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'''Falun Gong''', ({{zh-tsp |t=]]] |s=法]功 |p=Fǎlún Gōng}}; literally "Practice of the Wheel of Law") also known as '''Falun Dafa''', ({{zh-tsp |t=法輪]法 |s=法轮大法 |p=Fǎlún dàfǎ}}; lit. "Great Law of the Wheel of Law") is a system of "mind and body cultivation" introduced by ] (whose surname is Li) to the public in 1992. Falun Gong refers to five sets of meditation exercises (four standing, and one sitting meditation), and Falun Dafa refers to a set of religious teachings. Li claims to provide salvation for mankind<ref>http://www.falundafa.org/book/eng/north_america.htm</ref> and his Dafa (great law) is judging all beings in a process called Fa-rectification.<ref>http://falundafa.org/book/eng/jjyz2_46.htm</ref> | |||
Falun Gong has been the focus of international controversy since ], ], when the government of the ] (PRC) began a suppression of the movement nationwide, except in the ] of ]. The PRC government claims to have banned the group for what it considers to be illegal and seditious activities, calling the Falun Gong an evil cult responsible for the deaths and morally corrupting its practitioners thereby threatening the overall stability of the country.<ref>, (], ]) ''People's Daily Online'', retrieved ], ]</ref> The Falun Gong claims it was banned due to what it believes to be the communist government's intolerance for other beliefs, as well as Jiang's personal jealousy that he could not control people's hearts and minds demonstrated by the growing success of the movement <ref name="CW FAQ">Falun Dafa Clearwisdom.net , retrieved ], ]</ref> The suppression of Falun Gong is considered a human rights violation by a number of (mostly western) human rights groups and politicians.<ref> United Nations (], ]) [http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2004/hrcn1073.doc.htm Press Release | |||
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The exact number of Falun Gong practitioners is not known. A figure of 70 million practitioners was quoted in a ''New York Times'' article published ], ]. According to the article, this figure was the estimate of PRC government.<ref>Faison, Seth (], ]) ''New York Times'', retrieved ], ]</ref> However according to a statement posted on ], ] the membership estimated by Beijing was 2.1 million.<ref>Embassy of the People's Republic of China (], ]) , retrieved ], ]</ref> A main Falun Gong website states a figure of 100 million practitioners worldwide, including 70 million in mainland China.<ref name="CW FAQ" /> | |||
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== Origins == | |||
Falun Gong (Falun Dafa) was introduced to the public by Li Hongzhi on ], ] in ], ]. According to Li, Falun Gong is an advanced "cultivation system" in the "Buddha School" which, in the past, was handed down to chosen disciples and served as an intensive "cultivation method" that required practitioners with extremely high “Xinxing” (mind-nature; heart-nature; character) or “great inborn quality.” Li taught the practice for three years and since then Falun Gong has also been promoted by practitioners themselves voluntarily. Falun Gong quickly grew in popularity in China, and starting in 1996 Li has introduced the practice to other countries. | |||
At the beginning, Li introduced himself to the public as a ] master. In ''A Short Biography of Mr. Li Hongzhi'', which appeared as an appendix in the ] version of his book, ''Zhuan Falun'', before 1996, it was claimed that Li was guided by more than 20 masters of both the Buddhist and Taoist cultivation ways since the age of four. Li’s first teacher reportedly introduced him to the cultivation of truth, compassion and forbearance (zhen, shan, ren). At age of eight, he was reported to have acquired supernatural powers. It was claimed that he could levitate off the ground and become invisible simply by thinking "Nobody can see me.” Two other claims of supernatural powers were his ability to control people’s movements by thoughts and to move himself anywhere he wanted by thought alone. The biography also claimed Li has discovered the truth of the universe and the origin of humankind and has foreseen the development and future of the humankind.<ref>, retrieved ], ]</ref> | |||
In Li Hongzhi’s Canadian lectures held on ], ] in Toronto, a question was asked to Mr. Li: | |||
"I want to recommend to a newspaper that they publish the Master’s biography. Is this appropriate?" and he answered: | |||
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No. I don’t want to speak about my own situation. Nobody should. Because everybody wanted to find out about me there was a very, very simple biography in ''Zhuan Falun''. Now I had asked them to take it out. What I tell you about is the Law (]), everyone should study this Law. Have no interest in my circumstances! Just study the Law and that will lead you to consummation. | |||
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Interviewed by '']'' in May 1999, Li Hongzhi was asked to name his teachers. In response Li stated, "I do not wish to have their names known. I had masters in two schools."<ref>Dowell, William (], ]) , retrieved ], ]</ref> | |||
== History and timeline == | |||
Contents | |||
{{main|History of Falun Gong}} | |||
1 What some famous people have to say about your mom | |||
2 Fun facts about your mom | |||
3 Things you really, really don't want to know about your mom | |||
4 Also... | |||
5 Allegations about your mom | |||
6 In other countries | |||
6.1 Scotland | |||
6.2 Australia | |||
6.3 Nowhere | |||
6.4 South Africa | |||
6.5 Other uses | |||
6.6 Dictionary Definition | |||
7 In popular culture | |||
7.1 Yo Momma | |||
Falun Gong was introduced to the public by Li Hongzhi on ], ], in Changchun, ]. Invited by Qigong organizations from each area, Mr. Li traveled to almost all major cities in China from 1992 to 1994 to teach the practice. From 1995 to 1999, Mr. Li Hongzhi introduced the practice to other countries. Since then, Falun Gong has been voluntarily promoted by practitioners themselves. | |||
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== Beliefs and teachings == | |||
{{main|Teachings of Falun Gong}} | |||
The foundation of Falun Dafa are teachings known in traditional Chinese culture as the "Fa" (]), or "Dharma and principles" – that are set forth in the book ''Zhuan Falun''. Falun Gong teaches that what it calls the "Buddha Law" can be summarized in three words – Zhen ], Shan ] and Ren ], which translate approximately as 'truthfulness, benevolence (or compassion), and forbearance'. The process of cultivation is said to be one in which the practitioner assimilates himself or herself to Zhen 真, Shan 善 and Ren 忍. | |||
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The teachings and principles of Falun Gong are captured in two main books written by Li Hongzhi: ''Falun Gong'' (Law Wheel Qi Gong) and ''Zhuan Falun'' (Turning the Law Wheel). ''Falun Gong'' is an introductory book that discusses qigong, introduces the principles and provides illustrations and explanations of the exercises. ''Zhuan Falun'' is the core text of Falun Dafa practice.<ref>Hongzhi, Li. . ''Falundafa.org'', retrieved ], ]</ref> | |||
== Research into health benefits == | |||
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Research conducted into the health benefits of Falun Dafa include work by Quan-Zhen Li (Ph.D, M.D), Richard J. Johnson(M.D.), Ping Li (Ph.D) et al. Their paper titled reports the result of studies conducted on Neutrophils/polymorphonuclear leukocytes (PMNs) of Falun Gong practitioners. The study reports that among the 6 practitioners on whom the genomic profiling was done, in comparison to the control group, about 200 genes were found consistently up-regulated or down-regulated. | |||
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The study states: | |||
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''"We here report the cellular and molecular changes in Falun Gong practitioners' PMNs that may attribute to enhanced immunity, alteration of apoptotic properties in favor of a rapid resolution of inflammation, as well as PMNs longevity based upon a much more economical balance of protein synthesis and degradation."'' | |||
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''"Drastic system-level changes of gene expression were detected in PMNs of Falun Gong practitioners, while little changes were detected among non-practitioners, despite the differences in age and gender. Most interestingly, the genes that are regulated in a consensus fashion among the practitioners can be grouped into several functional clusters, which are directly linked to PMN functions in anti-viral immunity, apoptotic property and possibly longevity based upon a much more economical balance of protein synthesis and degradation."'' | |||
