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| '''Gary Danielson''' is a biased sportscaster who makes bold statements without basis. He broadcasts for the ], as the ] does not want him. He's without question an embarrassment | |||
| Danielson is a ] and a ]. | |||
| He shamelessly pimps the SEC because ] has the television rights to that conference's games. | |||
| The most recent Coaches Poll, Harris Interactive Poll, and AP Poll all rank Danielson as the world's undisputed first place ]. | |||
| Also, he can't count. | |||
| It is rumored that he has a 2 mm ], and ]. | |||
| That's not a rumor. The man's name is Urban Meyer. | |||
| Urban Danielson is a Florida booster. | |||
| Hell, Lumbergh ]. | |||
| The janitors who had to clean the press box after the Arkansas Florida game had to clean up after Danielson was found masterbating furously during the game. | |||
| He also drinks cum. | |||
| He's a HOMO! | |||