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| '''Gary Danielson''' is a biased sportscaster who makes bold statements without basis. He broadcasts for the ], as the ] does not want him. He's without question an embarrassment | |||
| Danielson is a ] and a ]. | |||
| He shamelessly pimps the SEC because ] has the television rights to that conference's games. | |||
| The most recent Coaches Poll, Harris Interactive Poll, and AP Poll all rank Danielson as the world's undisputed first place ]. | |||
| Also, he can't count. | |||
| It is rumored that he has a 2 mm ], and ]. | |||
| That's not a rumor. The man's name is Urban Meyer. | |||
| Urban Danielson is a Florida booster. | |||
| Hell, Lumbergh ]. | |||
| The janitors who had to clean the press box after the Arkansas Florida game had to clean up after Danielson was found masterbating furously during the game. | |||
| He also drinks cum. | |||
| He's a HOMO! | |||
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Gary Danielson is a biased sportscaster who makes bold statements without basis. He broadcasts for the Southeastern Conference, as the Big Ten does not want him. He's without question an embarrassment
Danielson is a sellout and a retard.
He shamelessly pimps the SEC because CBS has the television rights to that conference's games.
The most recent Coaches Poll, Harris Interactive Poll, and AP Poll all rank Danielson as the world's undisputed first place douche bag.
Also, he can't count.
It is rumored that he has a 2 mm penis, and likes men.
That's not a rumor. The man's name is Urban Meyer.
Urban Danielson is a Florida booster.
Hell, Lumbergh fucked him.
The janitors who had to clean the press box after the Arkansas Florida game had to clean up after Danielson was found masterbating furously during the game.
He also drinks cum.
He's a HOMO!