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WTF? Whoof, 17,000 edits. Possibly I need a productive hobby, and should go work in a soup kitchen. This user is a participant in WikiProject Ice Hockey. This user has a Triple Crown.

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User:RGTraynor/Box:Para This user is a musician. E This user reads The Economist.

This user is interested in Buddhism. This user has loved camping all his life. Forests are the good and happy place. GURPS This user plays GURPS.

This user enjoys early music. User:RGTraynor/Sixties This user enjoys Baroque music.

User:Ashleyvh/Userboxes/Public transport This user is opposed to online censorship. This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user enjoys contributing to Misplaced Pages without wearing clothes. I value quality of articles over edit counts, merger of related content and deletion where articles fail notability standards. This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles.

Benford's Law This user believes that passion is often inversely proportional to the amount of real information available. This user is secretly a monarchist . According to The Political Compass this user is: Economic Neutral (−0.62) and Social Libertarian (−2.31)

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. This user is a classical liberal. This user drinks tea.

This user supports a free Tibet. This user knows that battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms! This user is a bibliophile.

This user is Pro-Choice. BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification. This user is straight but not narrow.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage. This user is married. This user lives in or is from the United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless hip hop music is eliminated. This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone. This user is of Irish and British ancestry.

N This user attends or attended Northeastern University. This user attends or attended University of Massachusetts Boston. This user knows advanced music theory.

BOS This user is a fan of the Boston Bruins. SPR This user reminisces of the Springfield Falcons User:RGTraynor/Box:Indians

User:RGTraynor/NHL-Whalers This user is a Unitarian Universalist. This user says Hallelujah for Handel!.

This user has visited 19 of the 50 United States. 19

		The Running Man Barnstar
		For your tireless contributions to the Hockey WikiProject, please accept this barnstar. BoojiBoy 20:49, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

		The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
		For your commentary on the Barbara Schwarz AfD in first half of March 2007, explaining the concept of WP:OR and WP:RS Dennisthe2 21:57, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

		The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
		I am so sorry, and I want you to have this as an apologetic gift. JONJONBT talk•homemade userboxes 18:01, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

		The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
		I'm constantly stumbling across your edits, and they are, without fail, shrewd, constructive, and sorely needed. On behalf the internet users of the world, thanks for all your hard work! Fullobeans (talk) 18:56, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Hello! I'm a forty-something paralegal living in the Boston area. My Wikiactivity centers around hockey -- I'm a longtime statistician and sometime member of SIHR -- but I'm interested in everything from military history to politics to roleplaying games (and no, not in the console games that marketing departments insist on calling "RPGs").

PET PEEVES:

• I am not particularly interested in "putting myself over" (to borrow a useful pro wrestling term). Who really gives a damn how many contributions I've made, what articles I've started (38, apparently ), what credentials I have with which to beat you over the head with the implication that I am so much cooler than you, or anything other than whether I can prove I know about what I'm talking? I'm proud of my work here, and tickled by seeing it recognized, but I'm never going to post a puffed up list declaring the articles I've helped bring to FA/GA status or listing my DYKs. I'm more into editing stubs into real articles than creating new articles. What Misplaced Pages needs more than sheer page count is improved quality of articles. Many editors who look for a catchphrase that makes for an easy slur call this "deletionist."

• I am extremely particular about grammar, spelling and the non-use of diacriticals. I see no reason why time-honored grammar usages are invalidated just because today's typists are lazy sods, and if you have a burning desire to put umlauts and diacriticals over proper names, go over to the foreign language Wikipedias where such usages are proper -- this is the English Misplaced Pages, last I checked. (And don't bullshit us; they don't use diacriticals on non-North American en-language websites any more than in Canada and the US.)

• I care strongly about documentation. If you assert it, you should be prepared to back it up, with a non-Misplaced Pages verifiable source. If you can't, you should retract it.

• That being said, computer verification isn't the be-all and end-all of everything. An AfD was filed sometime ago against an author who had jack for Amazon.com sales ranking and not many Google hits. No kidding, folks, he wrote several popular books in the Seventies and early Eighties, pretty much nothing since, and his stuff's gone out of print. Any number of prominent Victorian authors have Amazon rankings which aren't anything about which to write their descendants.

• Subjects that should be prima facie grounds for CSD: dorm buildings, bands or wannabe auteurs with Myspace pages for lead Google hits, game/fan/mediacruft that received less than ten minutes of screentime or ten pages of action, MMORPG gaming guilds, elementary schools, any portmanteau "X in popular culture" list ... gods, I could go on for a bit.

• Articles that should be blocked from CSD: Articles within six hours of their creation, unless they're blatant vandalism, hoaxes or attack pages. It drives me nuts to see articles CSDed or AfDed four minutes after their creation, and from watching Special:Newpages, many articles are CSDed seconds after creation. Folks, Misplaced Pages doesn't give prizes for the first ones to file a CSD. What is your freaking hurry? (Alright, now I realize that this is a hallmark of people shilling for admin. You're getting a firm Oppose from me.) Can we give these people some chance to improve their articles?

• People who pick over this user page for ammunition to use in AfDs and other discussions: If you think this means you, you may well be right. Needing to find some dirt to fling because you can't win on the merits of the argument is a sure sign that a collaborative encyclopedia is not the environment for you. Maybe Encarta is hiring.

• There should be a guideline with equal force to WP:BITE - that in their own turn, newcomers have a duty to act respectfully, courteously and with maturity, to make an effort to acquaint themselves with Misplaced Pages policies and guidelines, and to assume good faith on the part of existing editors who seek to apply them.

• Finally, I care about research. This is an encyclopedia, and not only do we have an obligation to know about what we're talking, we have no right to vote or make edits in willful ignorance -- if you insist on being ignorant, go hang out in a blog instead. It drives me nuts to see AfDs filed on articles where the nom could -- and should -- have taken five minutes to follow up a few Google hits and realized the genuine notability of the subject. It drives me just as nuts to see "seems notable," "seems non-notable," "looks good" and their ilk. Translation = you don't really have a clue. You're really just guessing off of a five second glance at the article, swallowing any presumption whole and racking up a quick meaningless edit on AfD. News flash; no one will give a damn five years from now about your edit count. We are supposed to be building an encyclopedia here, not playing some geeky MMORPG and competing for Game High Score.

"But the biggest worry is that the great benefit of the open-source approach is also its great undoing. Its advantage is that anyone can contribute; the drawback is that sometimes just about anyone does. This leaves projects open to abuse, either by well-meaning dilettantes or intentional disrupters. Constant self-policing is required to ensure its quality."

-- The Economist, 3/18/2006

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