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| A recurring theme, historically and today, is that of exorbitant legal fees consuming the entire value of property at stake in an estate or a dispute: | A recurring theme, historically and today, is that of exorbitant legal fees consuming the entire value of property at stake in an estate or a dispute: | ||
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| The tale of the freshly-acquitted horse thief pleading that the judge issue an arrest warrant for "that dirty lawyer of mine" because "Your honour, you see, I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the horse I stole"<ref>{{ |
The tale of the freshly-acquitted horse thief pleading that the judge issue an arrest warrant for "that dirty lawyer of mine" because "Your honour, you see, I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the horse I stole"<ref>{{Cite book|last=Alley|first=Ken|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=u4k2UNKR9VIC&pg=PA310|title=The Encyclopedia of Wit, Humor, and Wisdom: The Big Book of Little Anecdotes|date=2000-07-11|publisher=iUniverse|year=|isbn=978-1-4620-9229-1|location=|pages=310|language=en}}</ref> is often modernised to "he went and took the car I stole"<ref>{{Cite book|last=Callaway|first=Robert W.|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=AW41gB7RpJgC&pg=PA12|title=Party Jokes|date=2004-12-01|publisher=AuthorHouse|year=|isbn=978-1-4208-1401-9|location=|pages=12|language=en}}</ref> with little or nothing else changed. | ||
| While telling an ] risks the label of ], lawyers are perceived as a highly privileged class, seemingly accountable only to other lawyers; the Bar Association, the judges, even many of the politicians and legislators are their fellow lawyers who inevitably give them free rein. After all, one does not choose one's ethnicity but may choose whether to pursue a career in law.<ref>{{Cite book|url=https://www.worldcat.org/oclc/738380488|title=Studies in applied interpersonal communication|publisher=SAGE|year=2008|isbn=978-1-4129-9030-1|editor-last=Motley|editor-first=Michael T.|location=Los Angeles|pages=236|oclc=738380488}}</ref> | While telling an ] risks the label of ], lawyers are perceived as a highly privileged class, seemingly accountable only to other lawyers; the Bar Association, the judges, even many of the politicians and legislators are their fellow lawyers who inevitably give them free rein. After all, one does not choose one's ethnicity but may choose whether to pursue a career in law.<ref>{{Cite book|url=https://www.worldcat.org/oclc/738380488|title=Studies in applied interpersonal communication|publisher=SAGE|year=2008|isbn=978-1-4129-9030-1|editor-last=Motley|editor-first=Michael T.|location=Los Angeles|pages=236|oclc=738380488}}</ref> | ||
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| Much like the foul-mouthed ] or the ], the heartless, cynical attorney is a stock character in many joke collections. | Much like the foul-mouthed ] or the ], the heartless, cynical attorney is a stock character in many joke collections. | ||
| Often told is the anecdote where a wealthy lawyer, solicited for a charitable donation, replies "Do you realise my mother is dying of a long-term illness and has medical bills several times her income? Did you know that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and in a wheelchair? Do you understand my sister is widowed and penniless with three dependent children? Well, since I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"<ref |
Often told is the anecdote where a wealthy lawyer, solicited for a charitable donation, replies "Do you realise my mother is dying of a long-term illness and has medical bills several times her income? Did you know that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and in a wheelchair? Do you understand my sister is widowed and penniless with three dependent children? Well, since I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"<ref>{{Cite book|last=|first=|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=1QZhHbxsoeIC&pg=PA68|title=Laughter Ever After Ministryof Good Humor|publisher=Chalice Press|year=|isbn=978-0-8272-2145-1|location=|pages=68|language=en}}</ref> | ||
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Lawyer jokes, which predate Shakespeare's era, are commonly told by those outside the profession as an expression of contempt, scorn and derision. They serve as a form of social commentary or satire reflecting the cultural perception of lawyers.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers
— "Dick the Butcher" in Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, act 4, scene 2, line 73
Historical examples
In 1728, John Gay wrote this verse as part of The Beggar's Opera: {{poemquote|A Fox may steal your hens, sir A Whore your health and pence, sir Your daughter rob your chest, sir Your wife may steal your rest, sir A thief your goods and plate But this is all but picking With rest, pence, chest and chicken It ever was decreed, sir If Lawyer's Hand is fee'd, sir He steals your whole estate
At the end of the 1800s, Ambrose Bierce satirically defined litigation as "a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage".
