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| ===Life as Abraham Lincoln (AKA the Dick)=== | |||
| As a young lad, Abraham often was worried about the size of his penis. Yes, it was much larger than all the other boys'. Sometimes his balls even got red and <font size=7 color=red>twisted</font>. Yes, life was not an easy one for <b>The Dick</b>. Did you know that he often looked at porno as a child due to the lack of attention he got? How sad. Now a days, he hides behind bedroom doors, and touches his underwear, moaning and touching himself. "I wanna touch yer body, touch it harder, then a little softer now, eh? That's a good lass, eh?" | |||
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| Yes, life was hard for the large, almost walking Penis. Who had red balls. And large, obviously-protruding <font size=7 color=orange>nipples</font>. | |||
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