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The Falun Dafa Australia website lists three surveys conducted in China in 1998, all of which suggest significant improvement in health levels. While the latter two provide no information related to who performed the surveys, the first lists a team of eleven researchers assembled from various institutes, hospitals, and universities. This survey was conducted on over ten thousand Falun Gong adherents in Beijing. The results suggest that among the participants Falun Gong’s disease healing rate was 99.1% with a cure rate of 58.5%. The rate of improvement in physical health was 80.3%, while 96.5% in mental health. The results of this survey indicate that Falun Gong has a significant effect in disease healing and improving health.<ref>{{cite web | title = Falun Gong Health Effects Survey | publisher = Australian Falun Dafa Information Centre | url = http://www.falunau.org/healthsurvey.htm | date = 2002 | accessdate = 2006-09-21}} </ref> | |||
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=== References === | |||
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*Quan-Zhen Li, Gabriela E. Garcia, Ping Li, Richard J. Johnson, Tongwen Wang and Lili Feng. An ancient cultivation practice Falun Gong improves neutrophil functions and causes system-level gene regulation. Proceedings of the WSEAS International Conferences, Miami, 2004; 12th International Conference On Second Messengers and Phosphoproteins, Meeting abstract, THP082, page 141.<ref>http://www.asianresearch.org/articles/2397.html</ref> | |||
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*Dan L, Pu RY, Li FJ, Li NY, Wang Q, Lu Y, Li CX, Liu ZL, Feng SQ, Lin CT, Liu X. Falun Gong health effects survey: Ten thousand cases in Beijing. 1998. | |||
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== Criticism and controversies == | |||
{{Main article|Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong}} | |||
Criticism and controversy about the Falun Gong began a few years after its introduction in China in 1992 and continues to this day. | |||
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=== Differences between Falun Gong and other beliefs === | |||
{{Main article|Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong#Differences between Falun Gong, Buddhism, Qigong and other beliefs}} | |||
Whether Falun Gong cultivation practice derives legitimacy from the ancient teachings of Buddhism is a matter of some controversy. Supporters say that traditional Chinese teachings called the Fa (Dharma) or “Dharma and principles” form the foundation for their Falun Dafa. In Zhuan Falun, Li states “the Falun Dafa is one of 84,000 cultivation ways in the Buddha’s School, which has never been made public during the historical period of this human civilization.” However, as reported by Benjamin Penny (2005), Falun Gong’s earliest critics stated that by dramatically changing the meanings of traditional Buddhist terms, Li misrepresents the basic tenets of Buddhism and should not claim to be part of that tradition. | |||
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=== Li as a savior or supernatural entity === | |||
{{Main article|Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong#Li as a savior or supernatural entity}} | |||
Li has never directly said he is God, but some critics say that he assumes the role of a divinity by virtue of his claimed supernatural powers (Chang, 2004). In addition to claiming to be the exclusive savior of mankind during this "Dharma ending period," Li promises his disciples that they themselves will become gods some day. He has numerous ''fashen'' (law bodies) which, it is claimed, can also exercise "great supernatural power," cure illnesses and know what the practitioners are thinking at all times. | |||
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=== Fa-rectification: Li's version of the apocalypse? === | |||
{{Main article|Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong#Fa-rectification: Li’s version of the apocalypse?}} | |||
Whether Li’s teaching that his Dafa (great law) is judging all sentient beings amounts to an apocalyptic prediction is a matter of some debate. Practitioners strongly reject the apocalyptic label, while commentators generally come to an opposite conclusion. Maria Chang (2004) writes: | |||
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"Just as human civilizations had been destroyed in the past because of immorality, Li is convinced that the moral decadence of our times is leading to another apocalypse. His writings and speeches are replete with references to the 'Dharma-ending period' of 'the apocalypse,' the 'Great Havoc,' and the 'end times' (''mojie''). With the end days approaching, Li has set about disseminating Falun Dafa so as 'to provide salvation to mankind ... in this final period of the Last Havoc.'" | |||
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=== Debatable significance of Falun Gong awards and recognitions === | |||
{{Main article|Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong#Debatable significance of Falun Gong awards and recognitions}} | |||
There is some controversy about how meaningful Falun Gong’s many municipal awards and recognitions are and how they are used to promote the Falun Gong. | |||
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Patsy Rahn (2000), states they “are documents routinely obtained by groups from public officials in the US for public relations purposes” and may be used to mislead people in China into believing “that the American government supports Master Li and his Falun Gong practitioners.”<ref>Rahn, Patsy (2000) "", ''Cultic Studies Journal'', volume 17 pages 168-188</ref> Noah Porter (2003) argues that these awards are not always easy to get, citing one example from Tampa, Florida.<ref>Porter, Noah (2003) [http://www.lib.usf.edu/ETD-db/theses/available/etd-06122003-113105/unrestric | |||
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ted/FalunGongInTheUS-NoahPorter-Thesis.pdf "Falun Gong in the United States: An Ethnographic Study"], (Dissertation.com) paperback ISBN 1-58112-190-3</ref> <!-- Does Porter's report really say that? Where? It's a long document, but I haven't found such a thing in it yet. --> | |||
=== Falun Gong and sexual orientation === | |||
{{Main article|Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong#Falun Gong and homosexuality}} | |||
Li has made statements condemning ], suggesting a homosexual has a "dark heart, turning demonic."<ref>Hongzhi, Li (], ]) "The World's Ten Evils" retrieved ], ]</ref> However, homosexuals can practice Falun Gong if they "correct this bad behavior".<ref>Hongzhi, Li (] - ], ]) , retrieved ], ]</ref> The teachings of Falun Gong are seen as ] by critics, while defenders of the Falun Gong dispute whether statements made by Falun Gong's founder are fairly interpreted. | |||
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==Ethics== | |||
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{{See also|Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong#allegations of exclusivity and intolerance in Falun Gong ethics}} | |||
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Falun Gong lays emphasis on its interpretation of good moral nature. Practitioners are required to emphasize virtue (de), be a good person in all environments, and always think of others before doing things. | |||
According to Li Hongzhi, the sole criterion that distinguishes good from bad is the unchanging characteristic of the universe: Zhen-Shan-Ren (Truthfulness, Benevolence and Forbearance). In Zhuan Falun, Li states: | |||
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“As a practitioner, one must follow this characteristic of the universe to conduct himself instead of the standard of ordinary people…. As a human being, if you can follow this universe’s characteristic of Zhen-Shan-Ren, you are a good person.”<ref name="Zhuan Falun">Hongzhi, Li '''' (Yih Chyun, Fair Winds Press edition 2001) ISBN 1931412537</ref> | |||
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In a speech in Los Angeles (2006), Li Hongzhi spoke for the first time about what he sees as a big problem—cultivators not accepting criticism well. He also suggested that practitioners may be too focused on making judgments about others: | |||
