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I am '''Jamie''' (a nickname for '''James'''). I am '''Swindley''' (a nickname for '''James''').
==Thanks in advance!== ==Thanks in advance!==
To all of the nice folks who are kind enough to quickly revert vandalism to my userpage. Hopefully, I'll be able to repay your kindness someday. To all of the nice folks who are kind enough to quickly revert vandalism to my userpage. Hopefully, I'll be able to repay your kindness someday.
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My English, ], and ] accounts are my '''only''' active Wikimedia accounts. One or more teenagers from Texas have been creating Ohnoitsjamie pages on other language Wikis and (attempting) to cut-and-paste my English user page. Feel free to indef block them without further question. See ] and ] for more info. My English, ], and ] accounts are my '''only''' active Wikimedia accounts. One or more teenagers from Texas have been creating Ohnoitsjamie pages on other language Wikis and (attempting) to cut-and-paste my English user page. Feel free to indef block them without further question. See ] and ] for more info.
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== Background ==
<p>'''James William Swindley''', born 12 March 1982 in Swindon to Welsh parents. Once a quiet individual he rapidly changed, in 2006, to a very ‘loud and proud’ person. Through this he was offered a contract to appear in a number of feature length productions. Notable appearances include The Erotic Postbox Adventures (2006).</p>]]

At the start of 2007 he started filming ‘Swindley in the City’ but notably walked out the shoot. Months after, filming began again, the star ‘hobbled’ out of filming after injuring his foot after taking two sleepers a time instead of one on the abandoned railway track. In a statement after he said: <blockquote>
'''''‘It was that stupid Atticus kid’'''''
</blockquote> Later 2007 he caused controversy when he expressed racist, sexist and homophobic views; because of this his contract was terminated with the film makers thus no more ‘Swindley Productions’ have been made with Swindley Productions going into liquidation, although a new company was formed; ‘The Swindley Media Group and Chilled Products of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland’, although there is no record of what the business was setup for. However a website exists, but recently has been redirected to the ‘Gay Youth Corner’, which has caused confusion for journalists as it conflicts with his homophobic views.

<p>Little footage of his productions can be found but an unknown source uploaded footage on the popular video sharing site YouTube for reference, unfortunately the footage is of bad quality.</p>

== External links ==

* Domain registered to: ‘The Swindley Media Group and Chilled Products of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland’.
* Short Footage of his first production.


==Externally== ==Externally==

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I am Swindley (a nickname for James).

Thanks in advance!

To all of the nice folks who are kind enough to quickly revert vandalism to my userpage. Hopefully, I'll be able to repay your kindness someday.

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Favorite activities include counter-vandalism and anti-spam patrol; I also attempt to mediate POV disputes from time to time and mix in a little bit of Wikignome sorts of edits. I need to get back in the habit of weighing in at WP:AFD and WP:RFA, but work and home projects have been keeping me busy.

Imposters on other Wikimedia pages

My English, meta, and commons accounts are my only active Wikimedia accounts. One or more teenagers from Texas have been creating Ohnoitsjamie pages on other language Wikis and (attempting) to cut-and-paste my English user page. Feel free to indef block them without further question. See the CheckUser case and the long-term abuse case for more info.

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James William Swindley
File:JamesSwindley1999golf.jpg
BornMarch 12 1982
Swindon, England
NationalityWelsh
Known forSwindley Productions
AwardsYatton Kennel Golfers Championship (1999) Revoked due to Drug Offences
Scientific career
FieldsComedy
Not to be confused with Your Mom.

Background

James William Swindley, born 12 March 1982 in Swindon to Welsh parents. Once a quiet individual he rapidly changed, in 2006, to a very ‘loud and proud’ person. Through this he was offered a contract to appear in a number of feature length productions. Notable appearances include The Erotic Postbox Adventures (2006).

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James making use of the 'Ai Handle Method'
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In his last production, notice the railway sleepers
At the start of 2007 he started filming ‘Swindley in the City’ but notably walked out the shoot. Months after, filming began again, the star ‘hobbled’ out of filming after injuring his foot after taking two sleepers a time instead of one on the abandoned railway track. In a statement after he said:

‘It was that stupid Atticus kid’

Later 2007 he caused controversy when he expressed racist, sexist and homophobic views; because of this his contract was terminated with the film makers thus no more ‘Swindley Productions’ have been made with Swindley Productions going into liquidation, although a new company was formed; ‘The Swindley Media Group and Chilled Products of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland’, although there is no record of what the business was setup for. However a website exists, but recently has been redirected to the ‘Gay Youth Corner’, which has caused confusion for journalists as it conflicts with his homophobic views.

Little footage of his productions can be found but an unknown source uploaded footage on the popular video sharing site YouTube for reference, unfortunately the footage is of bad quality.

External links

  • Swindley.org.uk Domain registered to: ‘The Swindley Media Group and Chilled Products of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland’.
  • YouTube Video Short Footage of his first production.

Externally

I live in a nice place and enjoy running. I own a "terrier mix" dog, a tabby cat, and several V8 automobiles, including a 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado, a 1965 Chevrolet Impala, and a 1999 Lexus GS400. I am an indie rock nerd and an information junkie. I also enjoy Dubbels, Double bocks, barleywines, and the color orange.

Currently in the CD changer: Mew's first two albums; Rob Crow's latest solo record, and The Shins newest Wincing the Night Away, all quite excellent.

Two best movies I've seen recently; Pan's Labyrinth and Children of Men. So how about them Mexican directors? If you liked the two aforementioned films, check out other movies from Alejandro González Iñárritu, Guillermo del Toro and Alfonso Cuarón. Every film I've seen from those three has ranged from good to excellent.

I'm also a sucker for anything that David Lynch puts out, including his daily weather reports. Mulholland Drive and the Twin Peaks series have featured some of my all-time favorite film imagery.

I don't care much for most television, but Scrubs is very funny!

This is my favorite category


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