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Revision as of 22:43, 1 April 2007 by 63.228.43.236 (talk) (→Beliefs and practices)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Scientologists hate you.
Scientologists want to kill your children and your dog. They also hate blacks, Jews, women with B-cups, Asians, doctors, politicians, the UN, UNICEF, and people with harry bellies.
They are responsible for all wars, and they are also the leading cause of death, diarea, poop, George Bush, guns, gang violence, zombies, stab wounds, hurt people, animal extingtion, global warnings, volcanoes, The Hindenburg disaster, ugly people, the German language, dumb people, tube socks, Britney Spears, Hilary Clinton, ear infections,
They caused: Christmas With The Kranks, Arnold Shwarzinagger, Nick Cannon, lightning, ugly sweaters, Spyro, obesity in America, power outages, long lines, car accidents, rush hour, traffic, drug abuse, stealing, rain, broken items, damaged goods, credit card fraud, long waiting for Amazon.com goods, Hellen Keller,
They started: sexualy transmitted diseases (STD's), calf roping, vegetarians, PETA, hippies, heroin, TAB Cola, knifes, broken bones, slow moving airport security checks, aging, old people, hair loss, the demotion of Pluto, The Magic School Bus, Barney, constipation, broken windshield wipers, chafing, bad descions, Kim Jung Il, The Evaxation of Puerto Rico, SARS, THe Battle of Gay's, yellow blood, vasecimies, broken condoms, unplanned parenthood, teenage pregnancy, stubbed toes, Small Pox, food poisoning, pure evil, bad movies, farting, and fatal pillow fights.
They also bombed many nursing homes.