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| '''Cal Robertson''' is an ] actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in ]. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners. | '''Cal Robertson''' is an ] actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in ]. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners. | ||
| ==Andre Kriegman== | |||
| Andre is intensely interested in the ] and has frequently declared it as a major interest area. 'It's just well good,' he said. His other hobbies include, ], ], ], the ] and ]. The latter is a ] concept album about ]. 'All my interests are just well ], like me,' Kriegman reportedly stated. 'Of course, I only approve of three subjects at A level,' he continued. 'And those three are of course psychology, english literature and government & politics,' he said. 'What else?'. '],' said Andre, taking a large inhalation of the Marlboro ciggarette he was smoking. 'Of course, he continued, I don't approve of ricocos. We should just go in with a motherfucking gun,'. 'hahaha,' he laughed. 'My time will come,'. Unfortunately the police overheard this and arrested Andre. 'you're arresting me? when they're people like that in the world?,' he shouted as the officers struggled to restrain him. 'i'm fucked if they search my computer', he thought. | |||
| ==Albums recently purchased== | |||
| ] - Scream Aim Fire, ] - Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death), ] - Take To The Skies. 'Though this is by far the weakest,' commented Andre. 'It's just not as e and d as i would like' he said. 'and also', he continued, ' enter shikari is a bit alex. a bit melancholic and ]'. | |||
| andre dropped out of college. 'i just don't do anything all day now,' he laughed. 'i just stay at home all day going on ], ] and any other things on the computer about ] that appeal,'. 'who cares really?' he said. 'college is well shallow. not very ]'. | |||
| ==EMA== | |||
| naturally, andre does not agree with EMA. 'they just get given the taxpayer's money', he stated, which was slightly ironic cosidering andre did not have a job nor was he in full time education which makes him unemployed. 'that's different', he argued. 'it's different when it's me. it's in a ] way. i like ] so it's alright. and i'm not get paid any money for it, am i? anyway, he continued, everyone judges ] for ], but what about these petty thieves? nobody has anything to say about that, do they? do they?'. 'poor old ]', he said. ] suffered for about three seconds in ]. whereas ] suffered their whole lives. just cause they were ]', said andre. | |||
| ==alleged narcissism== | |||
| the doctor said that andre had a ] on top of his other ] psychological problems. 'tell me something i don't know', shrugged andre. 'why do you see that as such a weakness? it's ]. it's just more ] that way'. | |||
| ==tanya== | |||
| 'tanya is quite rough and as dull as ditchwater. she's not exactly very ], is she?' but i hate abi even more. i hate kids, they're well annoying. get off me'. | |||
| ==social networking site preferences== | |||
| 'myspace is by far the best one. bebo is jocky/chavvy and facebook is jocky/CT. but myspace is well ] and ] and ]. it's just more ]'. | |||
| '] is well ] and ]. i also like ] who is well ]'. continues andre. | |||
| ']', said andre. ']'. | |||
| ==2, 4 GSCE results== | |||
| 'i got ]', said andre. 'it was just more ] that way'. 'that is, ] in a ]'. | |||
| 'i'm comfortable with the ]' said andre. i'm sorry, but it's just more ]than the new one'. | |||
| ==andre's feelings regarding jeff weise== | |||
| 'a few days ago was the anniversary. poor old jeff', said andre. 'the real victim, just like ]'. | |||
| 'i don't really know ]', said andre, 'but frankly, most days i couldn't give a fuck.' | |||
| ==nightclubs, house parties, parties and social events in general== | |||
| 'those fascist cunts need to be executed', claimed andre recently, when he heard about a party some lowlifes in his year had attended. 'i mean, it's not exactly very ], is it? who needs parties when i can stay at home and go on the computer looking up ] and other ] psychological things. i know what i prefer. i'm sorry, but there's no getting away from it. parties and going out like that is ]. and of course, i don't mean in ], as in the ]', laughed andre. 'in that sense, nothing could be less ]', he laughed. | |||
| ==style== | |||
| 'with my looks i have to keep up appearances,' said andre. 'i can't let ] down. my favourite shop is of course ]. it's well preppy, although of course i'm not like that in nature. hahaha', he laughed. 'm style is ]', the best type'. | |||
| ==music== | |||
| 'metal', said andre. 'metal'. | |||
| ==personality== | |||
| 'i'm well ], ], ], ], ], ]', said andre. 'right then', said the doctor. | |||
| 'just like ]', added andre. | |||
| 'i'm ]', said andre. 'when forced to be in social situations, i'm ]'. it's well ]'. | |||
| ==millon's theory of personality (primary and secondary patterns with additional traits== | |||
| with andre's advanced knowledge of psychology that extended way beyond his years as an AS level student, andre concluded, using ] that 'with my mixed ] personality composite, i seem to be a good match for what millon described as th ]. my ] is ] and my ] is ] or ] with additional ]. this is the same as ]. well ] and ] and ]. | |||
| =school life= | |||
| andre detested ]. 'full of jocks, toffs and christian fuckheads', he exclaimed. ] is not very ]. the school is dead inside and well shallow and ]. | |||
| ==charity== | |||
| 'i'll be fucked if i'm going to costa rica to help a load of pakis build mud huts', laughed andre. 'that's not exactly very ] is it?' | |||
| ==extra curricular activities== | |||
| 'i don't approve of them', said andre. | |||
| ==sport, teams, drama and clubs== | |||
| 'i don't approve of them. they're not very ]. anybody who does drama can't have ] so therefore they can't be ]. and the same goes for any other club really. although that isn't the only reason. it's more to do with being well ]. it's just darker that way. | |||
| ==social things== | |||
| andre raised his eyebrows. 'do you really need me to comment on this?', he asked. | |||
| enough was said. | |||
| ==five factor model of personality== | |||
| 'extraverion is very low, neuroticism is very high, openess is very high, agreeableness is very low and conscientiousness is very low'. said the doctor | |||
| 'hahahaha', laughed andre. | |||
| andre hated antisocial personalities. 'it's just the well polar opposite of the ] he said. | |||
| ==alcohol== | |||
| 'i don't drink. i don't approve of alcohol', said andre. 'all those chav jocks that go out and get pissed are well evil', he said. 'they should be shot in the motherfucking head'. | |||
| ==Filmography== | ==Filmography== | ||
Revision as of 22:18, 25 March 2008
Cal Robertson is an American actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in Zero Day. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners.
Filmography
- Zero Day (2003)
- The Sopranos(2004)
- Rescue Me
- Penny Bradley (2007)
- Garbage (2008)