The line "Doesn't it strike the company as a little unusual that a lawyer should have his hands in his own pockets?" is cited by Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) but likely originated earlier.
Recurring themes
In the modern era, many complaints about lawyers fall into five general categories:
- abuse of litigation in various ways, including using dilatory tactics and false evidence and making frivolous arguments to the courts
- preparation of false documentation, such as false deeds, contracts, or wills
- deceiving clients and other persons and misappropriating property
- procrastination in dealings with clients
- charging excessive fees
A recurring theme, historically and today, is that of exorbitant legal fees consuming the entire value of property at stake in an estate or a dispute:
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
Or:
It takes only one lawyer to change your lightbulb to his lightbulb.
The tale of the freshly-acquitted horse thief pleading that the judge issue an arrest warrant for "that dirty lawyer of mine" because "Your honour, you see, I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the horse I stole" is often modernised to "he went and took the car I stole" with little or nothing else changed.
While telling an ethnic joke risks the label of racism, lawyers are perceived as a highly privileged class, seemingly accountable only to other lawyers; the Bar Association, the judges, even many of the politicians and legislators are their fellow lawyers who inevitably give them free rein. After all, one does not choose one's ethnicity but may choose whether to pursue a career in law.
Of those of all the professions, lawyer jokes are often the most blunt and to the point:
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger. The other is a fish.
Or:
Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Much like the foul-mouthed parrot or the dumb blonde, the heartless, cynical attorney is a stock character in many joke collections.
Often told is the anecdote where a wealthy lawyer, solicited for a charitable donation, replies "Do you realise my mother is dying of a long-term illness and has medical bills several times her income? Did you know that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and in a wheelchair? Do you understand my sister is widowed and penniless with three dependent children? Well, since I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Similarly:
Lawyer: "I have some good news for you"
Client: "What good news? You lost my case, I was convicted of a murder I did not commit and was sentenced to die in the electric chair."
Lawyer: "That's all true, but I got the voltage lowered."
Other anecdotes are based on logical fallacy, such as a lawyer defending a client on trial for killing his parents: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I appeal to your basic decency to take mercy on this poor, defenceless orphan!"
Occasionally, lawyers themselves use self-deprecating humour about lawyers or the legal profession in an attempt to add levity to otherwise bland topics. Lawyers giving a talk, especially to the profession, often employ jokes as icebreakers.
St. Ives is the patron saint of lawyers. In some jokes, he is the only lawyer in heaven, and can't be made to leave, since there is no other lawyer in heaven.
See also
References
- ^ Galanter, Marc (2006). Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes and Legal Culture. University of Wisconsin Press. ISBN 978-0-299-21354-1.
- Kornstein, Daniel (2005). Kill all the lawyers?: Shakespeare's legal appeal. University of Nebraska Press. p. 22. ISBN 978-0803278219.
- Erin Barrett; Jack Mingo (Jan 31, 2002), Dracula was a Lawyer: Hundreds of Fascinating Facts from the World of Law, Conari Press, ISBN 9781573247184
- Hazard, Geoffrey C.; Dondi, Angelo (2004). Legal Ethics: A Comparative Study. Stanford University Press. p. 60. ISBN 978-0-8047-4882-7.
- Alley, Ken (2000-07-11). The Encyclopedia of Wit, Humor, and Wisdom: The Big Book of Little Anecdotes. iUniverse. p. 310. ISBN 978-1-4620-9229-1.
- Callaway, Robert W. (2004-12-01). Party Jokes. AuthorHouse. p. 12. ISBN 978-1-4208-1401-9.
- Motley, Michael T., ed. (2008). Studies in applied interpersonal communication. Los Angeles: SAGE. p. 236. ISBN 978-1-4129-9030-1. OCLC 738380488.
- Peter Hay (1989), The book of legal anecdotes, Barnes & Noble, ISBN 9780880299763
- Laughter Ever After Ministryof Good Humor. Chalice Press. p. 68. ISBN 978-0-8272-2145-1.
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books.google.cawas invoked but never defined (see the help page). - John Capps; Donald Capps (15 September 2009). You've Got To Be Kidding!: How Jokes Can Help You Think. John Wiley & Sons. p. 55. ISBN 978-1-4051-9665-9.