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			Gary Danielson is a biased sportscaster who makes bold statements without basis. He broadcasts for the Southeastern Conference, as the Big Ten does not want him. He's without question an embarrassment
	'''Gary Danielson''' is a retired ] ]. He played for the ] from ] to ] and for the ] in ], ] and ]. He amassed 13,764 passing yards and 81 ]s in 101 games as a professional. He ranks fourth in Lions history in passing yards and touchdowns. His five touchdowns in a ] game against the ] is still a Lions record.

			Danielson is a sellout and a retard.
	Before turning pro, Danielson played for three years at ], graduating in ]. He spent two years in the ], signing with the Lions after that league's demise.

			He shamelessly pimps the SEC because CBS has the television rights to that conference's games.
	After retiring from the Browns, Danielson joined ] as a ] analyst. He continued to work in that capacity for ESPN/] until 2006, when he joined ] as a ] analyst. At CBS, he works with ] on the network's No. 1 broadcast team during ] telecasts.

			The most recent Coaches Poll, Harris Interactive Poll, and AP Poll all rank Danielson as the world's undisputed first place douche bag.
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			Also, he can't count.

			It is rumored that he has a 2 mm penis, and likes men.
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			That's not a rumor. The man's name is Urban Meyer.
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			Urban Danielson is a Florida booster.
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			Hell, Lumbergh fucked him.
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			The janitors who had to clean the press box after the Arkansas Florida game had to clean up after Danielson was found masterbating furously during the game.
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			He also drinks cum.
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			He's a HOMO!
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Revision as of 04:09, 3 December 2006

Gary Danielson is a biased sportscaster who makes bold statements without basis. He broadcasts for the Southeastern Conference, as the Big Ten does not want him. He's without question an embarrassment

Danielson is a sellout and a retard.

He shamelessly pimps the SEC because CBS has the television rights to that conference's games.

The most recent Coaches Poll, Harris Interactive Poll, and AP Poll all rank Danielson as the world's undisputed first place douche bag.

Also, he can't count.

It is rumored that he has a 2 mm penis, and likes men.

That's not a rumor. The man's name is Urban Meyer.

Urban Danielson is a Florida booster.

Hell, Lumbergh fucked him.

The janitors who had to clean the press box after the Arkansas Florida game had to clean up after Danielson was found masterbating furously during the game.

He also drinks cum.

He's a HOMO!