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==Me==
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'''DOB''': ], ] the day that the grave of one Wolfgang Gerhard is exhumed in ], ]; the remains found are later proven to be those of ], ]' "Angel of Death". Mengele is thought to have drowned while swimming in February ].<br>
'''Location''': ]; ]<br>
'''Occupation''': Student at the ] studying for a ] in ]<br>
'''I speak''': ]<br>
'''How long I've been here''': My earliest logged in edit was on ], ] at 13:56. I edited the ] article (Wow I've been here over a year)<br>
'''Previous Identity''': I used to be known around these parts as ] (this link just takes you back to this page). I've put in a request for a moving all my contributions to this username but it could take a couple of months before that happens. I had about 1100 edits on that username. On my current username I have at least 3149 edits (that figure really isn't that helpful as I have been image tagging which means that I get lots of edits for doing very little).<br>
'''Education''': The Primary school I attended was ] - I wonder what the odds of it surviving Votes for Deletion twice are?<br>
'''Belief System''': I believe in the ]

I am a member of the ]

==Music and TV that everybody should like==
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==]==
These are the photos that I have taken and contributed to Wikimedia

==Main Page==
These are the articles that I have been involved in that have made the Main Page
*''']''' - Today's featured article on ], ]
*''']''' - Today's featured article on ], ]
*Did you know:
**...that ''']''' are large concentrations of dust that orbit ] at the distance of the ]?
**...that ''']''' was at first thought to be a new moon of the Earth when discovered in ] but later found to be the ] of the ] ]?
**...that ''']''' was the longest serving ]er in the ]?
**... that ''']''' was a proposed ] scheme for the lower ] in ] that would have diverted up to 77% of the river's flow into a separate ]?
**...that ''']''' operates the camera on the ]?

==Articles that I have created or done a lot of work on==
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==Articles I want to expand/create==
<center>] | ] | ] | ] | ] | ] | ] | ] | ] | ] | ]</center>

==Interests at Misplaced Pages==
{{wstress3d|1|180|All Quiet on the Western Front}}
Well as you can see from the articles above that I've worked on, I'm mainly interested in spaceflight, usually American as there is alot of information on these spaceflights. Alot of the time though I spend just browsing and correcting issues as I see them. I'm spending alot of time tagging images at the moment as well. Remember to ] when editing anything that I've written. Chances are that I've made some terrible spelling mistake (for the life of me I can never spell separate right) or some grammatical error (wrong tense usually).

I think that '''"If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, do not submit it"''' should be posted on every new users page. There seems to be some people who think that they own articles.

My goal in life is to become famous enough to warrant an entry of my own in the main namespace of Misplaced Pages. Hopefully it will be ] not ]

==Vandalism==
I've lost count of how many times this page has been vandalised. Some of the more weird ones have been:
*"Aged 2 (even though I look gay!)"
*"Evil Monkey was not accepted on hotornot.com, as he does not look over 18, he was predicted to be 12! OMG w00t lol wat a nob."
*"I am a faggot with no life so I take stupid photos of myself and post them on wikipedia. i jack off all day and suck at life."
*"I am ugly and need not a life, but a death"
*"nob!"
*
*Someone with an odd obsession with "daiper sex"
*On a ] I was called a "childish brat"

==http://www.politicalcompass.org/==
Went along to this website and according to them I am:<br>
Economic Left/Right: -2.00<br>
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.69

==]==
I got a score of 96, so I'm in the optimal, most productive range..

==Barnstars and other things==
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Image:WMBarnstar.png|I, ], hereby award you this ], as a reward for your tireless tagging of images
Image:WMBarnstar.png|I, ], hereby award you this ], as a reward for your tireless effort doing edits I'm too ] to do, but more importantly for going the extra ] to do the tedious work that Wiki so desperately needs.
Image:Choco chip cookie.jpg|For your rapid-fire anagrammatical intellect, here's a cookie. -- ] 04:05, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Image:Choco chip cookie.jpg|Your suggestion of ] as our millionth article seems to have fired Wikipedians' imagination. I was particularly amused by its inclusion in ]. I award you this cookie for your inspiration.-] 09:05, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Image:No1.jpg|To break the symetry of your awards section I Brookie award you thr No.1 award
Image:Barnstar.png|I award you this barnstar for your many expansions on the detail-heavy ] and improving the related map. ] <sup>]</sup>/<sub>]</sup> 21:36, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
Image:HYRM pointpout.jpg|Props from 64.12.116.70
Image:Barnstar-rotating.gif|For your tireless combat against vandals, I only '''The Tireless Contributor Barnstar''' appropriate. --] ] 05:17, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Image:Barnstar2.png|I, ], award you this Editor's Barnstar for your strong work in reverting vandalism (and your excellent contributions to astronomy articles).]]
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==The End==
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Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (Ezekiel 23:19-20)