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"As cultivators, think about it—I've talked about this in Zhuan Falun and in my earlier teachings on Fa—I have said, "Don't hit back when hit, don't talk back when insulted." When others mistreat you, you should respond with just a smile and let that be the end of it. And when others are embroiled in conflict and you are just an onlooker, you should think about it, "How can I do better? If I were in that position, would I be able to control my xinxing and face the criticism and disapproval like a cultivator?" Cultivation is about looking inside yourself. Whether you are right or wrong, you should examine yourself. Cultivation is about getting rid of human attachments. If you always reject reproaches and criticism, always point your fingers at others, and always refute others' disapproval and criticism, is that cultivating? How is that cultivating? You have grown used to focusing on other people's shortcomings, and never take examining your own self seriously. When others' cultivation one day meets with success, what about you? Isn't Master hoping that you are cultivating well? Why won't you accept criticism, and why do you keep focusing on other people? Why not cultivate inward and examine your own self? Why do you get agitated when you are criticized? How many of you seated here can keep at ease when someone points at you out of the blue and berates you? How many of you can stay unruffled and search for the reason on your part when faced with others' criticism and chiding?"<ref>Hongzhi, Li (], ]) , retrieved June 13, 2006</ref> | |||
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Falun Gong also believes in the act of retribution, and that all good and evil deeds will be paid in return in the due time. Because of this, Falun Gong practitioners see the PRC government crackdown as an act of "evil", and some pro-Falun Gong groups have reported claims of a number of people dying or suffering spontaneously after their alleged involvement in the crackdown of Falun Gong.{{fact}} | |||
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== Suppression of Falun Gong == | |||
{{Main article| Suppression of Falun Gong}} | |||
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In July 1999, the PRC government declared the practice of Falun Gong illegal in mainland China. Several weeks earlier, for 12 hours on ], about 10,000 people gathered at the Central Appeal Office at Foyou street,<ref name="Reid">Reid, Graham (2006) , ''New Zealand Listener'', retrieved ], ]</ref> outside ], the headquarters of the PRC government, and lined up along a 2 km stretch. The practitioners dispersed peacefully after they received word that ], the ], had agreed to their requests.<!--- This citation needs more information before it can be formatted properly; where was it published, who published it, etc<ref>http://www-camlaw.rutgers.edu/publications/law-religion/new_devs/RJLR_ND_66.pdf</ref> ---> Nevertheless, it was widely reported by the Chinese media that the organizing of a protest in the heart of the ] by Falun Gong practitioners alarmed many senior leaders, particularly ].<ref name="Reid" /> | |||
There has been international response to the suppression. According to the Falun Gong's Falun Dafa ''Clearwisdom.net'' site, there are, as of ], 2006, 2,898 reported cases of Falun Gong practitioners dying in police and government custody in China. It has also been reported that Falun Gong practioners held in concentration camps, have been killed for their organs, bones, and tissues, which are sold and transplanted at enormous profit<ref>http://www.faluninfo.net/fdifocus_organ.asp,<ref>Falun Dafa Clearwisdom.net,, retrieved ], ]</ref> giving rise to allegations of ] and ].<ref name="Kenworthy">Kenworthy, Curry , ''China Support Network'', retrieved ], ]</ref><ref name="UK00">UK Foreign & Commonwealth Office (2000), ''UK Foreign & Commonwealth Office'', retrieved ], ]</ref><!--- These need to be formatted properly<ref>http://www.chinasupport.net/site.php?page=buzz126</ref><ref>http://daccessdds.un.org/doc/UNDOC/GEN/G00/103/01/PDF/G0010301.pdf?OpenElement</ref><ref>http://www.fco.gov.uk/Files/kfile/HRPD_00_chap1.pdf</ref><ref>http://www.hrw.org/english/docs/2005/01/13/china9809.htm</ref><ref>http://www.fas.org/asmp/resources/govern/humanrights.htm</ref><ref>http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/C?c107:./temp/~c107ADdFfg</ref><ref>http://www.state.gov/g/drl/rls/hrrpt/2005/61605.htm</ref><ref>http://www.state.gov/g/drl/rls/irf/2005/51509.htm</ref><ref>http://web.amnesty.org/library/Index/engASA170042001</ref> ---> The report also alleges that hundreds of thousands of Falun Gong practitioners have been detained, with more than 100,000 sentenced to forced-labor camps. | |||
== Theoretical and epistemological Studies == | |||
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{{Main article|Theoretical and epistemological studies on Falun Gong}} | |||
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The content of Li Hongzhi's books include commentaries on questions that have been raised in China's qigong community. Falun Gong's teachings tap into a wide array of phenomena and cultural heritage that has been debated for ages. It is noteworthy that the definitions of a number of terms used in the Falun Gong context differ somewhat from the definitions traditionally used in Buddhist and Daoist belief systems. | |||
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== Falun Gong outside mainland China == | |||
{{Main article|Falun Gong outside China}} | |||
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The suppression of Falun Gong practitioners has been regarded by most western governments as a major international ] issue. As of December 2005, sixty-one ]s have been filed{{fact}} in about thirty countries charging Jiang and several other senior officials with ], torture, and ] for their roles in the treatment of Falun Gong in mainland China.<ref>http://www.wwrn.org/article.php?idd=14787&sec=25&cont=5</ref> The PRC government is accused by Falun Gong and many human rights groups of violating the ] (UNCAT), also ratified by the ]. | |||
Falun Gong practitioners are often seen on the streets in major metropolitan areas, directly informing the public of the suppression of practitioners in mainland China. | |||
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== References == | |||
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== Further reading == | |||
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*Ian Adams, Riley Adams and Rocco Galati, ''Power of the Wheel: The Falun Gong Revolution'' (Toronto: Stoddart Publishing, 2000) hard cover ISBN 0-7737-33270-5 | |||
“Crikey! It's a monster.” | |||
*Maria Hsia Chang, ''Falun Gong: The End of Days'' (New Haven, Connecticut: ], 2004) ISBN 0-300-10227-5 | |||
*Barend ter Haar, '''' (incl. extensive bibliography) | |||
*Li Hongzhi, '''' (Yih Chyun, 1993) | |||
*Li Hongzhi, '''' (Yih Chyun, ]?) | |||
*], ''Falun Gong's Challenge to China'' (], 2000) hardback ISBN 1888451130, paperback ISBN 1888451270 | |||
*], ''Cults in Our Midst: The Continuing Fight Against Their Hidden Menace'' Revised edition. (San Francisco: Jossey-Bass, 2003). ISBN 0-7879-6741-6 | |||
*Mo Wen, ''Poisonous Deceit: How The Chinese Government Literally Gets Away With Murder By Lying Deceiving And Fabricating Its "evidence" Against Falun Gong: An Hbcu Story'' (Toronto: Deep Six, 2002) Paperback. ISBN 0-9731-1810-5 | |||
== External links == | |||
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* by Samuel Luo, a Falun Gong critic. | |||
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* A extensive set of links to articles critical of FLG | |||
* 2001 news report on how Falun Gong manipulates politicians in the U.S. | |||
* , an exit counselor's claims of mind control techniques used by Falun Gong | |||
* detailed report on SF Resolution 66-06 | |||
* discussion on Falun Gong's view on homosexuality initiated by Samuel Luo; includes extensive user blog comments at the end | |||
* exposes the connection between the Falun Gong and the Epoch Times | |||
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* San Francisco Chronicle Report on "Cults and the Millennnium" conference in Seattle | |||
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* abstract of article by Patsy Rahn available in Cultic Studies Journal, Volume 17, pages 166-186. | |||
* A Falun Gong program on KPFA | |||
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* Memorial website for practitioners deaths while under persecution, updated with their stories | |||
* Includes a database of Falun Gong persecution cases in China. Searchable by Location, Victim, Criminal, Date. | |||
