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		Half an admin clutching a miniature hamster carousel
		I'm slightly back, say by ≈ 50 % of the unimpressive activity level I had before the break, because of busy-ness IRL and some (trivial) health issues. If you need help at all promptly, you're better off asking another admin. Thank you kind talkpage stalkers for holding the fort while I was sulking resting away. Bishonen | talk 21:07, 7 February 2015 (UTC).

Oh thank God for that

You are slightly returned to us. Even half a woman is better than know woman at all. Perhaps you can now talk some sense into the sisterhood here! Giano (talk) 21:11, 7 February 2015 (UTC)

It feels good to be so promptly welcomed! But, my god, sweetheart, it was largely sisterhood-related issues that got me so sour I left. Them and Sandstein. Jk, but seriously, no. Bishonen | talk 21:41, 7 February 2015 (UTC).

Fear not Mrs Bishonen, I have decided to join the sisterhood of Gender Gap myself. Once I've advised them to discarded their dungarees, perm their hair and put on pretty frocks, they'll find themselves high earning husbands and be as happy as can be. Is there a page where we can sign up, I'm having problems finding it by myself. Oh yes, we need to find poor Mr Sandstein a young lady - that's what he needs. The Lady Catherine de Burgh (talk) 21:46, 7 February 2015 (UTC)

High-earning husbands, Lady? Are you perchance married to Chris? - Sitush (talk) 21:54, 7 February 2015 (UTC)

Oh Mr Sitush, you are amusing, but it is true that darling Christopher did have a thing about my very svelte figure sheathed in my best diamante encrusted crimson evening gown. The Lady Catherine de Burgh (talk) 22:01, 7 February 2015 (UTC)

Good grief. I seem to have wandered into le salon mesdames. Could someone point me to the smoking room and have the footman bring me a brandy and cigar? -Ad Orientem (talk) 18:56, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

I think you'd be very happy in the Victorian drawing-room on this page. The ambience is snug to a fault, with a smoke-emitting dragon and a richly aromatic Bigfoot in residence. There is no ventilation bar the catflap, and cuban cigars are always on offer. See talkpage. Bishonen | talk 19:10, 9 February 2015 (UTC).

And because of that Bigfoots also lack stealth!--MONGO 19:37, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

FGM

Hi Bish, I wanted to thank you again for helping to keep FGM and the talk page stable. The article made TFA yesterday, and I honestly don't think that would have happened if you hadn't found a way to keep things calm. All the best, Sarah (SV) 04:38, 8 February 2015 (UTC)

Oh, and I missed it on the front page! Looks great. The credit for that beautiful article is all yours, Slim. Yes, you succeeded in making it beautiful despite the subject. Bishonen | talk 14:05, 9 February 2015 (UTC).

Welcome back

I am glad to see you back, Bishonen. Misplaced Pages needs you. ~ P-123 (talk) 11:07, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

Thanks P, that's nice to hear. Bishonen | talk 14:05, 9 February 2015 (UTC).

Ditto. Hello my dear Bishyfishymywishy. Drmies (talk) 21:16, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

And hello to you, drmiesiepie. Thinking of changing my name to DarwinDish! darwinbish ☠ 23:01, 9 February 2015 (UTC).

Well, you are a tasty bite, even if you're not Danish. Which reminds me, today I was asked in class where I was from. "Dutchland" was proposed. Drmies (talk) 23:35, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

Bish! Welcome back Remember that your talk page is still semi'd! §FreeRangeFrog 21:19, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

Yeah, thanks, froglegs, I thought I'd just leave your semi to run its course. I'm not around that much, and my little friend is an annoyance to the stalkers. Bishonen | talk 22:58, 9 February 2015 (UTC).