Me

"They LAUGHED at my theories at the institute! Fools! I'll destroy them all!" Caucasian, male, aging, crooked teeth, messy hair, lab coat, spectacles/goggles, dramatic posing — one popular stereotype of mad scientist.

DOB: June 6, 1985 the day that the grave of one Wolfgang Gerhard is exhumed in Embu, Brazil; the remains found are later proven to be those of Josef Mengele, Auschwitz' "Angel of Death". Mengele is thought to have drowned while swimming in February 1979.
Location: New Zealand; Christchurch
Occupation: Student at the University of Canterbury studying for a B.Sc. in Astronomy
I speak: New Zealand English
How long I've been here: My earliest logged in edit was on November 7, 2003 at 13:56. I edited the Yang Liwei article (Wow I've been here over a year)
Previous Identity: I used to be known around these parts as Enceladus (this link just takes you back to this page). I've put in a request for a moving all my contributions to this username but it could take a couple of months before that happens. I had about 1100 edits on that username. On my current username I have at least 3149 edits (that figure really isn't that helpful as I have been image tagging which means that I get lots of edits for doing very little).
Education: The Primary school I attended was Kew School - I wonder what the odds of it surviving Votes for Deletion twice are?
Belief System: I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn

I am a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgements About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are In Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionist

Music and TV that everybody should like

File:Evilmonkey.jpg
The Evil Monkey wants YOU!
The Darkness | Pink Floyd | Queen | Scrubs | Family Guy | The Simpsons | South Park | Supertramp | Dire Straits | The Clash | The Eagles

My Image Gallery

These are the photos that I have taken and contributed to Wikimedia

Main Page

These are the articles that I have been involved in that have made the Main Page

Articles that I have created or done a lot of work on

Gemini 1 | Gemini 2 | Gemini 3 | Gemini 4 | Gemini 5 | Gemini 7 | Gemini 6A | Gemini 8 | Gemini 9 | Gemini 10 | SA-1 (Apollo) | SA-2 (Apollo) | SA-3 (Apollo) | SA-4 (Apollo) | SA-5 (Apollo) | A-101 | A-102 | Pad Abort Test-1 (Apollo) | Pad Abort Test-2 (Apollo) | A-001 | A-002 | A-003 | A-004 | AS-201 | AS-203 | AS-202 | Apollo 4 | Apollo 5 | Apollo 6 | New Zealand | Yohkoh | IMAGE | Kwangmyongsong | Use of death penalty worldwide | University of Canterbury | Bobbie Jo Stinnett | J002E3 | Kordylewski clouds | S-IC | S-II | S-IVB | Bohemian Rhapsody | Nodong-2 | Undergrads | Joe Francis | Canta (magazine) | 18 Plus Card | Reynolds v. United States | Thomas Cardinal Williams | Wayne Shelford | Apollo 8 | Giovanni Bugatti | Soyuz 22 | Corot (astronomy) | Project Aqua | ANSMET | Michèle Alliot-Marie | Peter Friederich | Ali al-Tamimi | Maat Mons | Paul Louis Halley | Patrick J. Boland | Thomas Gwyn Elger | Francis Bell | New Zealand laurel | Apollo 15 | Imperforate anus | Nie Haisheng | Zhai Zhigang | Shenzhou 1 | Shenzhou 2 | Shenzhou 3 | Shenzhou 6 | Shenzhou 7

Articles I want to expand/create

John Deacon | Neil Armstrong | Another One Bites The Dust | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Roger Meddows-Taylor | London Calling | maximum dynamic pressure | Blu-Tack | Elemeno P | The Darkness | Weet-Bix

Interests at Misplaced Pages

All Quiet on the Western Front

Well as you can see from the articles above that I've worked on, I'm mainly interested in spaceflight, usually American as there is alot of information on these spaceflights. Alot of the time though I spend just browsing and correcting issues as I see them. I'm spending alot of time tagging images at the moment as well. Remember to be bold when editing anything that I've written. Chances are that I've made some terrible spelling mistake (for the life of me I can never spell separate right) or some grammatical error (wrong tense usually).

