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*'''Principal Skinner''': Keep that thing away! even one molecule makes my throat close up like a museum at 4:45. *'''Principal Skinner''': Keep that thing away! even one molecule makes my throat close up like a museum at 4:45.
*'''Principal Skinner''': (While Bart is stuffing cats and firecrackers down his pants) This is not going to end well *'''Principal Skinner''': (While Bart is stuffing cats and firecrackers down his pants) This is not going to end well
*'''Principal Skinner''': Simspon, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long! *'''Principal Skinner''': Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long!
*'''Homer''': You know the saying: measure like a girl, hammer like a man!
*'''Frink''': You're holding the hammer upside down.


==Broadcasting Information== ==Broadcasting Information==

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Episode of the 18th season of The Simpsons
"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
The Simpsons episode
Episode no.Season 18
Directed byMike B. Anderson
Written byMatt Warburton
Original air datesSeptember 24, 2006
Episode features
Couch gagWe see a vending machine with the family and several other characters inside of it instead of candy. Ralph walks up and orders Homer, bites off his head and walks away.
Episode chronology
The Simpsons season 18
List of episodes

Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em... is an episode from the eighteenth season of The Simpsons. It is scheduled to air on September 24, 2006.

Synopsis

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Hoping to see a new side to Homer, Marge convinces him to buy a refined collection of carpentry books. To Marge's dismay, the books only gather dust until she accidentally breaks a nightstand—and uses the books to fix it herself. Soon Marge is hammering together everything from birdfeeders to doghouses and it isn't long before she decides to transform her new skills into a full-fledged business. Unfortunately, the residents of Springfield don't trust a handywoman to make repairs, so Marge hires Homer to pose as a "front" while she handles the real work.

Meanwhile, Bart finds out that peanuts are no longer allowed at Springfield Elementary because someone suffers from an allergy. But this loss becomes his treasure when he finds out that the allergy belongs to his nemesis, the one and only Principal Skinner.

Before long, both Bart and Homer are in over their heads and it's up to Marge to nail things back together.

Fox press release on the episode

Trivia

Cultural References

Quotes

  • Homer: (while eating a giant tube of antique gummy worms): This doesn't taste like I thought it would...
  • Marge: (after fixing her nightstand): What's the feeling I'm getting...of accomplishment!
  • Marge: Homer! Your butt just gave me an idea!
    Homer: Yep, it will do that.
  • Homer: Marge, could you rub my butt? I sat on it a bit too much.
  • Principal Skinner: Keep that thing away! even one molecule makes my throat close up like a museum at 4:45.
  • Principal Skinner: (While Bart is stuffing cats and firecrackers down his pants) This is not going to end well
  • Principal Skinner: Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long!
  • Homer: You know the saying: measure like a girl, hammer like a man!
  • Frink: You're holding the hammer upside down.

Broadcasting Information

USA/Canada

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