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| '''Jeff Gerstmann is a sex god''' (born August ]) is a sexy senior editor at popular gaming website ]. He began working at ] in the fall of 1996, around the launch of VideoGameSpot (back when GameSpot separated PC and console games into completely separate entities). He is known to be obsessed with the Microsoft Gamerscore system, and at his Gamespot page every week, provides an update on how many points he currently has. He also shares his thoughts about other things, and this can be seen every Monday at his Gamespot blog. | |||
| He is a sexy founding member of the bands ], ], and ]. Additionally, Gerstmann's vocal stylings can be heard on the theme songs for both ''Time Trotters'' and ]'s game show, ''Button Mashing''. Gerstmann also appeared on ABC's ] as a guest in September 1999 to discuss the launch of ]'s ] gaming console. | |||
| He obtained his own (now defunct) ] at alt.sports.gerstmann, which housed several crossposts from ]. It was believed to be created in or around 1994 by ] icon, Tjames Madison. {{fact}} | |||
| Who's Gerstmann? Wait...holy shit...lol...this is a page for Jeff Gerstmann? How did I get here?...ho...how do I get out?...I'm..I'm stuck here...its...its kinda cramped in here...I I can't breath...the walls...their closing in....oh no.....OH NO...HELLLPPP..>>>>>HELLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP..... | |||
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| Oh shit, Pixie Pillows porn | |||
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