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“Your mom is your dad's wife” | |||
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~ Captain Obvious on Your mom | |||
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“*squawk* Your mom is... *squawk* your dad's...” | |||
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~ Dying Random Parrot on Captain Obvious | |||
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“I gave that woman the clap” | |||
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~ Stewart McDonald on Your mom | |||
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~ Isaac Newton on your mom | |||
“oh yeah baby” | |||
~ your dad on your mom | |||
“YEAH BABY, YEAH!” | |||
~ Austin Powers on your mom | |||
“Cheap as chips!” | |||
~ David Dickinson on your mom | |||
“I don't want to work, I want to bang your mom all day.” | |||
~ Todd Rundgren on your mom | |||
"Your mom likes Bush!" | |||
~ Stephen Colbert | |||
“*silence*” | |||
~ Dead Not-So-Random-Anymore Parrot | |||
“What's that coming over the hill, is it your mother?, Is it your mother? ” | |||
~ The Welsh on Your mom | |||
“Your mom's the newest member of the nWo, brother. ” | |||
~ Hulk Hogan on Your mom | |||
“Your mom has been arrested for drug possession and anal rape. Bail is $500.” | |||
~ Meg Griffin on Your mom | |||
“Hey, Eliwood! I fucked your mom!” | |||
~ Hector on Lord Eliwood's mom | |||
“Meh” | |||
~ Teh Cheat on Your mom | |||
“She has a very small penis.” | |||
~ Tiltyu on Eric Cartman's mom | |||
Fun facts about your mom | |||
Never forget to tell Your mom how much you love her.Your momma has eleven fingers and fifteen toes, and still can't count to twenty-six | |||
Your mums so fat thea Nasa octually orbits her. | |||
Yo momma is so fat, she started the Revolution revolution! | |||
Yo momma so fat, when she gets on the scales it says "to be continued..." | |||
Yo momma so ugly, she make blind muthafuckas cry | |||
Your mom is so stupid she thought that a parental control was an abortion | |||
yo momma so fat, she comes from both sides of the family | |||
Your mom has a peg leg with a kickstand | |||
Your mom has an afro with a chinstrap | |||
Your mom is a team killer acording to NYC_bLuNtRoLlEr_444 | |||
Your mom listens to Hard House / NRG. | |||
Your mom did the UN yesterday. | |||
Your mom is symbolized by the element Urmomium | |||
Your mom is still a virgin. She will probably remain a virgin unless you hire her a cabana boy. | |||
Your mom is somewhat like Helen of Troy, in that her face launched 1000 nuclear weapons, all of which were pointed at her. Interestingly enough, your mom survived the barrage. | |||
Your mom shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. | |||
Your mom sells her crack for crack. | |||
Your mom is the Uncyclopedia:Community Portal -- everyone gets a chance to enter. | |||
Your mom was exceedingly popular during a brief period in the 1980s, but then again, what wasn't? | |||
Don't ever let Your Mom give you the evil eye!Using 'Your mom' as a comeback became popular again in the year 2000 thanks to bored Indiana residents who decided that the old 80s joke should be born again for this new "Generation Y.45-802.11bag version 5.1(2800)" | |||
Your mom got so high once at a Jimmy Buffett concert that she threw her panties at a stuffed parrot, but that doesn't mean it's okay for you and your friends to waste your lives on the devil weed. | |||
Your mom is so fat that people practice by climbing Mt. Everest before they climb her. | |||
Your mom is so fat, the astronaughts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth | |||
Your mom is so fat that hundreds of horrible jokes have been made at her expense. | |||
Your mom is so ugly that hundreds of other horrible jokes have been made at her expense. | |||
Your mom is so ugly she needs two bags to cover her face. | |||
Your mom is so stupid she took me to the movie theater to see "Closed For The Season". | |||
Your moms breath smells so bad she the reason people grow old and die | |||
Your mom can't get a record deal because she doesn't want it enough. | |||
Your mom is so stupid she thought that MySpace was a sexual position. | |||
Your mom is so stupid she drove on the driveway and parked on the parkway. | |||
Your mom is so ugly, yo daddy brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. | |||
Your mom is so fat she swallowed my mom whole. | |||
Speaking of "your mom" and "come backs"... | |||
Your mom. | |||
Your mom would be horribly upset that you are wasting your life visiting this site. | |||
Your mom is so fat, she puts her tits in the overhead compartment on an airplane. | |||
Your mom's ass is so fat, that it has its own zip code. | |||
Your mom knows you spank the monkey, but loves you anyway. | |||
Your mom buys extra soft 3-ply Kleenex because she loves you anyway. | |||
Your mom was the 53rd leader of the free world. | |||
Your mom was subsequently made the 52nd through 78th states, because she was so fat. | |||
Your mom knows all about the monsters in your closet. | |||
Your mom owes me money, you douche! | |||
Your mom has apparently had sex with everyone you have ever argued with, including herself. | |||
Your mom is often confused with G.W.B and Abe Lincoln. I'm sorry, but all of them look like monkeys. | |||
Your mom is a creature from outer space. | |||
Your mom is outer space | |||
Your mom fought JFK in one of the greatest movie epics of all time. | |||
Your mom once tried Satanism, but didn't really like it. | |||
Your mom went to prom with Merv the Perv. | |||
Your mom is the mascot for the University of Arizona. | |||
Your mom had Rutgers University for lunch, Princeton University for dinner, and has the University of California as a teddy bear. | |||
Your mom is my mom. Am I confusing you? | |||
Your mom is like the Moon, big, round, and influences global weather patterns. | |||
Your mom is so stupid she failed her GED, while TAKING HER DRIVERS TEST! ZING! | |||
Your mom is so fat the city had to dig a hole through her for traffic to pass through. | |||
Your mom is so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin. | |||
Your mom is so fat, when Chris Farley tried to have sex with her he got lost for six days. When he came back out, he had a pet crab named Alfred. | |||
Your mom is so ugly, when she went to McDonalds, they couldn't serve happy meals. | |||
Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man on your mum. | |||
Your mom is so dumb that she put 20 cents in a parking meter and said "Where the fuck's my gumball?" | |||
Your mum - not mom - is so fat that she resides in the USA. | |||
Your mom is so fat and ugly and dumb that she would make a bad salesperson at GNC. | |||
Your mom is so fat, that when god created the earth and said let there be light he asked your mom to move! | |||
Your mom is so fat, that your dad rolled over three times and he was still on top of her. | |||
Your 'mom' sat next to everybody at school. | |||
Your mum is so fat that I decided to sleep with her, just to say I had. | |||
What country is so fat that is makes your mom look slim? None. Well, maybe the United States Of America, but that's beside the point. | |||
Your mom is so fat, she influences global weather patterns. | |||
Your mom is so old that she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. | |||
Your mom is so fat, that when she completes a revolution, time stops! | |||
Your mom is so old, her social security number is "I". | |||
Your mom is so ugly, she makes my mom look good. | |||
Your mom knows what you do right before going to sleep. | |||
Your mom is so ugly she doesn't look good at all when it really comes down to it. | |||
Your mom's name is actually Harriet. She's a 90 year old part Irish part Samoan woman who is currently leading an underground resitance against the future British Government. | |||
Your mom looks like Condoleeza Rice! | |||
Your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. | |||
The escape velocity at your mom's surface exceeds 3 * 10^8 m/s. | |||
Your mom did not understand the previous comment. It means her mass is roughly 500 times that of Sol, the sun. | |||
Your mom is like a vacumm, she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet | |||
Wanna know what forever feels like? Try walking around your mom... | |||
Your mom is really a grue, who really eats her children, and when she was having you, she was still suffereing from a 9 year hangover, and wasn't able to realise that you were being born. Your lucky that your father wanted fun and to occupy his time, thats why you dont have a little brother. | |||
