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Sometimes users, especially Jimbo Wales, jump in Zilla pocket and go to sleep. Cute little fellow! Sometimes users ask to be pocketed. Not surprising: pocket very cosy. Wifi, pingpong table, infrared heating. Craps table. Roomy. Requests for pocketing will be considered.

Don't request pocketing if you're not sure you'll like the company! No guarantees offered: there may be arbs in there, as well as the angry, the blocked, the dispossessed of Misplaced Pages. May not always be possible to prevent User:Darwinbish from visiting.

Requirements listed below are standards for enacting self-requested pocketing. Requests meeting these terms may still be declined at discretion.

  • Will not pocket newbies or shared IPs.
  • Will not pocket indefinitely or permanently. Six months is maximum term of residence.
  • Once you're in pocket, I will feed you, sing to you, and occasionally recite late Victorian poetry at bedtime. Will not de-pocket on request but when I feel like it. I ask that no expedition be sent out to help you escape. Rope ladders in pies acceptable, but no armed rescue operations PLEASE or there be trouble and roaring. So, really, don't ask if you not serious!


Apply for pocketing on talkpage.

Poets' Corner

Don't just peek in the mirror, little users! Step right up, make yourselves at home! Light up the tile stove, crank up the karaoke machine! Don't be shy!

Recite Victorian poet Alfred Lord Tennyson (now portrayed in painting on the wall) along with Bishzilla! Choose between "Crossing the Bar" in English (soothing), and "Ring Out, Wild Bells" in Dinospeak (rousing) !


New for the season: "Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht". Soprano solo by Bishzilla. Lots of Christmas atmosphere. Sing along!