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| == Synopsis == | |||
| ] fails to get the birthday present that ] wanted. The gift he gets her instead makes it obvious that he knows nothing about his daughter and that makes her disappointed in him. To win Lisa back, Homer hires a private ] to find out everything about her. The private detective comes through with information that restores Homer's relationship with Lisa. Homer refuses to pay the detective's $1000 expenses; to get even the detective arranges it so that Lisa is framed for a crime she didn't commit. When the police arrive outside the Simpson home, Homer takes Lisa on the run. While they are holed up in a cabin, Homer confesses what he did to learn more about Lisa. The police trace them there and Homer and Lisa's subsequent escape leads them to a circus, where they find evidence that will exonerate Lisa of the crime. Only first together they must deal with the crooked detective. | |||
| == Quotes == | |||
| Bart (after stealing Lisa's electroshock diary with a pair of tongs): Dad, can you read me a bedtime story? | |||
| Homer: Sure, can you hand me that book you got? | |||
| (As Homer holds the book with his hand, the diary slams shut on him and as the diary goes "UNAUTHORIZED READER!!!", it electroshocks him) | |||
| Lisa: Just buy me the friggen toy. | |||
| Ralph: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school. | |||
| Detective: You already said that. What else do you know? | |||
| Ralph: I picked my nose until it bleeded. | |||
| Detective: About Lisa! | |||
| Ralph: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school! | |||
| Homer: Mmmmm... McNuggets. | |||
| Flanders (listing Rod's hobbies for the kiosk movie): "Being quiet on trips, clapping along with songs, and diabetes!" | |||
| Lou:We got a location,Chief. | |||
| Wiggum:Great.We'll leave right after dinner.(Wiggum,Lou,and Eddie all smile at Marge) | |||
| Marge (answering phone): Hello? | |||
| Homer: Hello! This is a phone survey. If the election were held today, would you vote for: A. The cops are there or B. Your free to talk? | |||
| Marge: Uh, A. And I'd like to add that proposition "Hug Lisa for Me" has my full support. | |||
| Homer: No, Marge, you're not getting it. It's me, Homer. Simpson. | |||
| (Marge hangs up and smiles nervously) | |||
| Willie: Hey, that's not your locker. | |||
| PI: You know, you're the spiting image of the aberdeen strangler. | |||
| Willie: Moving on...... | |||
| Activist: "What do we want!?" | |||
| Crowd: "The gradual phase-out of animal testing over the next three years?" | |||
| Activist: "When do we want it!?" | |||
| Crowd: "Over the next three years!" | |||
| (Lisa's face is pasted on a cowgirl's body.) | |||
| Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! My name is sheriff... | |||
| Homer voiceover: ]! | |||
| Cowgirl: I sure am hungry for my favorite food... | |||
| Homer voiceover: ]s! | |||
| Lisa: I don't like McNuggets! I'm a vegetarian! | |||
| Homer: Still? Well then you're not gonna like your other present! | |||
| (A wrapped ]) | |||
| (In the film a cowboy rides up) | |||
| Cowgirl: Why it's my best friend... | |||
| Homer voiceover: ]! | |||
| Lisa: Huh? | |||
| Bartender: Bad news sheriff... | |||
| Homer voiceover: ]! | |||
| Bartender: Some Indians took all the... | |||
| Homer voiceover: McNuggets! Mmmm McNuggets... haughughalughalugh! | |||
| Cowgirl: I'll get those no good Indians, just as sure as my favorite book is... | |||
| Homer voiceover: Magazines! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... | |||
| Bart voiceover: Wake up, Dad! | |||
| Homer voiceover: Wha wha wha wha wha? | |||
| (Static fills the screen) | |||
| Diary: UNAUTHORIZED USER!!!!!! ACCESS DENIED!!!!! | |||
| (The book causes electrical sparks znd zaps anyone who holds the book at this time.) | |||
| Homer: Oh, Lisa's still mad at me. | |||
| Bart: I'm still mad at you for chopping up my skateboard with an axe! | |||
| Homer: I told you! It was for the insurance money! | |||
| ] | ] | ||
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Episode Details
Episode Number: 299 First Aired: January 12, 2003 Production Code: EABF03 Writer: Matt Selman Director: Mark Kirkland
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