Your momma is so fat that she went to the beach and animal rights activists tried to push her back in the water | |||
Your mom is so fat that when she turns around, the half of her thats moving towards you turns blue, and the other half turns red. | |||
Your mom makes kitty sad... | |||
Your mom's moustache makes kitty scared... | |||
I once asked for Your mom's autograph - i thought it was the guy from Lordi | |||
Your mom is so stupid she tells YOU your mama jokes. | |||
Your mom is so stupid she calls you a son-of-a-bitch. | |||
Your mom is so slutty she is your mom and your sister-in-law. | |||
Yo momma so fat, she uses the freeway to iron her underwear. | |||
Your mum's so ugly she uses a line of make up called "Why Bother!" | |||
Your mums so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in. | |||
Your mom's so stupid she thinks that Cross-Dressing is what you put on your salad. | |||
Things you really, really don't want to know about your mom | |||
Your Mom is so ugly, someone decided to stop pasting in the words "your mom". | |||
Your Mom was good last night and I left her money under the pillow. | |||
Your Mom is the Invisible man + Crack | |||
Your Mom is Phat.Also, penis. | |||
Your Mom gives great hummers! | |||
Your Mom has a really nice hat | |||
Your Mom has a huge crush on Barry Manilow, and has been mailing him her diary entries weekly for over two decades, doodle-hearts and all. | |||
Your Mom only lets your friends over for sleep-overs because she gets a little action with them while you sleep. | |||
Your Mom secretly likes the smell of her own flatus. Now you know where you get it from. | |||
Your Mom is like a Bowling Ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more. | |||
Your Mom bucked like Bambi in a forest fire while I was riding her last night. I had to grab her love handles with both hands to stay on. No wonder she demanded I tie her to the hood of the SUV before we started. | |||
Don't worry, Your Mom is still a virgin. You were a backdoor baby. | |||
Your Mom knows the exact come-on line which lead to your conception. | |||
Your Mom is really a homeless man living in Iraq. The Government does not want you to know this, so they handed you over to some fat bitch | |||
Your Mom thought you were an exceptionally large crap. | |||
Your Mom is actually Richard Simmons in disguise. | |||
The term motherfucker refers, specifically, to Your Mom. | |||
In a year's time, another term, far worse than motherfucker, will gain currency. It will be so scatologically vile that most nations will establish crimes for its usage. It, too, will refer, specifically, to Your Mom. | |||
Your Mom is Chief Test Engineer for the Jack Rabbit Massager Corporation. | |||
Your Mom wears crotchless panties. And a Peep Hole bra. | |||
Your Mom uses duo-balls to relieve the tedium of shopping. | |||
Your Mom is so evil, she forced this person to continue putting in the words "your mom". | |||
Your mom also enjoys using ben-wa gerbils. | |||
Your mom bangs like a shit-house door in a Force 9 gale. | |||
Your mom is really Bill Gates. | |||
Your mom has a dick. And it's dick is bigger than your dick. | |||
Your mom is so fat that she has nine zip codes and none of them border on each other. | |||
Your mom is so ugly that the Devil slapped her for smiling and then gouged his eyes out with his pitchfork. | |||
Your mom is also Tubgirl. | |||
Your mom is in love with Mr. Goatse. | |||
Your mom is a cam whore! | |||
Your mom eats dead babies. | |||
Your mom is so goddamn fat that her NASA sent a space probe to orbit her ass. They never heard from it again. | |||
Your mom has a job, and is a respected part of the community. | |||
Your mom is so fat, she entered a fat contest and won first, second, and third. | |||
Your mom is so fat that Stevie Wonder sees her | |||
Your mom isn't really a man. Shes a hermaphrodite. | |||
your mom is so old and fat that when she stood up one day she caused the ice age. *your mom is so old she witnessed david killing goliath and she was a waitress at the last supper. | |||
your mom is so fat, that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids go by, she said "stop that twinkie!" | |||
Your mom is Barry the Manny | |||
your mom is so poor that when i saw her kicking a can down the road, i asked what she was doing.She replied saying i'm moving! | |||
Your mom is so disgusting, she is Crystal Pepsi! | |||
Your mom was 35 when Jesus was born! | |||
Your mom is the age of God! | |||
Your mom is poop. | |||
Your mom is so fat, her ass has it’s own congressman. (And her congressman was bitch-slapped by Stephen Colbert for being a pussy liberal.) | |||
Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her! | |||
Your mom is so fat when she walks down the street she walks down the street! | |||
Your mom is so emo she saw a run-over squirrel, brought it home, named it George and bragged about it to her whole friends list. | |||
Your mom is so fat and emo she cut herself and bled butter. | |||
Your mom is so emo she spends $20 on a worn out, vintage looking shirt that was fresh off the shelf at Hot Topic. | |||
Your mom is so emo the Grim Reaper had to put out a restraining order. | |||
Your mom is so fat, that her period is an exclamation mark! | |||
Your mom was, when he made you. | |||
your mom is so fat, she cleans her clothes on the driveway | |||
Your mom is Russian and stupid, therefore, she thinks you are her. | |||
Your mom is so fat, when she is done wiping her ass, the Charmin baby is in its late teens. | |||
Your mom has just read this. And she is not amused. | |||
Your moms so stupid she sold her car for gas money | |||
Also... | |||
Your mom on a regular day. | |||
Your mom on a Good Day. | |||
Your mom on a Really Good Day. | |||
Not your mom. | |||
Allegations about your mom | |||
Dear Reader | |||
Kyle Rainforth Is A BITCH!!!!! So is Jonny Shoring | |||
You have two dads. And both of them are gay. With each other. | |||
Your two dads are George W Bush and Sadam Hussein | |||
Suzie has four dads. Five are in shallow graves. How many dads are you? | |||
Your mother has had sexual relations with all your base. | |||
Your mother tried to hang herself with a cordless phone. | |||
Your mom Is Darth Vader | |||
My other car is your mom. (OHHH! DISSED!) | |||
My other mom is your car. (!DESSID !HHHO) | |||
Your mom is a necrophiliac | |||
Your mom lost her viginity to a bucking bronco | |||
Your mom lost her virginity to you... | |||
So you are a bucking bronco and I lost my virginity to a bucking bronco. | |||
Fortunately, not all aligations are true. And these jokes suck balls. | |||
Your mum had sex with your dad, same with your neighbours mum. | |||
Your mother is from the plannet Endor and is a Wookie | |||
Your mom looks like a hoe | |||
In other countries | |||
Scotland | |||
'Your maw' is a Scottish colloquialism that derives from the phrase 'Your Mother'. Originally a phrase in English used to indicated someone’s birth parent, this Scottish version is most commonly used as way to put down people who have wronged you (or fucked you off as the natives would put it). | |||
Examples of the phrases use are the following: | |||
"Shut up ya baw bag or i'll beat you so hard your maw will feel it!" | |||
"I'm ge'in so fat 'cause a'time i have your maw she geez me a sandwich." | |||
It can also be used in place of the common phrase 'Fuck Off' to end an argument: | |||
Speaker 1: "You are a toetal dick by the whay!" | |||
Speaker 2: "You wheesht or i'll end you ya baw sack!!" | |||
Speaker 1: "Whituver ya wee fanny!" | |||
Speaker 2: *as dismissal* "Pshhh, your maw!" | |||
People should however be wary of using it in the latter sence as it will often lead to what is affectionately known as a Glasgow Kiss or if in certain parts of Govan, a Glessing. | |||
Australia | |||
Your Mum | |||
Nowhere | |||
(Also known as Norway) | |||
Mora di er mann, og faren din er homo. Ha ha ha. | |||
wait for your little yellow Babelfish to zdecode this gibberish* | |||
Your mom is a man and your dad is gay. Pancakes. | |||
South Africa | |||
'Jou ma' is a common phrase used to rebut an argument. It is often used in conjunction with 'se poes' or 'se gat' to form the often heard 'Jou ma se poes!' or 'Jou ma se gat!' which roughly translated means 'Your moms vagina' and 'Your moms asshole!' respectivly, although the former is the one more often used. | |||
Other uses | |||