I think that "If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, do not submit it" should be posted on every new users page. There seems to be some people who think that they own articles.

My goal in life is to become famous enough to warrant an entry of my own in the main namespace of Misplaced Pages. Hopefully it will be Jeffrey Simpson (astronomer) not Jeffrey Simpson (murderer)

Vandalism

I've lost count of how many times this page has been vandalised. Some of the more weird ones have been:

  • "Aged 2 (even though I look gay!)"
  • "Evil Monkey was not accepted on hotornot.com, as he does not look over 18, he was predicted to be 12! OMG w00t lol wat a nob."
  • "I am a faggot with no life so I take stupid photos of myself and post them on wikipedia. i jack off all day and suck at life."
  • "I am ugly and need not a life, but a death"
  • "nob!"
  • An ASCII Monkey
  • Someone with an odd obsession with "daiper sex"
  • On a talk page I was called a "childish brat"

http://www.politicalcompass.org/

Went along to this website and according to them I am:
Economic Left/Right: -2.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.69

Are You a Wikipediholic Test?

I got a score of 96, so I'm in the optimal, most productive range..

Barnstars and other things

  • I, gadfium, hereby award you this Working Man's Barnstar, as a reward for your tireless tagging of images I, gadfium, hereby award you this Working Man's Barnstar, as a reward for your tireless tagging of images
  • I, Alkivar, hereby award you this Working Man's Barnstar, as a reward for your tireless effort doing edits I'm too lazy to do, but more importantly for going the extra mile to do the tedious work that Wiki so desperately needs. I, Alkivar, hereby award you this Working Man's Barnstar, as a reward for your tireless effort doing edits I'm too lazy to do, but more importantly for going the extra mile to do the tedious work that Wiki so desperately needs.
  • For your rapid-fire anagrammatical intellect, here's a cookie. -- brian0918 04:05, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC) For your rapid-fire anagrammatical intellect, here's a cookie. -- brian0918 04:05, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • Your suggestion of People's Republic of America as our millionth article seems to have fired Wikipedians' imagination. I was particularly amused by its inclusion in Misplaced Pages:List of countries where Misplaced Pages is banned. I award you this cookie for your inspiration.-gadfium 09:05, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC) Your suggestion of People's Republic of America as our millionth article seems to have fired Wikipedians' imagination. I was particularly amused by its inclusion in Misplaced Pages:List of countries where Misplaced Pages is banned. I award you this cookie for your inspiration.-gadfium 09:05, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • To break the symetry of your awards section I Brookie award you thr No.1 award To break the symetry of your awards section I Brookie award you thr No.1 award
  • I award you this barnstar for your many expansions on the detail-heavy Use of death penalty worldwide and improving the related map. Demi T/C 21:36, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC) I award you this barnstar for your many expansions on the detail-heavy Use of death penalty worldwide and improving the related map. Demi /C 21:36, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
  • Props from 64.12.116.70 Props from 64.12.116.70
  • For your tireless combat against vandals, I only The Tireless Contributor Barnstar appropriate. --Cool Cat My Talk 05:17, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC) For your tireless combat against vandals, I only The Tireless Contributor Barnstar appropriate. --Cool Cat 05:17, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  • I, Knowledge Seeker, award you this Editor's Barnstar for your strong work in reverting vandalism (and your excellent contributions to astronomy articles).]] I, Knowledge Seeker, award you this Editor's Barnstar for your strong work in reverting vandalism (and your excellent contributions to astronomy articles).]]

The End

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And if you listen closely you'll hear the familiar sound of no-one caring — Dr. Percival Cox
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