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| naturally, andre does not agree with EMA. 'they just get given the taxpayer's money', he stated, which was slightly ironic cosidering andre |
naturally, andre does not agree with EMA. 'they just get given the taxpayer's money', he stated, which was slightly ironic cosidering andre did not have a job nor was he in full time education which makes him unemployed. 'that's different', he argued. 'it's different when it's me. it's in a ]. i like ] so it's alright. and i'm not get paid any money for it, am i? anyway, he continued, everyone judges ] for ], but what about these petty thieves? nobody has anything to say about that, do they? do they?'. 'poor old ]', he said. ] suffered for about three seconds in that library. whereas ] suffered their whole lives. just cause they were well ]', said andre. | ||
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==social networking site preferences== | ||
| '] is by far the best one. bebo is jocky/chavvy and facebook is jocky/CT. but myspace is well ] and ] and ]. it's just more ]'. | '] is by far the best one. bebo is jocky/chavvy and facebook is jocky/CT. but ] is well ] and ] and ]. it's just more ]'. | ||
| '] is well ] and ]/]. i also like ] who is well ]'. continues andre. | '] is well ] and ]. i also like ] who is well ]'. continues andre. | ||
| ']', said andre. | ']', said andre. | ||
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| ==2, 4 GSCE results== | ==2, 4 GSCE results== | ||
| 'i got 2, 4', said andre. 'it was just more ] that way'. 'that is, ] in a ]'. | 'i got ]', said andre. 'it was just more ] that way'. 'that is, ] in a ]'. | ||
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| 'i don't really know what's going to happen to me when i'm older', said andre, 'but frankly, most days i couldn't give a fuck.' | 'i don't really know what's going to happen to me when i'm older', said andre, 'but frankly, most days i couldn't give a fuck.' | ||
| ==nightclubs, house parties, parties and social events in general== | |||
| 'those fascist cunts need to be executed', claimed andre recently, when he heard about a party some lowlifes in his year had attended. 'i mean, it's not exactly very ], is it? who needs parties when i can stay at home and ] looking up ] and other ] psychological things. i know what i prefer. i'm sorry, but there's no getting away from it. parties and going out like that is melancholic. and of course, i don't mean in ], as in the ]', laughed andre. 'in that sense, nothing could be less melancholy', he laughed. | |||
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Cal Robertson is an American actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in Zero Day. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners.
Andre Kriegman
Andre is intensely interested in the Columbine High School Massacre and has frequently declared it as a major interest area. 'It's just well good,' he said. His other hobbies include, Zero Day, Marilyn Manson, psychology, Columbine and Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death). The latter is a marilyn manson concept album about columbine. 'All my interests are just well dark and angsty, like me,' Kriegman reportedly stated. 'Of course, I only approve of three subjects at A level,' he continued. 'And those three are of course psychology, english literature and government & politics,' he said. 'What else?'. 'Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold,' said Andre, taking a large inhalation of the Marlboro ciggarette he was smoking. 'Of course, he continued, I don't approve of ricocos. We should just go in with a motherfucking gun,'. 'hahaha,' he laughed. 'My time will come,'. Unfortunately the police overheard this and arrested Andre. 'you're arresting me? when they're people like that in the world?,' he shouted as the officers struggled to restrain him. 'i'm fucked if they search my computer', he thought.
Albums recently purchased
Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire, Marilyn Manson - Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death), Enter Shikari - Take To The Skies. 'Though this is by far the weakest,' commented Andre. 'It's just not as e and d as i would like' he said.
andre dropped out of college. 'i just don't do anything all day now,' he laughed. 'i just stay at home all day going on myspace, youtube and any other things on the computer about eric and dylan that appeal,'. 'who cares really?' he said. 'college is well shallow. not very e and d'.
EMA
naturally, andre does not agree with EMA. 'they just get given the taxpayer's money', he stated, which was slightly ironic cosidering andre did not have a job nor was he in full time education which makes him unemployed. 'that's different', he argued. 'it's different when it's me. it's in a klebold way. i like columbine so it's alright. and i'm not get paid any money for it, am i? anyway, he continued, everyone judges eric and dylan for the library massacre, but what about these petty thieves? nobody has anything to say about that, do they? do they?'. 'poor old eric and dylan', he said. cassie and rachel suffered for about three seconds in that library. whereas eric and dylan suffered their whole lives. just cause they were well dark and angsty', said andre.
alleged narcissism
the doctor said that andre had a strong narcissistic orientation on top of his other dark and klebold psychological problems. 'tell me something i don't know', shrugged andre. 'why do you see that as such a weakness? it's well dark and angsty. it's just more klebold that way'.
tanya
'tanya is quite rough and as dull as ditchwater. she's not exactly very e and d, is she?' but i hate abi even more. i hate kids, they're well annoying. get off me'.
social networking site preferences
'myspace is by far the best one. bebo is jocky/chavvy and facebook is jocky/CT. but myspace is well emo and goth and malcontent and e and d. it's just more klebold'.
'klebold is well malcontent and negativistic. i also like wednesday 13 who is well dark and cynical'. continues andre.
'murderdolls', said andre.
2, 4 GSCE results
'i got 2, 4', said andre. 'it was just more goth that way'. 'that is, goth in a klebold and harris way'.
'i'm comfortable with the pink nano' said andre. i'm sorry, but it's just more e and d than the new one'.
andre's feelings regarding jeff weise
'a few days ago was the anniversary. poor old jeff', said andre. 'the real victim, just like eric and dylan'.
'i don't really know what's going to happen to me when i'm older', said andre, 'but frankly, most days i couldn't give a fuck.'
nightclubs, house parties, parties and social events in general
'those fascist cunts need to be executed', claimed andre recently, when he heard about a party some lowlifes in his year had attended. 'i mean, it's not exactly very klebold, is it? who needs parties when i can stay at home and go on the computer looking up e and d and other dark and klebold psychological things. i know what i prefer. i'm sorry, but there's no getting away from it. parties and going out like that is melancholic. and of course, i don't mean in temperament, as in the four humours', laughed andre. 'in that sense, nothing could be less melancholy', he laughed.
Filmography
- Zero Day (2003)
- The Sopranos(2004)
- Rescue Me
- Penny Bradley (2007)
- Garbage (2008)