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'''Cal Robertson''' is an ] actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in ]. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners. | '''Cal Robertson''' is an ] actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in ]. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners. | ||
==Andre Kriegman== | |||
Andre is intensely interested in the ] and has frequently declared it as a major interest area. 'It's just well good,' he said. His other hobbies include, ], ], ], ] and ]. The latter is a ] concept album about ]. 'All my interests are just well ], like me,' Kriegman reportedly stated. 'Of course, I only approve of three subjects at A level,' he continued. 'And those three are of course psychology, english literature and government & politics,' he said. 'What else?'. '],' said Andre, taking a large inhalation of the ] ciggarette he was smoking. 'Of course, he continued, I don't approve of ricocos. We should just go in with a motherfucking gun,'. 'hahaha,' he laughed. 'My time will come,'. Unfortunately the police overheard this and arrested Andre. 'you're arresting me? when they're people like that in the world?,' he shouted as the officers struggled to restrain him. 'i'm fucked if they search my computer', he thought. | |||
==Albums recently purchased== | |||
] - Scream Aim Fire, ] - Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death), ] - Take To The Skies. 'Though this is by far the weakest,' commented Andre. 'It's just not as ] as i would like' he said. | |||
andre dropped out of college. 'i just don't do anything all day now,' he laughed. 'i just stay at home all day going on ], ] and any other things on the computer about ] that appeal,'. 'who cares really?' he said. 'college is well shallow. not very ]'. | |||
==EMA== | |||
naturally, andre does not agree with EMA. 'they just get given the taxpayer's money', he stated, which was slightly ironic cosidering andre did not have a job nor was he in full time education which makes him unemployed. 'that's different', he argued. 'it's different when it's me. it's in a ]. i like ] so it's alright. and i'm not get paid any money for it, am i? anyway, he continued, everyone judges ] for ], but what about these petty thieves? nobody has anything to say about that, do they? do they?'. 'poor old ]', he said. ] suffered for about three seconds in that library. whereas ] suffered their whole lives. just cause they were well ]', said andre. | |||
==alleged narcissism== | |||
the doctor said that andre had a strong ] on top of his other ] psychological problems. 'tell me something i don't know', shrugged andre. 'why do you see that as such a weakness? it's ]. it's just more ] that way'. | |||
==tanya== | |||
'tanya is quite rough and as dull as ditchwater. she's not exactly very ], is she?' but i hate abi even more. i hate kids, they're well annoying. get off me'. | |||
==social networking site preferences== | |||
'] is by far the best one. bebo is jocky/chavvy and facebook is jocky/CT. but ] is well ] and ] and ]. it's just more ]'. | |||
'] is well ] and ]. i also like ] who is well ]'. continues andre. | |||
']', said andre. | |||
==2, 4 GSCE results== | |||
'i got ]', said andre. 'it was just more ] that way'. 'that is, ] in a ]'. | |||
'i'm comfortable with the ]' said andre. i'm sorry, but it's just more ] than the new one'. | |||
==andre's feelings regarding jeff weise== | |||
'a few days ago was the anniversary. poor old jeff', said andre. 'the real victim, just like ]'. | |||
'i don't really know what's going to happen to me when i'm older', said andre, 'but frankly, most days i couldn't give a fuck.' | |||
==nightclubs, house parties, parties and social events in general== | |||
'those fascist cunts need to be executed', claimed andre recently, when he heard about a party some lowlifes in his year had attended. 'i mean, it's not exactly very ], is it? who needs parties when i can stay at home and ] looking up ] and other ] psychological things. i know what i prefer. i'm sorry, but there's no getting away from it. parties and going out like that is melancholic. and of course, i don't mean in ], as in the ]', laughed andre. 'in that sense, nothing could be less melancholy', he laughed. | |||
==Filmography== | ==Filmography== |
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Cal Robertson is an American actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in Zero Day. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners.
Filmography
- Zero Day (2003)
- The Sopranos(2004)
- Rescue Me
- Penny Bradley (2007)
- Garbage (2008)