Your mom is also used in as a lazy phrase to indicate someone having had sexual intercourse with an adversary’s mother. This is used often in cajoling and in defensive/offensive verbal banter between neds (who's natural habitats include Glasgow, Edinburgh and All of England; though English neds are weaklings and hardly worth counting) that often results in a battling not too dissimilar to that portrayed in the cartoon Pokemon. The battling invariably ends in one neds humiliation at which point he will run home to aforementioned 'sexually abused mother' to grass up who has just clattered him and stained his Fila trackies with grass, pish and bucky. If people are feeling particularly intelligent that day then the phrase can be used as a way of turning the conversation around on the other person. e.g. | |||
person 1: “Hey, you poked a hole in my balloon! I hate you!” | |||
person 2: “I poked a hole in your mom last night.” | |||
Dictionary Definition | |||
"wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'your mom' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically" quoted from the Urban Dictionary. | |||
"Ay your mom:- I don't believe you." quoted from the BBC site. | |||
"AAAA AAA" - AAAAAAAAA! | |||
"Jou Ma" - Afrikaans | |||
"Dei Muada" - Austrian | |||
"J0|2 (V)0(V)" - Leet | |||
"Je Moeder" - Dutch | |||
"Yo Momma" - Ebonics | |||
"Ta Mère" - French | |||
"???? ????" - Russian | |||
"Tvoja mama" - Slovene | |||
"Deine Mutter" - German | |||
"??? ???" or "????'?" - Really Bad Hebrew | |||
"? ?????? ???" - Greek | |||
"La Vostra Madre" - Italian | |||
"Your Mother" - England - English | |||
"Dirka dirka' - Arabic | |||
"Anyád" - Hungarian | |||
"Do Mháthair" - Irish | |||
"Omm tieg?ek" - Maltese | |||
"Mora di" or "mor di" - Norwegian | |||
"Twoja Stara" - Polish | |||
"A Tua Mãe" - Portuguese; "Sua Mãe" (Brazillian) | |||
"???? ????" or "???? ????!" - Russian | |||
"Tu Madre" - Spanish; "Tu Vieja" (Spanish slang) | |||
"?? ???" - Arabic | |||
"??????" - Japanese | |||
"???" - Korean | |||
"???" - Chinese | |||
"InnaMOY" - Tagalog | |||
"Ya Mum - Australian | |||
"Sun Mutsis" - Finnish | |||
"Din Mamma!" - Swedish | |||
"Tavo motuže." - Lithuanian | |||
"Ma(-ta aia curva si cheala" - Româna( | |||
"Din mor" - Danish | |||
"?????? ?????" - Bulgarian | |||
"Senin annen" - Turkish | |||
"Tu Jefa" or "Tu Mama" - Modern Mexican | |||
"Mama kau" - Malaysian Malay | |||
"Tua mater" - Latin | |||
"Sinu ema!" - Estonian | |||
In popular culture | |||
Yo Momma | |||
Yo Momma is a television series created by George Dubya Bush himself to destroy any credibility our nation has left by lowering our already pathetically low standards of entertainment. Also it airs on MTV2 and maybe MTV Sometimes. | |||
Overview - The show Itself is hosted by a perennial jackass named Wimer Valderama. This man from what experts have gathered is a bastard child. In the Show contestants compete by, "Slinging their Slander" at each other, these jokes don't have to be about the other contestants' mothers but you get extra points if you can tell a 'Yo Momma' joke without looking like an asshole. For Example: | |||
Yo Momma so fat, she's... really fuckin' fat, dawg. | |||
Round One - The show is divided into rounds, round one being the free for all round, where anyone, from hardcore blacksters to asians dudes with nerdy specs can compete, the winner gets to go on to a one-on-one match with the winner from the other side of town, as I'm sure you can imagine all rounds go like this. | |||
"Your mother is, so black, I turned out the lights and couldn't see her." | |||
"Yo Momma so asian, she walks out side and peeps asked where she got a full body raincoat" | |||
One-on-One Rounds - Next the one-on-one matches begin, the winner getting some "Cash Moooney" and dying a little on the inside, because this was and is their greatest accopmlishment. | |||
Sometime within the match | |||
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Falun Gong, (simplified Chinese: 法轮功; traditional Chinese: 法輪功; pinyin: Fǎlún Gōng; literally "Practice of the Wheel of Law") also known as Falun Dafa, (simplified Chinese: 法轮大法; traditional Chinese: 法輪大法; pinyin: Fǎlún dàfǎ; lit. "Great Law of the Wheel of Law") is a system of "mind and body cultivation" introduced by Li Hongzhi (whose surname is Li) to the public in 1992. Falun Gong refers to five sets of meditation exercises (four standing, and one sitting meditation), and Falun Dafa refers to a set of religious teachings. Li claims to provide salvation for mankind and his Dafa (great law) is judging all beings in a process called Fa-rectification.
Falun Gong has been the focus of international controversy since July 20, 1999, when the government of the People's Republic of China (PRC) began a suppression of the movement nationwide, except in the special administrative region of Hong Kong. The PRC government claims to have banned the group for what it considers to be illegal and seditious activities, calling the Falun Gong an evil cult responsible for the deaths and morally corrupting its practitioners thereby threatening the overall stability of the country. The Falun Gong claims it was banned due to what it believes to be the communist government's intolerance for other beliefs, as well as Jiang's personal jealousy that he could not control people's hearts and minds demonstrated by the growing success of the movement The suppression of Falun Gong is considered a human rights violation by a number of (mostly western) human rights groups and politicians.
The exact number of Falun Gong practitioners is not known. A figure of 70 million practitioners was quoted in a New York Times article published April 27, 1999. According to the article, this figure was the estimate of PRC government. However according to a statement posted on November 1, 1999 the membership estimated by Beijing was 2.1 million. A main Falun Gong website states a figure of 100 million practitioners worldwide, including 70 million in mainland China.
Origins
Falun Gong (Falun Dafa) was introduced to the public by Li Hongzhi on May 13, 1992 in Changchun, Jilin. According to Li, Falun Gong is an advanced "cultivation system" in the "Buddha School" which, in the past, was handed down to chosen disciples and served as an intensive "cultivation method" that required practitioners with extremely high “Xinxing” (mind-nature; heart-nature; character) or “great inborn quality.” Li taught the practice for three years and since then Falun Gong has also been promoted by practitioners themselves voluntarily. Falun Gong quickly grew in popularity in China, and starting in 1996 Li has introduced the practice to other countries.
At the beginning, Li introduced himself to the public as a Qigong master. In A Short Biography of Mr. Li Hongzhi, which appeared as an appendix in the Chinese version of his book, Zhuan Falun, before 1996, it was claimed that Li was guided by more than 20 masters of both the Buddhist and Taoist cultivation ways since the age of four. Li’s first teacher reportedly introduced him to the cultivation of truth, compassion and forbearance (zhen, shan, ren). At age of eight, he was reported to have acquired supernatural powers. It was claimed that he could levitate off the ground and become invisible simply by thinking "Nobody can see me.” Two other claims of supernatural powers were his ability to control people’s movements by thoughts and to move himself anywhere he wanted by thought alone. The biography also claimed Li has discovered the truth of the universe and the origin of humankind and has foreseen the development and future of the humankind.
In Li Hongzhi’s Canadian lectures held on May 23, 1999 in Toronto, a question was asked to Mr. Li: "I want to recommend to a newspaper that they publish the Master’s biography. Is this appropriate?" and he answered:
No. I don’t want to speak about my own situation. Nobody should. Because everybody wanted to find out about me there was a very, very simple biography in Zhuan Falun. Now I had asked them to take it out. What I tell you about is the Law (Dharma), everyone should study this Law. Have no interest in my circumstances! Just study the Law and that will lead you to consummation.
Interviewed by Time magazine in May 1999, Li Hongzhi was asked to name his teachers. In response Li stated, "I do not wish to have their names known. I had masters in two schools."
History and timeline
Main article: History of Falun GongFalun Gong was introduced to the public by Li Hongzhi on May 13, 1992, in Changchun, Jilin. Invited by Qigong organizations from each area, Mr. Li traveled to almost all major cities in China from 1992 to 1994 to teach the practice. From 1995 to 1999, Mr. Li Hongzhi introduced the practice to other countries. Since then, Falun Gong has been voluntarily promoted by practitioners themselves.
