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Apology request form

Place your requests for an apology here. It should generally be something of the form: you said/did this . it ticked me off (or describe your alternate personal reaction). I want you to do this (insert explanation) to make things right between us.

Simple accusations, entertaining as they can be, will be deleted on sight, since I will not know what you want me to do to make it right. Do not bring me a problem without figuring out what the solution for you would be. Yes, that means you're gonna have to think a little bit. Sorry, that's the way this works. Whether I grant your proposed solution or counter-offer some other solution will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.

Also, do not request by proxy. I don't know why, but there's something about that approach that just doesn't work for me, like you're expecting me to do this thing all by myself or something. Speak for yourself, John Alden.

Also, wikipedia rules prohibiting personal attacks are suspended within this "apology request form" subsection, so if in the course of describing the problem or the proposed solution you need to make some reference to the word "ass" or something similar, go for it.

Put your requests in their own subheader (i.e. three equal signs) so I can keep it all straight. And keep all requests below this line. Have at it. FuelWagon 22:52, 18 July 2005 (UTC)

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This section is a marker to separate the "request for apology" form above from the rest of the text below. Don't actually edit this section. FuelWagon 22:38, 18 July 2005 (UTC)

This marks the end of the apology request form. Misplaced Pages rules for no personal attacks apply here. FuelWagon 22:50, 18 July 2005 (UTC)

Terri Schiavo

You have the patience of a saint, my friend. You're an inspiration. I have a far lower frustration threshhold than you apparently do. Keep up the good work. --AStanhope 21:41, 19 May 2005 (UTC)

Thanks, FuelWagon, for reformatting my Let's go sentence by sentence post. Given the size the talk page now is, that'll sure make any contributions easier for the users. Duckecho 16:36, 20 May 2005 (UTC)

Mediation

The request for mediation on the Terri Schiavo article is here.

I've been asked by ghost to step in as Mediator. How do you feel about that? And where (if anywhere) shall we discuss all this? -- Uncle Ed (talk) 23:02, Jun 17, 2005 (UTC)

Please meet me at Talk:Terri Schiavo/Mediation. -- Uncle Ed (talk) 00:22, Jun 18, 2005 (UTC)

NCdave

RFC on NCdave

I have filed a request for comment on NCdave. You can visit the page by going here. I have left this message on your talk page since you have been involved in the dispute resolution process regarding his edits in the past. Mike H 11:31, Apr 12, 2005 (UTC)

Editor comments on NCdave

I will now commence chuckling and knee-slapping Just wanted to let you know that I am officially appropriating the phrase "Whack-a-Mole logic game" for my own use, that is excellent. Been trying to think of a succint way to describe NCdave's style of debate for a while now.
Fox1 08:11, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)

(And the "whack-a-mole logic game" is brilliant.)Mia-Cle 01:04, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Mediator's Announcement

You are invited to participate in the Mediation regarding the Terry Schiavo article. Initial discussion is beginning at Talk:Terri Schiavo/Mediation. -- Uncle Ed (talk) 20:28, Jun 20, 2005 (UTC)

Intelligent Design

I admit to my own POV on Intelligent Design (I'm neo-Pagan), so having another Wikipedian that I know telling me when I'm being stupid would be very helpful. I respect your work on all things Terri Schiavo, and hope I can enlist your help.--ghost 21:21, 6 May 2005 (UTC)

In the future, refrain from deleting my comments. --goethean ॐ 04:24, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Nuclear option

I'm sorry to say the usefulness of that article has decreased since the recent edits of User:Hbomb and User:Ed Poor (beginning around May 12). It is confusing, and it seems to intentionally obscure the basic facts of the maneuver. --CSTAR 20:08, 16 May 2005 (UTC)

Apology accepted. I'll take a look at it. I found some good stuff on the reaction to "THE DEAL" made on Monday, and I'll add it at some point. Dave (talk) 04:46, May 25, 2005 (UTC)

Fuel, double-checking before I jump in. Did you get my response? Is the invite still open, or should we discuss it further?--ghost 15:14, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

FW, "I'm goin in Maverick..."--ghost 18:35, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Stuff from my talk page moved by Uncle Ed

Stuff from my talk page moved by Uncle Ed to /block

Note from Neurosurgeon

Fuel, I awarded you something I feel you deserve. In re the current block, I hope it's not permanent, and I also hope you don't take things too much to heart. This is only an online encyclopaedia and community, after all. All the best.~ Neuroscientist | T | C ? 06:21, July 13, 2005 (UTC) Oh, and dude. You gotta tone down the cussin. Lol.~ Neuroscientist | T | C ? 06:23, July 13, 2005 (UTC)

Thanks. FuelWagon 06:34, 13 July 2005 (UTC)

polite

You wrote:

There seems to be no imperative coming from Misplaced Pages to "Bear No False Witness" against fellow editors, to "Honor your word", or to "Edit With Integrity".

Being polite is objectively verifyable, costs nothing, and is a great help in promoting the difficult to objectively verify but valuable goals you listed. You'll be pleased to know that your new skills in politness will serve you well in your other endevors with us humans. Harsh language has a way of preventing the other person from hearing anything else we say. Slimvirgin is currently deaf when it comes to hearing anything critisizing her edits or her attitude or her judgement. Harsh words didn't help, but there is something else causing this deafness that can only be guessed at across the abyss of virtualness. One more thing. Try being OVERPOLITE. Sarcasm is allowed. Cheers. 4.250.33.21 06:04, 15 July 2005 (UTC)

Vote - I am tiring of mediation, and hope we fix the problem soon: This may work

Vote - I am tiring of mediation, and hope we fix the problem soon: This may work'

• Generic Updates Message to other participants: I have imitated Uncle Ed's Q & A method and tried to augment it, and I have declared a tentative (minor) success on the first of seven questions I've presented, thanks to teamwork of many of you in the past, some named in that question. Most of all of other six "Vote on these" items are valid concerns, shared by all, even if we don't agree to the answers. So, I'm asking you all to review and vote on the lingering issues. Also, Wagon has suggested we get both guidelines and examples (role model was the term he used). We all know the rules, but I found one example of a controversial topic that simply shared the facts in a cold, dry method: The Slavery article neither supports nor opposes slavery: It is "just the facts." Thus, I hope the answers I gave to the questions I proposed were correct and just the facts, without an appearance of POV. "Have faith in me," I say (imitating Uncle Ed's similar claim), and I haven't failed yet -the one time I tried: In the http://en.wikiquote.org/Talk:Abortion and http://en.wikiquote.org/Abortion, I brought peace, so I expect my method will work here too. So, get on over to The Mediation Voting Center, and vote, for Gordon's sake: I have voted, and so can you.--GordonWattsDotCom 04:50, 19 July 2005 (UTC)