Recent block

Hi Bishonen. For info this edit removes your block template from their talkpage. I'm 99% sure you're not meant to remove a block message (can't find the policy right now). Thanks. Lugnuts 19:08, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

No, that's fine, thanks, Lugnuts, it's the 1% that's got it right: blocked users don't have to keep up the notice as a mark of shame. The only thing they're not supposed to remove is declined unblock requests plus a couple of odds and ends which don't often come up. In this case, I suppose the user may have regretted his own silly comment, and have chosen to remove the whole issue. That's his right. Compare WP:REMOVED. Bishonen | talk 19:19, 9 February 2015 (UTC).

Thank you. Lugnuts 19:38, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

デニッシュ戦争! ! !

It's the Scandinavian grudge match we've all been waiting for... Sharpen your kanelstænger kanellängder and lets get ready to settle once and for all who the Supreme Lords of Scandinavian Pastry Trivia truly are.

FIKA FIIIGHT!!!

Peter 23:12, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

In my opinion the article should be illustrated with a fair-use image of Princess Leia with a Danish on each ear. Actually I think the phrase was in Spaceballs first. No? Princess Leia in a gold bikini with a Danish on each ear, every teenage boy's dream? Bishonen | talk 23:25, 9 February 2015 (UTC).

Or, no… not Spaceballs so much. I was conflating stuff. There was a bit from Friends in there. Man, they have huge Danishes in America! Bishonen | talk 23:46, 9 February 2015 (UTC).

And yet no problems with obesity, at least if Friends is to be believed. MastCell  00:46, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

'Thass 'Merka!

Peter 00:51, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

Btw, "on each ear"? You sure have chaste images of boydreams. Everyone knows fikabröd belongs on da buzom.

Peter 00:55, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

To answer your question

You posed a question as to a possible sock master to Alesgeriy on AN/I, but it was closed before I could find the name. Judging from Alesgeriy's broken English and pro-Turkish bent, it could be EMr_KnG. I'll let you be the judge. --Kansas Bear (talk) 03:44, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

That looks likely enough. Pinging Dougweller, who blocked their sock Erim Turukku in November. Compare this ANI discussion, Doug; what do you think? Thank you, Mr Bear. Bishonen | talk 05:56, 10 February 2015 (UTC).

User talk:JustPlaneEditing

The kid is apparently taunting me at his/her talk page. I think you should probably revoke his ability to edit his own talk page. JoesphBarbaro (talk) 11:36, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

Never mind I guess. His block is almost over. Next thing you know, he might start spamming my talk page with more annoying messages and comments or whatever he tries to pull off. JoesphBarbaro (talk) 11:40, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

It's much better not to edit the talkpage of a blocked user you're in conflict with. Please consider that he's confined to that page, while you have many other venues, and stay off it at least until the block expires. (It would be sensible to stay off it after the block expires, too, in my opinion, but that's just my advice to you.) However, the way he's restoring your comment is beyond the pale, and I've told him to stop. Bishonen | talk 12:12, 10 February 2015 (UTC).

Is calling some a facist acceptable? This comes after a racist attack, and another personal attack, for which he was warned. Thanks. Lugnuts 12:13, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

Look, I consider the way I've just told him off to be sufficient. Nobody likes being blocked, and it's normal for blocked users to vent. Also it's not like Joesph hasn't called him things. You and Joesph both need to take the high road during this block. It'll be over soon enough. Bishonen | talk 12:20, 10 February 2015 (UTC).

Thank you for turning a blind eye when it comes to personal attacks to other editors. I guess casual racism is acceptable in your house too. Lugnuts 12:58, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

You're welcome. Are you trying to earn another barnstar of good humour? You think I should do something about a racist attack from 23 January? (Which was in response to you calling the other guy "inbred", yet.) Don't post here again, or preferably anywhere else either, until you have retrieved your manners. Bishonen | talk 13:39, 10 February 2015 (UTC).

Thanks for that. Another chocolate fireguard in disguise. Lugnuts 14:17, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

Perhaps my conditional was hard to understand, Lugnuts. I'll simplify: don't post anything on this page again under any circumstances. Bishonen | talk 15:26, 10 February 2015 (UTC).