Beliefs and teachings
Main article: Teachings of Falun GongThe foundation of Falun Dafa are teachings known in traditional Chinese culture as the "Fa" (Dharma), or "Dharma and principles" – that are set forth in the book Zhuan Falun. Falun Gong teaches that what it calls the "Buddha Law" can be summarized in three words – Zhen 真, Shan 善 and Ren 忍, which translate approximately as 'truthfulness, benevolence (or compassion), and forbearance'. The process of cultivation is said to be one in which the practitioner assimilates himself or herself to Zhen 真, Shan 善 and Ren 忍.
The teachings and principles of Falun Gong are captured in two main books written by Li Hongzhi: Falun Gong (Law Wheel Qi Gong) and Zhuan Falun (Turning the Law Wheel). Falun Gong is an introductory book that discusses qigong, introduces the principles and provides illustrations and explanations of the exercises. Zhuan Falun is the core text of Falun Dafa practice.
Research into health benefits
Research conducted into the health benefits of Falun Dafa include work by Quan-Zhen Li (Ph.D, M.D), Richard J. Johnson(M.D.), Ping Li (Ph.D) et al. Their paper titled Genomic Profiling of Neutrophil Transcripts in Asian Qigong Practitioners: A Pilot Study in Gene Regulation by Mind–Body Interaction reports the result of studies conducted on Neutrophils/polymorphonuclear leukocytes (PMNs) of Falun Gong practitioners. The study reports that among the 6 practitioners on whom the genomic profiling was done, in comparison to the control group, about 200 genes were found consistently up-regulated or down-regulated.
The study states:
"We here report the cellular and molecular changes in Falun Gong practitioners' PMNs that may attribute to enhanced immunity, alteration of apoptotic properties in favor of a rapid resolution of inflammation, as well as PMNs longevity based upon a much more economical balance of protein synthesis and degradation."
"Drastic system-level changes of gene expression were detected in PMNs of Falun Gong practitioners, while little changes were detected among non-practitioners, despite the differences in age and gender. Most interestingly, the genes that are regulated in a consensus fashion among the practitioners can be grouped into several functional clusters, which are directly linked to PMN functions in anti-viral immunity, apoptotic property and possibly longevity based upon a much more economical balance of protein synthesis and degradation."
The Falun Dafa Australia website lists three surveys conducted in China in 1998, all of which suggest significant improvement in health levels. While the latter two provide no information related to who performed the surveys, the first lists a team of eleven researchers assembled from various institutes, hospitals, and universities. This survey was conducted on over ten thousand Falun Gong adherents in Beijing. The results suggest that among the participants Falun Gong’s disease healing rate was 99.1% with a cure rate of 58.5%. The rate of improvement in physical health was 80.3%, while 96.5% in mental health. The results of this survey indicate that Falun Gong has a significant effect in disease healing and improving health.
References
- Quan-Zhen Li, Gabriela E. Garcia, Ping Li, Richard J. Johnson, Tongwen Wang and Lili Feng. An ancient cultivation practice Falun Gong improves neutrophil functions and causes system-level gene regulation. Proceedings of the WSEAS International Conferences, Miami, 2004; 12th International Conference On Second Messengers and Phosphoproteins, Meeting abstract, THP082, page 141.
- Dan L, Pu RY, Li FJ, Li NY, Wang Q, Lu Y, Li CX, Liu ZL, Feng SQ, Lin CT, Liu X. Falun Gong health effects survey: Ten thousand cases in Beijing. 1998.
Criticism and controversies
Main article: Criticism and controversies about Falun GongCriticism and controversy about the Falun Gong began a few years after its introduction in China in 1992 and continues to this day.
Differences between Falun Gong and other beliefs
Main article: Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong § Differences between Falun Gong, Buddhism, Qigong and other beliefsWhether Falun Gong cultivation practice derives legitimacy from the ancient teachings of Buddhism is a matter of some controversy. Supporters say that traditional Chinese teachings called the Fa (Dharma) or “Dharma and principles” form the foundation for their Falun Dafa. In Zhuan Falun, Li states “the Falun Dafa is one of 84,000 cultivation ways in the Buddha’s School, which has never been made public during the historical period of this human civilization.” However, as reported by Benjamin Penny (2005), Falun Gong’s earliest critics stated that by dramatically changing the meanings of traditional Buddhist terms, Li misrepresents the basic tenets of Buddhism and should not claim to be part of that tradition.
Li as a savior or supernatural entity
Main article: Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong § Li as a savior or supernatural entityLi has never directly said he is God, but some critics say that he assumes the role of a divinity by virtue of his claimed supernatural powers (Chang, 2004). In addition to claiming to be the exclusive savior of mankind during this "Dharma ending period," Li promises his disciples that they themselves will become gods some day. He has numerous fashen (law bodies) which, it is claimed, can also exercise "great supernatural power," cure illnesses and know what the practitioners are thinking at all times.
Fa-rectification: Li's version of the apocalypse?
Main article: Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong § Fa-rectification: Li’s version of the apocalypse?Whether Li’s teaching that his Dafa (great law) is judging all sentient beings amounts to an apocalyptic prediction is a matter of some debate. Practitioners strongly reject the apocalyptic label, while commentators generally come to an opposite conclusion. Maria Chang (2004) writes: "Just as human civilizations had been destroyed in the past because of immorality, Li is convinced that the moral decadence of our times is leading to another apocalypse. His writings and speeches are replete with references to the 'Dharma-ending period' of 'the apocalypse,' the 'Great Havoc,' and the 'end times' (mojie). With the end days approaching, Li has set about disseminating Falun Dafa so as 'to provide salvation to mankind ... in this final period of the Last Havoc.'"
Debatable significance of Falun Gong awards and recognitions
Main article: Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong § Debatable significance of Falun Gong awards and recognitionsThere is some controversy about how meaningful Falun Gong’s many municipal awards and recognitions are and how they are used to promote the Falun Gong. Patsy Rahn (2000), states they “are documents routinely obtained by groups from public officials in the US for public relations purposes” and may be used to mislead people in China into believing “that the American government supports Master Li and his Falun Gong practitioners.” Noah Porter (2003) argues that these awards are not always easy to get, citing one example from Tampa, Florida.
Falun Gong and sexual orientation
Main article: Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong § Falun Gong and homosexualityLi has made statements condemning homosexuality, suggesting a homosexual has a "dark heart, turning demonic." However, homosexuals can practice Falun Gong if they "correct this bad behavior". The teachings of Falun Gong are seen as homophobic by critics, while defenders of the Falun Gong dispute whether statements made by Falun Gong's founder are fairly interpreted.
Ethics
See also: Criticism and controversies about Falun Gong § allegations of exclusivity and intolerance in Falun Gong ethicsFalun Gong lays emphasis on its interpretation of good moral nature. Practitioners are required to emphasize virtue (de), be a good person in all environments, and always think of others before doing things.
According to Li Hongzhi, the sole criterion that distinguishes good from bad is the unchanging characteristic of the universe: Zhen-Shan-Ren (Truthfulness, Benevolence and Forbearance). In Zhuan Falun, Li states:
“As a practitioner, one must follow this characteristic of the universe to conduct himself instead of the standard of ordinary people…. As a human being, if you can follow this universe’s characteristic of Zhen-Shan-Ren, you are a good person.”
