes rooms for his two children from the marriage to Spears, Sean and Jayden. There is no mention in the article of rooms for his other two children.<ref> ''TMZ.com'' </ref> However Star magazine reports it is a 6,300 square-foot, five-bedroom home.<ref> ''TeamKevin.com'' </ref>

Kevin maintains a friendly relationship with Shar Jackson, the mother of his first two children Kori Madison and Kaleb Michael. On January 12, 2007, Shar reported, "He's a great dad and if you said his name right now, Kori would go crazy. That's the love of her life." Asked about their daughter's special bond with her father, Jackson answered: "He was there for her every minute of her life until, you know, we weren't together anymore. He did everything for her so I guess that's why." As for Jackson's relationship with Federline, she says: "It's not really hard (to be good parents) because we were friends even before we were romantic and we were friends through being romantic and there was no reason to change that."<ref> ''People.com'' </ref>


==Satire== ==Satire==

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Kevin Federline
Musical artist

Kevin Earl Federline (born March 21 1978), is an American gold digging asshole, whiteboy, douche bag, and hobo.

Career

Gold Digger

Kevin Federline has been a gold diggier for countless years and has knocked up both Brik-nee and that other one.

Bad Rapper

Federline's previous single, "PopoZão," was released on New Year's Day, 2006. It sold 2 copies. He released his debut album, Playing with Fire, on October 31, 2006 to poor reviews because it sucked so bad it inspired colombine and 9/11, and lackluster sales.

Hobo

Before he knocked up Brik-nee, he lived in a cardboard box and sold socks and bootleg DVD's.

Embarassing Television appearances

He played a loser whiteboy in some crappy movie and played some asshole in a pig mask on CSI. Federline was featured in a Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company commercial during Super Bowl XLI on February 4 2007, as part of its "Life Comes at you Fast" ad series. In the commercial, Federline initially appeared in a music video rapping about living a high flying lifestyle. Then, reality sets in as Federline is shown now working in a fast food restaurant with his manager yelling at him, the punchline of the ad being "Life comes at you fast."

Professional Retullin

K-Fed appeared on wrestling twice where he was going to fight fellow rapping loser whiteboy, John Cena, the doctor of Reganomics. The first time, suffice to say he got his ass kicked. The second time, he ran away like a bitch while fatass Umaga fought John Sizzle.


Personal life

In his spare time, he likes to rhyme "fire" with "fire" and knock up celebrities and run away with their cash. He also likes to drive like an asshole in his hummer, play video games, and eat nasty shit at Taco Bell.

Satire

Federline's stage name of K-Fed and status as the ex-partner of Britney Spears was ridiculed by some media commentators, who labelled him "Fed-ex"

Discography

Singles

Album


References

  1. metacritic.com, Playing with Fire entry, accessed February 12 2007
  2. abcnews.com, Kevin Federline Says He's Doing 'Great', accessed February 12 2007
  3. Nationwide Commercial - RollinVIP Youtube.com

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