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			'''Gary Danielson''' is a retired ] ]. He played for the ] from ] to ] and for the ] in ], ] and ]. He amassed 13,764 passing yards and 81 ]s in 101 games as a professional. He ranks fourth in Lions history in passing yards and touchdowns. His five touchdowns in a ] game against the ] is still a Lions record.
	Gary Danielson is a biased sportscaster who makes bold statements without basis. He broadcasts for the Southeastern Conference, as the Big Ten does not want him. He's without question an embarrassment

			Before turning pro, Danielson played for three years at ], graduating in ]. He spent two years in the ], signing with the Lions after that league's demise.
	Danielson is a sellout and a retard.

			After retiring from the Browns, Danielson joined ] as a ] analyst. He continued to work in that capacity for ESPN/] until 2006, when he joined ] as a ] analyst. At CBS, he works with ] on the network's No. 1 broadcast team during ] telecasts.
	He shamelessly pimps the SEC because CBS has the television rights to that conference's games.

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	The most recent Coaches Poll, Harris Interactive Poll, and AP Poll all rank Danielson as the world's undisputed first place douche bag.
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	Also, he can't count.

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	It is rumored that he has a 2 mm penis, and likes men.
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	That's not a rumor. The man's name is Urban Meyer.

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	Urban Danielson is a Florida booster.
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	Hell, Lumbergh fucked him.
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	The janitors who had to clean the press box after the Arkansas Florida game had to clean up after Danielson was found masterbating furously during the game.
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	He also drinks cum.
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	He's a HOMO!
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Revision as of 04:09, 3 December 2006

Gary Danielson is a retired American football quarterback. He played for the Detroit Lions from 1976 to 1984 and for the Cleveland Browns in 1985, 1987 and 1988. He amassed 13,764 passing yards and 81 touchdowns in 101 games as a professional. He ranks fourth in Lions history in passing yards and touchdowns. His five touchdowns in a 1978 game against the Minnesota Vikings is still a Lions record.

Before turning pro, Danielson played for three years at Purdue University, graduating in 1973. He spent two years in the World Football League, signing with the Lions after that league's demise.

After retiring from the Browns, Danielson joined ESPN as a college football analyst. He continued to work in that capacity for ESPN/ABC Sports until 2006, when he joined CBS Sports as a college football analyst. At CBS, he works with Verne Lundquist on the network's No. 1 broadcast team during Southeastern Conference telecasts.

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Preceded byMike Phipps	Purdue Boilermakers Starting Quarterbacks 1970-1972	Succeeded byBo Bobrowski
Preceded byPaul McDonald	Cleveland Browns Starting Quarterbacks 1985	Succeeded byBernie Kosar

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