In a speech in Los Angeles (2006), Li Hongzhi spoke for the first time about what he sees as a big problem—cultivators not accepting criticism well. He also suggested that practitioners may be too focused on making judgments about others:
"As cultivators, think about it—I've talked about this in Zhuan Falun and in my earlier teachings on Fa—I have said, "Don't hit back when hit, don't talk back when insulted." When others mistreat you, you should respond with just a smile and let that be the end of it. And when others are embroiled in conflict and you are just an onlooker, you should think about it, "How can I do better? If I were in that position, would I be able to control my xinxing and face the criticism and disapproval like a cultivator?" Cultivation is about looking inside yourself. Whether you are right or wrong, you should examine yourself. Cultivation is about getting rid of human attachments. If you always reject reproaches and criticism, always point your fingers at others, and always refute others' disapproval and criticism, is that cultivating? How is that cultivating? You have grown used to focusing on other people's shortcomings, and never take examining your own self seriously. When others' cultivation one day meets with success, what about you? Isn't Master hoping that you are cultivating well? Why won't you accept criticism, and why do you keep focusing on other people? Why not cultivate inward and examine your own self? Why do you get agitated when you are criticized? How many of you seated here can keep at ease when someone points at you out of the blue and berates you? How many of you can stay unruffled and search for the reason on your part when faced with others' criticism and chiding?"
Falun Gong also believes in the act of retribution, and that all good and evil deeds will be paid in return in the due time. Because of this, Falun Gong practitioners see the PRC government crackdown as an act of "evil", and some pro-Falun Gong groups have reported claims of a number of people dying or suffering spontaneously after their alleged involvement in the crackdown of Falun Gong.
Suppression of Falun Gong
Main article: Suppression of Falun GongIn July 1999, the PRC government declared the practice of Falun Gong illegal in mainland China. Several weeks earlier, for 12 hours on April 25, about 10,000 people gathered at the Central Appeal Office at Foyou street, outside Zhongnanhai, the headquarters of the PRC government, and lined up along a 2 km stretch. The practitioners dispersed peacefully after they received word that Zhu Rongji, the Premier of the People's Republic of China, had agreed to their requests. Nevertheless, it was widely reported by the Chinese media that the organizing of a protest in the heart of the Communist Party of China by Falun Gong practitioners alarmed many senior leaders, particularly Jiang Zemin.
There has been international response to the suppression. According to the Falun Gong's Falun Dafa Clearwisdom.net site, there are, as of June 3, 2006, 2,898 reported cases of Falun Gong practitioners dying in police and government custody in China. It has also been reported that Falun Gong practioners held in concentration camps, have been killed for their organs, bones, and tissues, which are sold and transplanted at enormous profitCite error: A <ref>
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Theoretical and epistemological Studies
Main article: Theoretical and epistemological studies on Falun GongThe content of Li Hongzhi's books include commentaries on questions that have been raised in China's qigong community. Falun Gong's teachings tap into a wide array of phenomena and cultural heritage that has been debated for ages. It is noteworthy that the definitions of a number of terms used in the Falun Gong context differ somewhat from the definitions traditionally used in Buddhist and Daoist belief systems.
Falun Gong outside mainland China
Main article: Falun Gong outside ChinaThe suppression of Falun Gong practitioners has been regarded by most western governments as a major international human rights issue. As of December 2005, sixty-one lawsuits have been filed in about thirty countries charging Jiang and several other senior officials with genocide, torture, and crimes against humanity for their roles in the treatment of Falun Gong in mainland China. The PRC government is accused by Falun Gong and many human rights groups of violating the United Nations Convention Against Torture (UNCAT), also ratified by the People's Republic of China.
Falun Gong practitioners are often seen on the streets in major metropolitan areas, directly informing the public of the suppression of practitioners in mainland China.
References
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Further reading
- Ian Adams, Riley Adams and Rocco Galati, Power of the Wheel: The Falun Gong Revolution (Toronto: Stoddart Publishing, 2000) hard cover ISBN 0-7737-33270-5
- Maria Hsia Chang, Falun Gong: The End of Days (New Haven, Connecticut: Yale University Press, 2004) ISBN 0-300-10227-5
- Barend ter Haar, Falun Gong - Evaluation and Further References (incl. extensive bibliography)
- Li Hongzhi, Falun Gong (Law Wheel Qigong) (Yih Chyun, 1993)
- Li Hongzhi, Essentials for Further Advancement (Yih Chyun, 2000?)
- Danny Schechter, Falun Gong's Challenge to China (Akashic Books, 2000) hardback ISBN 1888451130, paperback ISBN 1888451270
- Margaret Thaler Singer, Cults in Our Midst: The Continuing Fight Against Their Hidden Menace Revised edition. (San Francisco: Jossey-Bass, 2003). ISBN 0-7879-6741-6
- Mo Wen, Poisonous Deceit: How The Chinese Government Literally Gets Away With Murder By Lying Deceiving And Fabricating Its "evidence" Against Falun Gong: An Hbcu Story (Toronto: Deep Six, 2002) Paperback. ISBN 0-9731-1810-5
External links
Falun Gong sites
- Falun Dafa
- Falun Gong official website
- Falun Dafa Information Center
- Falun Dafa Minghui Net
- Falun Canada includes Zhuan Falun II in Chinese
- Pure Insight
- Global Coalition To Bring Jiang To Justice
- The Epoch Times
- Friends of Falun Gong
Critical sites
- The True Nature of the Falun Gong by Samuel Luo, a Falun Gong critic.
- The Two Tales of Falun Gong: Radicalism in a traditional form, a DOC file
- Critics and followers of Falun Gong: Adherents find fulfillment, but detractors call movement a cult (September 18, 2005) A San Francisco Chronicle report
- Rick Ross Institute A extensive set of links to articles critical of FLG
- San Jose Mercury News article 2001 news report on how Falun Gong manipulates politicians in the U.S.
- Steve Hassan’s Freedom of Mind Center, an exit counselor's claims of mind control techniques used by Falun Gong
- Bay Area Reporter: Supes Support “Homophobic Cult” detailed report on SF Resolution 66-06
- SF Indymedia: “Homophobic Mind Control Cult” discussion on Falun Gong's view on homosexuality initiated by Samuel Luo; includes extensive user blog comments at the end
- SF Chronicle: Dissident media linked to Falun Gong exposes the connection between the Falun Gong and the Epoch Times
- People's Daily excoriates Falun Gong
- FLG article and discussion from bi-racial website
- Time Asia's article on Falun Gong (May 10, 1999)
- Falun Gong Derided as Authoritarian Sect by Anti-Cult Experts (2001) San Francisco Chronicle Report on "Cults and the Millennnium" conference in Seattle
- Commentary About Falun Gong (August 3, 2001) James Randi Educational Foundation
- The Falun Gong: Beyond the Headlines (2000) abstract of article by Patsy Rahn available in Cultic Studies Journal, Volume 17, pages 166-186.
- The Falun Gong: Is it an exercise group, a cult, a well-financed anti-communist group-you decide A Falun Gong program on KPFA
Other sites
- Falun Gong - Evaluation and Further References (Prof. Barend ter Haar, Leiden Univ.) An introductory analysis of the Falun Gong movement in Chinese society and culture from the perspective of the scholar of traditional Chinese religious culture.
- The China Psychiatric Crisis: Following Up on the Plight of the Falun Gong
- Congressional Research Service (CRS) Reports regarding Falun Gong
- Tsinghua University practitioners' views on science. Part 1 and part 2.
- Controversial preliminary data and claims on Falun Gong's effect on the body: cardiac cells, neutrophil functions, gene expression, and immunity.
- Link to a story about controversial quotes from Li Hongzhi about FLG
- A H2G2 edited-guide article
- http://clearwisdom.net/emh/articles/2001/4/9/7035.html
- http://www.clearharmony.net/articles/200410/22719.html
- http://www.clearharmony.net/articles/200303/10691.html
- http://www.clearharmony.net/articles/200305/12738.html