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| =='''Hi there folks! '''== | |||
| Sorry about the blank page. Somebody with no self-control decided to vandalize it. I'll work on this page when I have an opportunity to do so. | |||
| Welcome to my user page. My name is '''B.Wind'''. In case you're curious about the secret meaning behind my name--and YES, you're right, there really IS a secret meaning--well, it's a secret no more. | |||
| In the meantime... '''Hello!''' | |||
| The "B" in my name stands for "Break" and therefore my full name is "Break Wind," which is a slang expression for ]--that is, farting. "Breaking Wind" is used as a gentle ] in the ] and probably also the ] and I think even ], but please correct me if I'm wrong (not on this page, use my discussion page instead). | |||
| ...and would an admin please check the vandalism and the user who decided to pee electronically on this page? Many thanks. ] 01:49, 2 December 2005 (UTC) | |||
| Anyway, folks, I do enjoy breaking wind! It's one of the many small pleasures that make ] worth living. It's hardly a sexual ] of mine, so get your ] out of the ]. I just enjoy releasing the mildly unpleasant built-up tension (ADMIT IT, you like it too), and the smooth release makes the tension itself all worthwhile. It's like a ] breathing exercise--basically, when you break wind, your body exhales through your butt. And, of course, the comical noise can't be beat! Farting is funny in SO many ] I'm tempted to call farting (along with ] and ]) a universal ]. | |||
| PS: Discussions about anything I edited should be directed to my talk page. Many thanks for your understanding. | |||
| I've been interested in farting ever since I can remember. Sometimes I even hang out in ] just so I can *MAYBE* hear odds and ends of the occasional fart. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah. | |||
| So anyway, folks, feel free to click on "DISCUSSION" on top of the screen and discuss all things ] or ] related with me! Don't forget to sign your name using four tildas ~ connected together. Perhaps typing will be good ] for you, so...don't forget to breathe, and definitely don't forget to fart!!! | |||
Revision as of 04:47, 15 December 2005
Hi there folks!
Welcome to my user page. My name is B.Wind. In case you're curious about the secret meaning behind my name--and YES, you're right, there really IS a secret meaning--well, it's a secret no more.
The "B" in my name stands for "Break" and therefore my full name is "Break Wind," which is a slang expression for flatulence--that is, farting. "Breaking Wind" is used as a gentle euphemism in the USA and probably also the UK and I think even Australia, but please correct me if I'm wrong (not on this page, use my discussion page instead).
Anyway, folks, I do enjoy breaking wind! It's one of the many small pleasures that make life worth living. It's hardly a sexual fetish of mine, so get your minds out of the gutter. I just enjoy releasing the mildly unpleasant built-up tension (ADMIT IT, you like it too), and the smooth release makes the tension itself all worthwhile. It's like a yoga breathing exercise--basically, when you break wind, your body exhales through your butt. And, of course, the comical noise can't be beat! Farting is funny in SO many cultures I'm tempted to call farting (along with music and math) a universal language.
I've been interested in farting ever since I can remember. Sometimes I even hang out in restrooms just so I can *MAYBE* hear odds and ends of the occasional fart. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah.
So anyway, folks, feel free to click on "DISCUSSION" on top of the screen and discuss all things Misplaced Pages or fart related with me! Don't forget to sign your name using four tildas ~ connected together. Perhaps typing will be good exercise for you, so...don't forget to breathe, and definitely don't forget to fart!!!